King Julien XIII wrote on Dr. Blowhole's timeline: how abouts now?
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Dr. Blowhole How about now what?
King Julien XIII have you been coming up with an evilly plan?
Dr. Blowhole UGH! I told you, I already HAD one!
King Julien XIII wells, i have a fantabulous idea.
Dr. Blowhole Fine. What is it?
King Julien XIII to tell you, i must be inviting you intos... AN EVIL SECRETY CLUB! mohohohohoho! ...how is my evilly laughing?
Dr. Blowhole *sigh* It's "muahaha," not "mohoho."
King Julien XIII muahaha is being too cliche. mohoho will be our evilly club motto.
Dr. Blowhole *bangs head against metal wall*
King Julien XIII eh, that does not sound very safe.
Dr. Blowhole beat Kowalski in a game of Ultimate Chess
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Kowalski NOOOOOOO! How did you disable my mod?!
Dr. Blowhole HA! I am superior in all fields! 1988 called, they want their firewall back!
Kowalski For once in the history of history, can a good guy have better technology?!
Dr. Blowhole It's simple villain logic. We steal, so, we have the good stuff.
Kowalski Hm... rematch?
Dr. Blowhole I suppose.
Mort wrote in Gator in the Park, a Musical: HI 2 al the gador! U hav pierits in u musical? i like pierits!
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Roger Um... huh?
Maurice He's asking if the musical will have pirates in it. He saw some kids on a field trip playing pretend and now he has a pirate obsession.
Roger Oh. Well, no Mort, my musical takes place in a very nice rural area.
Mort AVEST! i be bording u musical! u give mort pierits, u scaly wag! or me make u run the plank!
Roger Hey! I may be scaly, but you can't threaten a poor guy's sacred art like that!
Mort R!
Maurice Oh brother...
Kowalski beat Dr. Blowhole in a game of Ultimate Chess
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Kowalski HA! In your surprisingly smooth face, Blowhole!
Dr. Blowhole WHAT? But how?!
Kowalski Heh, I simply used HERO logic to win. The bad guy has better means, but the good guy has better motive. Ergo, the good guy will beat the odds in the end, by way of tenacity, perseverance, cleverness, and raw talent.
Dr. Blowhole But this isn't the end! I demand a rematch!
Skipper Kowalski, did your "cleverness" include taking apart my coffee maker?
Kowalski Um... maybe?
Skipper That's it, there will be no more Ultimate Chess hacking in this unit! Now put my coffee maker back together before I have caffeine withdrawal!
Kowalski Sorry. Will do. See Blowhole, this IS the end! VICTORY IS MINE!
Dr. Blowhole NOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU, HERO LOGIC!
Dr. Blowhole was added to the private group Secrety Evil Club of Awesome Evil
...a club for the awesomest of... evil guys to be thinking up plans in sneakiness! Mohohohohoho!
created by King Julien XIII
Dr. Blowhole posted in Secrety Evil Club of Awesome Evil: *sigh* I give up. What is your evil plan?
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King Julien XIII weeeeelcome to the eeeeevil club! i have MANY plans, in my brain, to take over the world. i've always wanted to be king of the world. behooooold... my evil glare!
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Dr. Blowhole ARGH! That isn't a plan! And that is NOT how you do an evil glare! You couldn't even intimidate Private with that.
King Julien XIII psh! the king has the BESTEST evil glare. you think you can be doing a betterer one, fishy face?
Dr. Blowhole [photo]
King Julien XIII eh, be never minding. that is betterer.
Dr. Blowhole AKAKAKAKAK! I can teach you if you'd like.
King Julien XIII the king does not let other people show him how to do things! he is already a master! we need to be doing something about that laugh, too. you are forgetting the motto.
Marlene's village in Lunacornville was raided! Click here to show that you're her friend and give a gift of magical seeds to replenish her lost berries!
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Skipper WHY is this showing up in my news feed? I don't even play this!
Marlene Sorry, I didn't even know it did that! Who raided me?
Mort R! i be raiding u village 4 trezur!
Marlene Mort! That wasn't very nice! And I don't even HAVE any treasure!
Mort R, i be capn rodney-tail! R!
Marlene Huh?
Maurice He thinks he's a pirate. Just roll with it.
Private oh no! :( dont worry marlene, i have 3876 points stored up just for an emergency like this!
King Julien XIII 3876? That is being, like, much biggerer of a number than the king! you must be playing for hours!
Private well...
Skipper See? These games are dangerously addictive! Even worse than comic books! Just another way Facebook hypnotizes you and then hits you with colorful ads when you're weak and vulnerable!
Marlene Thank you, Private! Oh come on, Skipper. Online games aren't addictive!
Marlene Okay my conscience is hurting. I confess to playing Dream Life for four hours yesterday.
Skipper The internet isn't a safe place for the weak-and-fangirl-minded, Marlene. That's why I don't play these games.
Private isnt ultimate chess one of those games? [Marlene likes this]
Skipper Eh, well... chess is a classic game of strategy. It isn't the same thing! And I don't even play it anymore.
Marlene lol...
King Julien XIII posted in Secrety Evil Club of Awesome Evil: i am voting that we wait until all the zoo peoples are sleeping, and then we take the feathers out of their pillows! mohoho...
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Dr. Blowhole I "am voting" no! You call THAT evil?
King Julien XIII have you ever been trying to sleep on a featherless pillow? obviously you have not! but since i am the king, my vote counts double! so that is what we are doing.
Dr. Blowhole Did you even think about how if you take someone's pillow while they're sleeping, they'll probably wake up? Not to mention, most of the zoo's animals don't even USE pillows!
King Julien XIII oh. hm. i was not thinking of that. see, this is why we make a great team! so we must first be GIVING them pillows, and THEN take all their featheryness, but doing it while using your, eh, time-freezy thingy you have been working on.
Dr. Blowhole *sigh* No.
Dr. Blowhole Wait a minute, how do you know about that?!
King Julien XIII i am king. the king knows everything!
Dr. Blowhole I don't know how you know about my secret inventions, lemur, but if you ever squeal, horrible things will await you!
King Julien XIII ohhhh, you are threatening me. very evilly, i like it!
King Julien XIII so, is your vote still a no for the pillow plan?
Dr. Blowhole YES!
King Julien XIII you are voting yes now?
Dr. Blowhole NO!
King Julien XIII hmph. i am thinking we need another evil guy to be breaking the ties.
Skipper Greetings, Facebook friends. I'm here to tell you that I've had a change of heart. The Lunacorns are an inspiration to all of us! I was just too stubborn to see it until now. Hugs to everyone!
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Private yayyyyyyy!
Marlene ...what?!
Rico blahgadee WHAT? Bleck!
King Julien XIII bahaha! you are liking that baby show now?
Private YOU like it, julien!
King Julien XIII well yes, it isnt babyish when the KING is watching it.
Maurice Hehehe!
Skipper AHHHHHHH! I DIDN'T WRITE THIS! I SWEAR! FACEBOOK IS NOW GETTING INTO OUR KEYBOARDS! [Kowalski likes this]
Kowalski L to the O to the L! I told you I would get you back for that prank you played on me yesterday! [Marlene and Maurice like this]
Skipper YOU! I thought I said no hacking!
Kowalski You only said no hacking Ultimate Chess, actually, but there was no need. You simply left your computer unattended and yourself logged in.
Skipper You know the punishments for this level of insubordination!
Kowalski Totally worth it.
Skipper How do I delete this?
Kowalski Not telling!
Kowalski Unless of course, you drop all consequences.
Skipper UGH. Fine.
Kowalski Press the arrow in the top corner of your post and hit 'delete' in the drop down menu.
Skipper What? That's IT? ...You had this all planned out, didn't you?
Kowalski :)
Private wait, so... you DONT like the lunacorns? :(