Hans was added to the private group Secrety Evil Club of Awesome Evil
Hans wrote in Secrety Evil Club of Awesome Evil: Ah, what is this then? I do not so much prefer to think of myself as "evil," you know. Mostly a tragic, lovable antagonist. With a little bit of evil. For thrills, you know.
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King Julien XIII then be holding onto that little bit! mohohohoho! we are needing u to break some ties.
Hans Why would I do that? Ties are... quite suave.
King Julien XIII no no no, you are missing the understanding. eh, it's a different kind of tie. the grid is locking with only two evil members of our club! i was thinking u could be our third.
Hans Then who is the other member?
Dr. Blowhole *sigh* That would be me.
Hans Oh! Hello, my old evil boss... I thought the penguins had defeated you?
Dr. Blowhole TEMPORARILY, yes. Wait a minute, didn't you run off with some of my evil genius equipment?
Hans Well, you see... you couldn't exactly pay me, since you were busy being... Flippy. LOL!
Dr. Blowhole *growl*
King Julien XIII okay, listen up peoples! u can be catching up laters. we have some evil planning to do! i will be posting this afternoon, right around twolien o'clock.
EVENT is today - Gator in the Park, a Musical
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Skipper Just a reminder: NO audience members are authorized to bring sparklers, styrofoam cups, or thin mints to the musical. This has been a service announcement from your local security detail.
Rico BLEGABEGADA! no bring! LISTEN SKIPPER!
Marlene That rule wouldn't happen to have any particular story of origin, would it?
Skipper Sorry, that's classified.
Marlene ...of course it is.
Marlene wrote on Roger's timeline: Roger, that musical was fantastic! I'm sure the ending was great too! I'm very sorry about your handmade scenery and costumes...
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Private yes, it was a smashing show! ... quite literally, unfortunately. [Kowalski likes this]
Roger Thank you, Marlene! It's alright, no one got any worse than second-degree burns, and half of the backdrop ended up intact!
Skipper Well, now you know why we banned sparklers, styrofoam cups, and thin mints.
Marlene Who even brought those?
Mort R! me raided u musical!
Marlene ... of course.
Mort captain rodney-tail be the terror of the meleven Cs! u will surrender your gumballs! all the gumballs r belong 2 captain rodney-tail! R!
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Private mort, its not nice to pillage and plunder! maybe its time to stop being a pirate now? [Maurice likes this]
Mort whats a pirate?
Private well... you.
Mort ohhhh, OK! i will stop being me. can i be king julien? i love king julien!
Private no, i meant... well... um...
Mort or maybe i be u! do u have gumballs?
Private no, i'm sorry, mort. i dont have any gumballs.
Mort awwwww. oh, mort has gumballs he has been saving! i will be mort again.
Private oh. well... OK, good! i think...
King Julien XIII posted in Secrety Evil Club of Awesome Evil: ok, so i am being on the lines of the net now, or maybe on the web of the lines? this computerese is a difficult language 2 code-speak. anyways, take a look, my minions, at this illustration of our scheme. or as i like to call it, a schemistration!
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Dr. Blowhole Okay, 1. Ex-CUSE me, fuzzyface, but did you just call me a "minion"? And 2. That is not a schemistration. It's not a scheme, and can barely be called an illustration! It's mostly squiggles and a doodle of your face on a very crudely drawn earth.
Hans I second Dr. Blowhole's first and second points!
King Julien XIII 1. ex-CUSE me, fishyface, but I DID just call you a "minion"! we R being a group now, and every group needs a strong leader! but i am a king, so we can bypass this "strong" part. and TWOLIEN: that IS being the scheme! me being the king of the entire moon!
Hans You mean planet?
King Julien XIII oh yes, that too.
Dr. Blowhole If anyone's to be a leader here, it would be ME. Seeing as I'm the only one here who's even come CLOSE to world domination, and I have come VERY close.
Hans Hold your halibuts, Dr. Mammal-fish; you are the one who was defeated, and I am the one with your super-high-tech secret base, so maybe I should be the leader!
Dr. Blowhole As I said, TEMPORARILY defeated.
Dr. Blowhole Wait wait wait did you say you had my whole secret base?
Hans In it's glorious entirety, yes.
Dr. Blowhole Even the lobster minions?
Hans Well, I had to lay off most of them, but two stayed, yes.
King Julien XIII MOHOHO, this is being perfect! we are having a base, and proper minions who know how to be minions (you two are leaving MUCH to be desired in the "obeying evil overlord's orders" department) i will be inviting them!
Skipper has reached level 20 on Sweet Smash! Send them a challenge now!
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Marlene Oooooh, you're almost as high level as me! And you said online games were dumb! ;) [Kowalski likes this]
Skipper HOW DID THIS GET HERE?
Skipper Sweet Smash can't post on my behalf! It's un-American!
Marlene Well, you had to have given it permission.
Skipper I DID NO SUCH THING.
Kowalski Did you click "Agree" without reading any of the terms again?
Skipper Of course not! A leader is always informed.
Kowalski Suuuure.
Marlene This is SWEET irony, isn't it? lol!
Skipper *sigh* It's those colors - curse those hypnotic colors! And the psychologically exciting reward system... government mind-control at its finest. I should quit this game and never return...
Marlene Bet you can't beat me to level 30. ;)
Skipper Well, we'll never know
Skipper Although, if I wasn't quitting, I would leave you in the candy dust.
Marlene Prove it!
Skipper ...
Skipper Fine, I'll play just long enough to humiliate you - apologies in advance, my friend.
Marlene Oh, it is ON!
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Dr. Blowhole Ah yes, my minions... who ABANDONED me after the Mindjacker incident! Did you have fun working for candy-corn-beak over there?
Hans Hey!
Red One So sorry boss, we didn't know if you'd ever be back!
Red One Um, doc, I didn't abandon you. I'm sitting in the same room as you, on one of your computers.
Dr. Blowhole What?
King Julien XIII oh, was i getting one of the wrong ones? the searching yielded like meleven-hundred results.
Dr. Blowhole Ugh...
King Julien XIII well its not my fault, they all look the same to me!
Red One Well, if the boss would let us use our names...
Red One 2 How about this?
Dr. Blowhole Okay, that's better. Now, wait, which one of you is the one who abandoned me?
Red One Not me!
Red One 2 Not me!
Hans I'm confused.
Kowalski THIS IS A CODE ORANGE. I REPEAT, CODE ORANGE. My sonic hammer, largely untested, has gone missing. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH, and contact me immediately. If you see another zoo resident approaching it, tell them not to, and contact me immediately. If you see another zoo resident wielding it, RUN IN CIRCLES AND PANIC. Thank you.
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Skipper Shouldn't this be a code RED?
Kowalski But red is so predictable!
Private ohhhh noooooo! kowalski why couldnt you have invented a sonic screwdriver instead?
Kowalski Pfft, yeah, because opening nearly any door, window, or security system would be SO helpful.
Kowalski ...
Kowalski EUREKA! [Private likes this]
Marlene What does a sonic hammer do, exactly?
Kowalski Not sure. As I said, largely untested.
Maurice Uh, hypothetically, what are we supposed to do if Julien is the one who took it?
Kowalski Run in ellipses and increase panic by a factor of 14.
Maurice Uh-huh... you might want to educate me on how to run in an ellipse, then.
Kowalski ...We're doomed.