This one is a bit... strange. I wrote this one for humor, and it stars Cell & Cell Jr! (Gah! I can't stop rhyming now!)
Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ, this wouldn't be fanfiction you see. (STOP IT!!)
Once, there was an android named Cell,
who lived three miles from a well.
He had a nice little house in the countryside,
it was his joy and pride.
One day, he was hangin' in the flower garden that smelt of heaven,
while accompanied by his offspring seven.
Basking in the brightness of the sun,
it was Cell Jr. one.
Lurking in the nearby shadows, was five and two,
then jumping out, they shouted "BOO!"
To their victims, seven and six,
they scared them out of their wits.
Cell Jr. four separated from the rest,
then climbed a big tree to put his strength to test.
He smiled evily and continued up to the head,
when Cell came up and said:
"Cell Jr, Cell Jr, come down from that tree,
before you twist your arm and break your knee!"
Little number four looked down and shouted "No!
I only have a few more centimeters to go!"
Cell stomped his foot and started turning red,
"If you don't come down, you won't be fed!"
"I was going to catch a lot of of circus clown,
and I was going to get them from Ginger Town!"
"Oh darn." Number four said sarcastically,
"No matter, they never appealed to me."
The other Cell Jr. followed their brother's example,
over the tree they started to scramble.
Cell didn't like what he was seeing,
that's when he started screaming:
"NO! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
Why, oh WHY did I ever have kids!?"
"I blame this all on you, Son Goku!
This was the fault of all your friends too!"
Later that night, while everyone was asleep,
Cell was busy counting sheep.
For the past two hours, he had been tossing and turning,
then quickly sat up, "Do I smell something burning?"
Cell dashed out of the room after he spoke,
soon encountering the billowing smoke.
Right in front of him, stood the small fries,
the look of terror was in their eyes.
Cell looked at them and started to shout,
"Someone better tell me what this is about!"
"It's hotter than blue blazes in here,
and that smoke is making my eyes tear!"
Each of them pointed to number's six and three,
"They were the ones that did it, not me!"
"The two got into a fight you see,
shooting each other down with ki."
"It was all after one called the other a liar,
and now the whole house is on fire!"
The biggest android sighed and said,
"Let's get out, before we're dead!"
The eight ran outside to their front yard,
and watched as the house came down hard.
These were Cell's thoughts, as he watched this terrible scene:
"I can't wait till' those brats turn eighteen..."
Heh heh, I had a lot of fun writing this one! I just hope I haven't scared anyone away now...