Like I sort of promised, here's the next chapter after just a day. (And my brain hurts. =.=) Okay, I was originaly planning on making a chapter for the Namekian Elder (again) and Nail, but I couldn't come up with anything... Sooo, after some random thinking, I decided to make a chapter for Frieza & Kuriza! Who's Kuriza, you ask? He's Frieza's son from a Dragonball parody made by Akira Toriyama, called Neko Majiin. Or Neko Majiin Z. I think there was two... (I haven't read it, so... ^^;)
Disclaimer: Nothing's changed in the past 24 hours.
Frieza stared intently at the board spread over the table before him, his face displaying a scowl. He couldn't understand how he managed to get stuck sitting there, or better yet, suckered into playing this childish game.
"Hurry up, papa. You've been sitting there for ten minutes!"
Frieza's attention was drawn from the board and toward his son, Kuriza, who was sitting across from him. "What's the point of this 'Munoplee' game?" he questioned.
"It's called Monopoly for starters," Kuriza said. "And what you do is, you roll the dice, then move your piece across the board, buying property as you go around."
"And that's the point of the game?" Frieza raised a brow. "Son, we don't need to play this. We can just jump in the spaceship and get the real thing for free!"
"Papa, you promised you'd play with me!" Kuriza reminded. "And that wasn't all, there's more to the game."
Frieza propped his shoulder up on his leg and rested his head atop a closed fist, his eyes narrowing to show disinterest. Kuriza rambled on to explain things relating to the game, like rent and hotels, and the uses for Community cards.
"Did you get all that?" Kuriza asked, after his tutorial finally ended.
"Sure," Frieza said. "Can we get this over with now?"
Kuriza nodded, "Don't forget: first person to lose all their money loses the game! I'll start the game this time," he rolled the dice to start the game.
Then came Frieza's turn. He took the dice into hand and spilled them across the board, revealing the number of spaces he would be moving the metal playing piece. After the highest number of allowed spaces were reached, he set he piece down on an available property and stared in boredom.
"...You can buy that, you know," Kuriza said.
Frieza sighed and handed his son the game money. "I suppose I'll take it..."
What a tedious afternoon this would be, he thought...
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"YES! I rolled another double!" Frieza cheered, then moved his playing piece. "And look, I just passed the starting point. That's $200 more for me! I think I'll buy that hotel for Park Place..."
"Well, it's time for me to take a break," Kuriza jumped up from his spot."I'll be watching TV with the Ginyu Force..."
"Oh no you don't! This isn't over yet, get back here," Frieza ordered.
"But, papa, we've been playing for almost five hours," Kuriza responded. "I need a break!"
"You can have your break after we're finished!" Frieza said.
"Can't we continue tomorrow?" Kuriza asked.
"No!" Frieza snapped. "Now have a seat."
Moaning, Kuriza did as he was told and sat back down in his previous spot, then slammed his hands against the table. "Let's play."
"That's a good boy," Frieza said. "It should only take me approximately two and half hours to win."
"We'll see about that..." Kuriza mumbled under his breath; he was no longer playing just for fun.
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"I'm going to bed now, I've had a long day..." a drowsy Frieza said.
"Nope," Kuriza said with a smile. "We have a game to play!"
"I give up. You win," Frieza argued. "I'm tired."
"But papa, we are almost finished. After you land on one of my many hotels, you'll have to give up your last Railroad!" Kuriza sneered.
"Yeah yeah, I hear you," Frieza said. "Now do away with that cocky attitude, it's rude."
After saying good night, Frieza made an exit, leaving his little tyke to wallow in his unexpected victory.
Ugh... These writing problems are killing me... My work is looking terrible! DX I decided when I get the chance, I will be rewriting the Bulma/Bra chapter. I don't like how it turned out...
Anyway, one of my reviewers asked me what my thoughts on the Live Action movie were. Well, considering how off they are with it, and just how "good" most movies are today, (plus the trailer) I can't really blame fans for hating it already. I'm not really for the LA movie either... But who knows, it might be good for a laugh. ^^