Harry Carols

Lucius got ran over by a Thestral

Lucius got ran over by a Thestral

portkeying from his house Christmas eve

you can say theres no such thing as thestrals

but as for me and draco we believe.

He'd been drinking too much butterbeer

and draco begged him not to go.

But he forgot his walking cane and he

staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him christmas morning,

at the scene of the attack,

he had large hoofprints on his forehead,

and some tiny bones on his back.

Now we're all so pissed at draco

hes been taking it all so well.

See him in there tormenting

drinking butterbeer and

talking with old sevvy now.

Its the best christmas without lucius,

all the world is wearing hats

and we all cant help but wonder;

if we should kill draco

or spare him this year?

Kill Draco!!

Now the feast is on the table

and the pudding made of fig

and the green and silver candles

that would have suited

lucius's robes.

Ive warned all my

friends and neighbours

better watch out for yourselves,

that Draco malfoy

will take revenge

and I think

we should kill him this year as well.