Disclaimer: -insert witty disclaimer about how I never have or will own Tokyo mew mew here-

A/N: Wow. Two one shots in two days! Yay for me. Guess that shows how bored I am. And cold, so very very very very cold. Gah, guess I'll live. I hope. Great, now I'm bored, cold AND hungry…GAH!

Word challenge: Crazy

Once upon a time there was a crazy cat girl-

"HEY!" Said crazy cat girl yelled. "I'm not crazy you dork!" Fine, fine. So ANYWAY, once upon a time-

"Actually it was only last week!" The not-so-crazy cat girl declared. Would you SHUT UP and let me FINISH?

Angry glare at said cat girl.

"Fine."

Ok, so back on track, once upon a time, which happened to be last week, in a far, far away land-

"Japan isn't THAT far away!"

SHUSH!

The cat girl shushed.

So, once upon a time, blah blah blah, far away land, so on and so forth, so anyway, there was a not-so-crazy cat girl named-

"Don't say my name! Don't you listen to your parents at ALL? There are stalkers on the internet!"

GAH! How can anyone stalk you if you're an imaginary person from a manga and anime?

"Aww, now you hurt my feelings!"

Stop it! So the cat girl's name was-

"HEY! I told you not to say the name!" The cat girl shrieked "I don't wanna be stalked!"

SHUT IT! No's going to stalk you, you're Im-a-gin-ar-y!

"Someone! She hurt my feelings!" The cat-girl wailed

Oi! Don't copy Momiji from Fruits basket!

"I can do whatever I want, so there!"

Cough brat cough.

"HEY! Don't call me a brat!"

Me? I didn't SAY anything. Whistles 'innocently'.

So, as I was saying, the cat girl's name-

"DON'T SAY IT!"

ARGGG! Would you please STOP that?! Everyone out there already knows your name!

Stunned silence.

"They DO????"

Well duh, you have your own manga and anime series, and a bunch of other junk.

"Then why would you need to say my name if they already know my name in the first place?"

GAH! I'm trying to tell a story here! And typing Ichi-

"Don't say my name!"

But they already know it you moron! It's Ichigo! Ichigo Momomiya. Ich-i-go!

"You- you said my name on the internet! AHHH!"

Yeah, I did. Get over it. So the cat girl's name was Ichigo-

Pathetic whimper from Ichigo.

Get. Over. It.

Annoyed huff. "Fine."

So, Ichigo was crazy-

"We already went over this! I'm not crazy!"

You're arguing with an authoress, so yes you are.

"You're an AUTHORESS?"

Technically, no. In my mind, yes.

"You scare me."

Dude I scare EVERYONE-

"I'm a GIRL, thank you very much!"

Fine, dude-ette. Happy?

"No."

Stupid crazy cat girl.

"HEY!"

Oh no, you're not going on another rant! I'm going to finish this story if it's the last thing I do!

"Another rant? Wouldn't I have to have ranted before to rant again?"

You- GAH! Whatever! On with the story! Ichigo was crazy-

"HEY!"

Don't you start again! So how exactly was Ichigo insane? Well for one thing she liked Masaya-

"Don't you DARE insult my precious Masaya!"

I can and will insult that cream puff!

"HEY! Don't call him a cream puff!"

Fine. I won't call him a cream puff… I'll call him an effeminate boy! Maniacal laughter.

"You scare me."

You already said that darlin'

Ichigo backs away slowly.

Ok, so on with the story, Ichigo the insane liked Masaya, whom everyone hates-

"They do NOT!"

Have you seen the amount of bashing he gets?

"Huh?"

Never mind, your puny brain wouldn't understand.

"Wha- HEY!"

Sigh. So anyway, Ichigo liked Masaya, and everyone hated Masaya, so he was burned at the stake. And everyone lived happily ever after. The end!

"He- he DIED!"

Actually, I killed him off, but that works to.

"How can there be a 'happily ever after' if my TRUE LOVE DIED?"

…I dunno… go find another true love I guess.

"I hate you so much."

Aww, and I like you too Ichigo.

"You're story writing sucks too."

Gee, Ichigo no need to take your anger out on me.

"And you smell bad."

That is IT! You're going DOWN!

THE END!

A/N (again): that was creepy… I said 'Gah' a lot. Oh well…