Disclaimer: I don't claim to own TTM in any way, shape or form, or the song 'They're coming to take me away'. I also don't own a mental institute. Though sometimes Stone says I should be in one…
A/N: -mauled by guilt bunnies- I haven't died. Yet. (Knock on wood) I REALLY do not like my writing style and am focusing on original stories and not fan fiction. My apologies. On another note: JESUS CRACKERS! Where on earth did I put my list of words?
Ok I'm done rambling, go ahead and read.
Word challenge: Mental institute
(...why are there two words for this chapter? Oh well)
"So the question is," Ichigo said for once in her life not obsessing over homework she forgot/ was too lazy to do, or saving the world (again), or working like a mad woman at the café, but was in fact sitting in some park, and because the authoress is far to lazy to actually think things through during summer Kish is in the park to; for no reason at all. And Ichigo isn't freaking out and transforming and whatnot either. Because the authoress is just that lazy.
"Is it time?" Ichigo asks Kish, ignoring the authoress's completely pointless interlude.
"Time for what?" Kish questioned, sounding rather puzzled, for good reason; after all he was randomly in some park with his (rather doomed) love interest, and he wasn't trying to take over the world either. So, really he had good reason to sound utterly bewildered.
"Is it time for tea? I do like tea, with two sugar cubes and no milk." He frowned at his own sporadic ADD-like speech, also ignoring the authoress's second interlude.
"No Kish, it's not tea time."
Kish swore violently.
Which is omitted for rating reasons. And the laziness of the authoress.
"No, what I mean is, is it time to send you to a mental institute?"
"Do you mean the happy home where life is beautiful all the time, with trees, and flowers and chirping birds, and basket weavers who sit and twiddle their thumbs and toes? THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HA HA! THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!" Kish noted Ichigo's slightly terrified look at his insane rambling. "….hee, hee ho, ho, ha…ha."
All was silent.
And awkward. Don't forget awkward, so very, very awkward.
"Can people really twiddle their toes?" Ichigo asked finally, curiosity nearly eating her alive, but it satisfied itself with eating Masaya's personality. (Which is why he doesn't have one.)
"Let's try!" Kish exclaimed energetically, jumping to his feet, just as the chapter ended because the authoress was running out of steam.
And then the world was eaten by exploding cheesecake. Because we all love cheesecake. Even the exploding kind. Oh don't shake your head like that, you know it's true.
END OF THE CHAPTER OMGNOWAI THIS FAILS!
A/N (again): -dies-