Disclaimer: I sometimes drink green tea with milk and sugar, this proves how much of a dork I really am; do you think a dork could have created TMM?
A/N: Yes I do really sometimes drink green tea with milk and sugar, and occasionally a small mountain of mini coloured marshmallows. No I am not joking, thank you Bowleena for introducing me to such a wonderful thing!
Word Challenge: Tea
Mint stared in horror.
And when Mint is staring in horror you know the sky is about to come crashing down on your heads.
What was she staring in horror, you ask? The object in question was in fact a cup of her beloved tea.
Well, not her's per say, Ichigo (for plot's sake) was drinking tea. But there was something rather odd about the tea.
"What on earth did you do to this poor cup of tea?" Mint demanded, snatching away the precious cup of tea, murmering something that sounded suspiciously like 'Don't worry baby, it's alright now.'
"Er," Ichigo looked slightly confused at her co-worker, who was now clutching her cup of tea to her chest like one would a baby. Really Ichigo worried about that girl sometimes.
"I just added some milk and sugar to my green tea." She said hesitantly, unsure about what would ensue next.
Mint looked appalled. "How dare you defile tea like that! I should call the TEA POLICE on you for that!" She continued to rant about the sacredness of tea and so on for another hour until her voice gave out.
"…Tea Police?" Ichigo asked tentatively, now very worried for the tea-obsessed girl in front of her.
Mint nodded in an energetic OOC way.
"Okay then." Ichigo inched away slowly.
"What are you doing standing around? BACK TO WORK SLAVES!" Ryou shouted loudly falling from the ceiling and landing on the rather delicate table Ichigo had been drinking tea at an hour before Mint's rant causing it to break in half.
Ignoring the plight of the poor table Ryou sashayed off to go do something that was most likely very important and involved saving the world or something. Or he might have been going off in search parfaits for all the authoress knows, but really doesn't matter at all anyways.
And so life went on at Café Mew Mew, AKA the café with a really stupid name. Mint never regained her voice and had to resort to mime, but scared away half the customers. Ichigo became traumatized of tea and when ever the word was spoken around her would go on a screaming rampage, and unfortunately, scared away the other half of the customers. Ryou developed an obsession with table smashing and ended up scaring away any poor souls that happen to walk by
So the café ended up going bankrupt.
And they all lived happily ever after. Sort of.
Well… not really, they all actually died painful and slow deaths and whatnot, but who really cares?
THE END
Zakuro closed her story book and looked at Pudding with a 'Well, how was it?' look.
"Zakuro-onee-chan, you suck at bedtime stories."
A/N: I swear that green tea was not caffeinated, really.