deer santa

i am dudley dursley i am six years old now my teacher told us to rite to u and she will mail the leters for us um i want a new bike and some toy cars one with a remote i want some new movies too and some candy chokolit please and i want some new games and some new gi joes and dump trucks for a sand box and a swing set in the back yard no clothes or books please and dont bring the freek any toys please he is riting a leter to u to but he dont desirve presents he is a bad bad bad boy and he takes munee frum mummy and daddy! he wears my clothes! mabe u cood just take him away when u cum we dont want him no 1 does

i rote this letter by myself! a big kid Stoo wonted to help but i do it myself i no how to rite and i am the smartist in the class! the freek is stoopid!

ne way mummy and daddy will leave you cookies and eggnog


A/N: I liked Dudley after Deathly Hallows, but remember what he was like before the Dementor attack. He was as cruel to Harry as his parents. I could see him repeating their beliefs when he was a little boy.