A/N: As planned, evil Rinny is activated! And this is a llooong chappy!
Len: NO!
Rin: Did you just say you wanted me to get my road roller?
Len: NNOOOOOO!
Me: Um. While Rin and Len 'have fun', let's do the disclaimer, which we forgot in Chapter two. Kaito, please!
Len: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
Kaito: Anyway, Woolly Fart doesn't own us!
Me: Woolly Fart?! COME BACK HERE!
Rin and Len: That's why he's a baka..(Rin)Oh, wait, the time has come!
Len: MMMMOOOOMMIIIIIIIEEEE! *Crushed under road roller*
~Midnight, nya~
Rin sneaked into Len's room, scanning with her homemade x-ray glasses for his Banana-tastic backpack. Sighting it within a minute, she unzipped and replaced the letter with nimble fingers, making nearly no noise. Then she sneaked back out, mentally patting herself on the back with a sigh of relief.
Earlier (sometime after school), in Rinny's POV
'Rinto, I'm going to Len's house! Oh, and don't forget to buy the oranges!' I said, stacking my just-finished homework into my file folder with crossed fingers that Rinto would NOT bug me for once.
'How could I forget the oranges? Oh, and good luck with Lenny~' my worm of a brother said.
Grrr... I should never have told him that I had a crush on Len since... well, it seems like forever, but I know it's just a month. Feels more like a thousand. I tossed my yellow-no, banana-coloured-no, yel- whatever!-locks behind my shoulder and my 1-pound-heavy encyclopedia at the top bunk of my double-decker bed, smirking happily as a pained 'OOWWIIEE!' sounded from above.
'Thank you for your applause!' I sing-songed, then left to round up Kaito.
Later, we were sitting in Len's room, me on his bed, Kaito on the floor and Len at his desk.
'Just write already!' I harrumphed. 'When I get back from my beautiful orange sherbet ice cream with BaKaito' Kaito whimpered 'you better be working on a draft!'
'Easy for you to say! You're not the one who's bad at Literature!' snapped Len. Gah, he's cute even when he's angry...
'Oops.. did you say something?' I said, sliding easily into Evil mode. At least Rinto's good for practice for this mode. My hand grabbed the banana that Len was trying to protect, bending it ever so slightly. Len whimpered, ha ha ha...
'If you don't write, as in write, then I'll complete this banana's torture session...'
Len shivered. I'm just so evilly awesome that way.
I soon left with BaKaito for the orange sherbet that he'd promised me in exchange for more ice cream, being the idiot he is.
'X-ray glasses, where are you? Come on ooouuuuttttt...' I muttered under my breath. After ice cream with BaKaito, a plan had formed in my head, so that everytime Len wrote a letter, I would replace it with a hateful one, while writing love letters of my own to Len. Before Len revealed himself to Miku, I'd reveal myself first. At that point, he would have to choose between me and Miku. Since I'm his friend, he'll be scared that the depressed-untouchable-and-hates-you part of me will activate. In the end, I win! Lalala, lalala!
Anyway, by the time I had finally found my trusty homemade x-ray glasses, fifteen full minutes had passed. Sniff! Luckily, I had already written the letters. Here they are, for your entertainment.
To the Ugly Miku,
I can still remember the day you first sang in class and bewitched nearly everyone. You were a bit shy at first, but with the encouragements the teacher and the students, you started to open up to others and became friends with the sappy people. You then started to sing, first just in the music rooms and then now you do it everyday, making me want to stuff cotton balls in my ears. Your personality and see-through smile are rubbish, just like the music written in your bad handwriting.
I'm not a stalker or a pervert, but I do hate you.
Sincerely, RLK
To Len,
This is not Miku. I do like you, though.
I can still remember the song you wrote in music class, which you called 'Butterfly on your Right Shoulder'. It's amazing how you can stretch your voice to make it do the high notes, and my friend has told me that you scream very girly screams. What a shota. (But that just makes you better!)
Here's a hint to who I am: I'm a friend of a friend.
RRS
RRS was Rinny Rin Smile. Odd, huh? I couldn't think of anything else, though, except for Oranges And Bananas (OAB), but that's just kinda weird.
It'd have to do for now.
A/N: That was a long chapter... for reading you'll get COOOKIESSS! *Hands out lots of them*
In the next chapter, Gumi and Gakupo will appear AS FRIENDS. And I might do Miku or Kaito's POV. Review who'd you like it to be~
If not, I'll just do some third person, some Kaito and some Miku.
Oh, and anyone knows how to change chapter one's title? Everytime I try it doesn't work.
Rin: Now, appluase or review for me! Or I'll run you over with my ROAD ROLLER, just like Lenny here who is squashed to goop!