"ACHOOOO!" I grabbed a tissue and blew my nose loudly, "Ugh I don'tz feel gooed…"

"I told you to wear more." Vaults said, handing me a fresh cup of hot chocolate.

"Oh sh-ACHOO!" he handed me a tissue and I blew loudly again, "Fis sucks! It's Alisa's birfday andz I can't do anyfing!"

"Oh well, you're staying in bed all day. She can come over, you're not moving." That gives me an idea!

"Gimme the phone!" Maybe it works!

"OK…" he handed it to me, "Do you need the church number?"

"How did you know I was going to call them?" I asked.

"Well it is Alisa's birthday and she works in the church. Here." Vaults handed me a slip of paper with the number on it.

"Wait…how'd you get this?" I asked, eyeing him suspiciously.

"Alisa gave it to me." SHE WHAT?

"Oh really! YOU'RE CHEATING ON MEZ ALFREADY?" he frowned.

"Why would I do that?" Awwww, that's sweet, "Well she is kind of cute…"
"HEY!" I slapped him.

"I'm kidding." Vaults leaned in and gave me some 'affection' (insert wink here).

"OKz, you're forgiven." He smiled and I dialed the number.

"Hello this is the church, Alisa speaking." Geez, she's all smancey fancy.

"Hey Alisa…ACHOOO…tis is Chlesea. Can you comez down to my house?" Vaults handed me another tissue and while I was blowing Alisa said something I didn't catch, "Whaf was tat?"

"I said sure. I'll be right there." I said goodbye and hung up.

"I needz affection!" Vaults shook his head.

"Now that we have a guest coming over, you get none." I frowned.

"Why not?" I whined.

"Cause it's awkward!" Vaults answered.

"Please?" I begged.

"No way, pervert." Well then we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

"OW!"

"What? Are you alright?" I shook my head.

"I think there is a eyelash in my eye! Get it out please!" Vaults leaned a little closer.

"I don't see it…" Idiot.

"Get closer!" Our noses we're now touching.

"There is nothing in there." He said.

"I know." I whispered as a smile grew on his face. Vaults leaned in to kiss me, but I moved my head away.

"What was that for?" Vaults asked.

"ACHOO! Well, dow dat we have a guest co-" I was interrupted by Vaults lips being placed on my own.

"Um…did I come at a bad time?" we broke apart quickly and turned our attention to Alisa.

"No…tis cool." I said with a nervous laugh, "ACHOOO!"

"Oh my you're really sick! It's a good thing I brought some homemade soup!" Alisa said showing off her big bowl of soup.

"Did you make it?" I asked with a few coughs.

"No…Natalie's mother was making it as I walked by. I just happened to smell it and asked if I could take some to you." I smiled, "Oh, you probably want to eat this now!"

"Maybe!" We both giggled as she handed me the bowl, "Happy Birfday by the…the…ACHOO!"

"Why do you have to sneeze every two seconds?" Vaults asked, handing me another tissue.

"I don'tz know!" I blew my nose angrily (if that is possible).

"I'm going to take care of you're animals while you two do whatever girls do." Vaults told me, jumping of the end of my bed.

"We u-" Vaults covered my mouth.

"Don't. Say. A. Word." I bite his hand and he quickly pulled it away.

"Whatever." I stuck my tongue out and stuck his middle finger at me as he walked out.

"I've never seen such a…unique…relationship before…" I giggled.

"That's just how we show our affection!" We laughed.

"Well what about what you were…um…you know…doing as I walked in?" Alisa asked shyly.

"You saw nothing." She giggled again, "How are thing-ACHOOO!"

"Oh my! Here's a tissue!" Alisa quickly grabbed one and handed it to me. I blew my nose like a trumpet and we both began to laugh. Well then I kind of…choked. We calmed down and chatted while I took tiny spoonfuls of soup.

"AHHH!"

"Whaf was that?" I asked as Alisa ran to the hole that is supposed to be a window.

"You're horse is chasing Vaults…" she answered.

"Oh…I don't fink he'll be able to outruns him. Oh bell!" I blew my nose again and giggled as I heard Vaults shriek again. Alisa frown and ran out to help him.

"GRAB THE BELL!"

"Bell?"

"YEA IT'LL DISTRA-"

"Oh my Harvest Goddess are you okay?" my ears perked up and I dragged myself out of bed and out the door. Vaults hadn't been paying attention and accidentally tripped over a rock. My horse was trying to stick his nose in his pocket. Vaults was pushing him away and tried to get up, but my horse nudged him back down. Vaults slipped out of his vest and got up.

"Chelsea get back inside!" Ignoring him, I ran over to his vest, "Chelsea!"

"Wait a-ACHOO!" I gently whispered to my horse and grabbed the vest. I searched the pocket and pulled out a small box, "I wonder what this is?"

"Don't open that!" Vaults shouted, grabbing it from me.

"Why not?" I asked.

"Doesn't matter, get back inside before you freeze to death!" I crossed my arms in resistance.

"Not until I get to see what is in that box!" I wonder if it's for me…maybe it's not for me and that's why he doesn't want to show me!

"I'll give it to when we get inside." I smiled and got off the snow-covered ground, "You need to change your clothes now."

"As long as I get the box!" I ran in and locked my door.

"Um…" I heard Alisa mumble.

"Let me change my clothe-ACHOO!" I wiped my mouth of with my sleeve and grabbed some clothes. After quickly changing into them I opened the door. Vaults walked in and grabbed my hand. He dragged me over to my bed and told me sit down. I obeyed him and he took a seat at the end of my bed.

"This isn't anything special or nice. I just found this really pretty stone, and I know your favorite color is red so…here." Vaults stuffed a box in my hand. I slowly opened it and smiled widely as I saw a small ring. The stone was a dark red, but it was sort of shining. I squealed, it was absolutely perfect, "Let me see if it fits."

"OK…" he gently took the box from me and took the ring out. He was about to slip it onto my finger…

"ACHOOO!" Vaults flung back, obviously surprised by my loud sneeze. The ring went flying and landed on the floor somewhere.

"I'll find it!" Alisa dove onto the floor and searched for it, "Found it!"

"Really?" she sighed.

"Never mind..." she continued to crawl around. She searched under the small table near my bed, "FOUND IT!" We heard a thump and the end table jerked up.

"Alisa?" Vaults got up and walked over to the table, "Crap…"

"Fhat" She probably hit her head, right?

"She went up to hard and hit her head on the table, and kind of knocked herself out…" Great…I got Alisa to knock herself out on her birthday, "I'll bring her to Natalie's mom…she will know what to do." In the end, Alisa was perfectly fine and we all went back to my place. Vaults tried to bake a cake and the oven caught on fire. Then, after we put it out, we played some weird games and talked all day. Before Alisa left late that night she said this was the best birthday she ever had. Which definitely made my day.