To The Krystal Cat. Her/His headcanon: Norway/Japan.
ELABORATION WOULD BE NICE ON SHIPS! JUST SAYING! I hope you don't mind that the pairing is very light and only at the end!
-RMS
Well, no one saw this coming. Then again, neither did they.
It all started with a single complaint the other happened to hear. "Sometimes I wish Denmark wasn't like a young dog; excitable, loud, and very obnoxious around others."
Then it kept going when this complaint was met with one quite similar. "At least you don't have to put up with that and bad attempts at copying your accent."
And, it kind of went on from there.
Norway looked over to the Asian nation, feeling a slight amount of sympathy, knowing that Japan was speaking about South Korea. But, of course, Norway made sure to clarify just how bad his family was. Neither of them knew it now, but soon they'll both realize that both of their families are messed up in their own special ways.
They never really looked directly at the other, deciding to sit in their seats and gaze at the countries of which were being talked about. Almost as if they were texting at opposite sides of the room. They just had a conversation. Norway said something, then Japan would say something, of which Norway would unknowingly try to beat in the "Who's Family is the Worse?" game both countries were participating in.
There was some pretty funny lines though. It pretty much went like this:
"I have to deal with a drama queen and an ice princess."
"I have the original drama queen and a monotone robot, but I'm pretty sure Denmark-kun and Iceland-san aren't that bad."
"My entire family are idiots, and by what you just said about South Korea and Hong Kong, I'm pretty sure you do not want to be a hypocrite."
"My entire family think they're smart, when, in fact, they are idiots. Also, fair point."
"I have to deal with Denmark all the time."
"I have to deal with Italy-kun all the time."
"I do not believe that counts."
"I do, considering the amount of time he spends at my house."
"Very true. At least people visit you."
"At least you get some peace and quiet."
"My family isn't even a family."
"How odd. Neither is mine."
"I have a scary wall and a way-too-happy-child making up the rest of the Nordics."
"I have what could be called a pedophile, considering age and love for all things adorable, and I also have a way-too-happy-child."
"I do not believe that China and Taiwan would appreciate those titles."
"I do believe that Sweden-san and Finland-san wouldn't either."
The strange conversation carried on from there, and it was right as Germany heard what they were talking about did they come to an agreement. It was right before Germany said anything did they realize they had a lot more in common than both previously thought.
And it was right before Germany called for order that both Norway and Japan looked at the other and gave a smile. Oh yes, they would have many more conversations in the future.