Short and rushed because I'm low on time and I'm hungry!
"ARE YOU READY TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREEEE!" I shouted in a low voice at Vaults.
"Wow…wait what?" He shouted, waking up.
"Well, it is five days until Christmas so we kind of need a tree!" I told him.
"Oh…yeah we have to decorate it. Isn't there a festival today though?" Vaults asked.
"Yeah, finding a Christmas tree is much more important! It completes the house! Come on, grab your ax we're going to the forest!" Vaults sighed, but gave in.
When they arrive at the forest…
"OK, lets chop this thing down and get home." Vaults said, irritated.
"NO! This one is too big!" He pointed to the one next to it, "Too small. Not enough needles, too many needles, doesn't look right, too small, too ugly, not pretty enough, too short, much too round, ew I think that one is shedding, that one wouldn't fit through the door, that was is perfect!"
"Really?" Oh don't sound so relieved!
"Nope, it's missing a needle." I said with a smirk, "OK…this one is disgusting, too old, too young…."
Very many hours later…
"PICK A TREE OR I'LL PICK ONE FOR YOU!" Vaults shouted at me.
"I just want it to fit and look nice!" I whined. We had basically gone through the whole forest, and I hadn't found one that I had wanted! I sighed and decided we should just get one from the backyard. I frowned and began to drag myself out of the forest WHEN! I saw the most perfect tree in the world, "Vaults Vaults I want this one!"
"You're kidding right?" he asked, rage dripping in his voice.
"Nope!" I can't believe I didn't see this one the first time!
"THAT WAS THE FIRST TREE WE SAW!