To lykkeligven. Her/His headcanon: In Viking Times, Denmark and England had the cheesiest, young teenage relationship ever and it annoyed the hell out of everyone.
Historical inaccuracy! I hope you like this... very, very weird ship!
-RMS
"Oh, God. Not again!"
Journal Entry 175
Ever since Denmark was beaten by England, Denmark followed the younger boy everywhere! It wouldn't be so unbearable if England would actually tell him to knock it off.
Unfortunately, England encouraged the behavior. There were rumors that England just liked the attention because he never really got it form his brothers, but no one could be sure. Same rumors went for Denmark, that he finally got tired of Norway's rejection and England shared just enough similarities with Norway to be familiar, but enough differences so that Denmark wouldn't be harmed (not fatally, anyway) and pushed away.
Whatever the case, you would always see them together; Denmark having a blast making the green eyes nation blush, while England reveled in the overbearing pink sparkles Denmark sprinkled over his being.
This was very problematic for all those whom had to be around them.
First off, they acted like teenage humans! England recently had his 100th birthday (or what could count as a nations' birthday) for Christ's sake! And Denmark was still older than him, and yet...!
Ugh...
Okay, sometimes they were okay. Sometimes. When all they spoke of was battle tactics, or new raves they would participate in, they were fine to be around. But when one of them (usually Denmark) makes the first love-struck compliment, all of it goes down the drain.
I don't even understand why they like each other so much!
Was it the youth and vigor Denmark displayed that drew England in? Was England's shy way of going about more pressing matter cute to Denmark? Did England truthfully like Denmark, or, like before, just the attention England craved; the attention that Denmark so willingly give? Did Denmark only care for England because England easily showed his emotions, so unlike Denmark's previous attraction?
Whatever the reason, no, no matter the reason, it does not matter.
The only thing that matter is whether or not I'll strangle myself before they stop being so sickening to be with.
~Emil~