"Yeah, you're gunna have to work on that," I said.
"I just don't know what it is, every time I'm around her, I just get all weird," he said.
"Aww.." I said.
"How is that " aww" material?"
"Because I'm a girl and if a guy says it he's gay." I smiled, and he gave me another one of those confused looks. Oh how innocent little Daisuke is.. I pictured him as Dark in a studded motorcycle jacket with a picture of the playboy emblem on the front… hot …
"Here's a tip. Just think of Risa as Riku and you'll have no problem, unless you like her too. Then you're screwed. But anyways, I'm having a party/ sleep over tomorrow, and I was hoping that you would come."
Daisuke's POV
( the italazied text is Dark's "speech" & Daisuke's thoughts are underlined)
Daisuke you better go ..
Why should I?
Because I'm too sexy for my shirt .. too sexy for my shirt .. so sexy it hurts ..
It was a joke. But seriously, that would be the perfect chance to ask Risa out.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIKE HER?
Dude, I'm in your mind practically 24/7. How could I not know?
You cannot under any circumstances turn into you or touch someone's ass. Okay?
Do you have to take the fun out of everything?
End of POV
Daisuke looked like he was in a trance. I waved my hand in front of his face, and he didn't blink.
"Uh .. Daisuke.. are you okay?" I asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine," he answered.
"I wonder what Dark does in his spare time," I accidentally said out loud.
"Uh, why would you think that?" He answered.
"Um .. uh .. no reason."
"Anyways, do you want to come to the party?" I asked. "It would be the perfect chance to ask Risa out."
"Uh .."
"I'll take that as a yes," I said. "Anyways, what brings you here?"
"No reason, really. Grandpa and mom were having one of those ceremonies again."
"Ceremony?" I asked.
"Did I say ceremony? I meant uh .." he trailed off. "Bologna fights. Yup, they were having a bologna fight. You know .. they have to figure out what goes first, the bologna or the cheese."
"Umm.. let's forget I asked."