To lykkeligven. Her/His headcanon: Turkey, Denmark, Netherlands and England went on a year-long world road-trip and trashed everyone's country. They get yelled at their first World Summit back...
Okay, first England and Denmark, then England, Denmark, and Netherlands, and now England, Denmark, Netherlands, and Turkey?!
-RMS
Okay, so maybe this wasn't the best idea ever.
So what if England started a riot in France, a fire in Iceland, and uproars in Spain and Romania? Can you really blame Denmark for screwing up Sweden and Finland, or for destroying some buildings in Norway and Germany? Does it matter that Netherlands wrecked havoc in Belgium and Italy, or those 'technical difficulties' in Austria and Switzerland? How bad could have Turkey ruin the ancient ruins in Greece or the tombs in Egypt, or crashed raves in Hungary and starting bar fights in Poland?
It wasn't that bad!
It's not like England meant for gangs to chase them down in Japan, or insult that idol in South Korea. Denmark didn't mean to threaten the Emperor in China, or physically injure the Prime Minister in Thailand. Netherlands didn't want to start that blackout in Taiwan, or that bridge collapse in Macau. And I'm sure Turkey didn't mean for that man to get arrested on drug charges in Vietnam, or throw that drunk man into an alley in the Philippines.
It could have been worse!
And maybe England could've not trashed the Washington Monument in America, or that Netherlands didn't have to go around and scare a few Canadians by shoving tulips in their faces, with the help of Turkey. Also, maybe Denmark didn't mean to almost drown a few Cubans...
Yet all still gulped and shake as they stood in front of the too quiet, very imposing doors of the meeting room. They could already feel the glares that were burning holes through the wood, as if all inside knew they were there.
Slowly they pushed open the doors to the fierce eyes of all of Europe, Asia, and North America. Slowly they heard the sounds of three things, one for each continent:
A blade slowly sliding from its' sheath, a long, sharpened katana.
The cocking of a sawed-off shotgun, with just enough bullets for each of them.
A primitive growl and smack of wood against wood, a weapon in dangerous hand tapping against the table.
Oh. Okay. So Japan, Switzerland, and Canada were first.
Lovely.