To The secret trio. Her/His headcanon: Norway secretly works as a stripper to make more money for his country.
Man, I got excited to do this when I first read this!
Sorry about not updating in the past week; I had a special project to work on, it's already been posted. This one will be the only one posted in a bit, so please bite back your headcanons until Saturday, that is when I plan to post everyones' headcanon in half hour intervals.
-RMS
Thank God no one knew. Denmark would make him give him a show if he did.
Norway didn't want to do this, nor did he ever consider this the best occupation one could have. However it's not like he really had a choice in the matter.
As he got dressed Norway couldn't help but think about what could- and would- happen if any of the other nations learned about his... "hobby." Especially Denmark.
England would look at him with either disgust or shock, most likely a mix of both. Romania would probably stick out his bottom lip in a pout; already Norway could hear Romania complaining about not being asked to join. (Everyone knew that Romania liked to join in the dancing his gypsies regularly participated in.) Maybe the other Nordics would except it... okay, maybe Sweden and Finland could think it not strange; Norway knew for fact that Iceland would find his job exceptionally strange.
Perhaps the rather uptight and prudish Asian nations, sans that overactive Korean, would look down their noses at him. Maybe those in North America would except it, as they had many in their own countries. The South Americans' and Africans' wouldn't bat an eyelash, they were used to the strange and unusual. The Middle Eastern countries might be uncomfortable, but he never spoke with them anyway. (Not that he spoke with the other countries mentioned either.)
The rest of Europe (including Russia) would depend all on their personality. Spain, France, and Prussia would probably wish to watch him, the British Isles probably wouldn't care, the Germanic nations would most likely either like it or hate it, with the rest of Europe probably not caring.
Turkey wouldn't care. Greece wouldn't be bothered with it, except maybe to spite Turkey. Netherlands would probably be with Denmark and Prussia, those perverts, while Belgium... Norway couldn't tell. Switzerland and Austria were too uptight and never would the Swiss let Liechtenstein go. Hungary, possibly; she may even bring Japan and Taiwan along. Germany was hit and miss. Russia... again, Norway couldn't tell. Ukraine, never. Same with Belarus. Lithuania, maybe if Poland dragged him along. Estonia and Latvia? Hell no. Either of the Italies? Hmm... hit or miss? Hard to tell.
Norway scrolled through all of the countries he could presently think of. Egypt? Norway thought Romania would drag with along, same with Bulgaria. Maybe Australia or perhaps New Zealand? No, Norway couldn't believe that either would make such a long trip.
And he didn't even want to think about what would happen if any of the micronations found out. Their minds might be old, human wise, but they still acted with little responsibility as a child, never taught like those of normal children of their time, or even this one for that matter.
Norway let out a sigh.
Sometimes it was so hard being a stripper.