Only one review for the last chapter? I am appauled. Just kidding . But still, if you readers want me to update more often, you must review whether you like it or not. Suggestions help, and constructive critism doesn't hurt, it helps. So if you have any, let me know !
"Tyler?" asked Daisuke. "Why is your hand on Riku's ass?" Tyler removed his hand promptly as Brianna gave him an 'I'll kill you' look.
"Nothing," he said while wincing in pain from Riku's kick. Brianna walked over to the fridge and grabbed a ginger ale for the both of us.
"Is it just me or is everything out of whack today?" I asked, taking a sip. "Riku is 'silently killing' Brianna whenever Daisuke turns around, and Tyler is suddenly groping people. And Brianna was actually smart enough to use the second door, by the way Cameron, I don't blame you for not letting her in. Even this ginger ale tastes weird." The room started spinning and everyone was looking at Brianna like she was crazy. She was screaming.
"That thing!" she yelled, pointing to her own shadow. "IT MOLESTED ME !"
"You mean that mouse over there?" suggested Cameron. I yelped, and jumped up on him.
"Where !" I asked frantically.
"Just kidding," he said slyly.
"Don't move, Cameron," I said. "There's a spider on you." He started to freak out and he ran all the way upstairs with me on his back.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" he yelled while thrashing his arms in the air.
"Just kidding," I said smoothly when he reached my room. I got off of his back but I couldn't walk straight and so I landed on the bed. Brianna, who had followed us, was lying on the floor in my room.
"WHERE! I want the mousy," she said, taking my computer mouse. "Here you are mousy. Good mousey.. Here you are my baby."
"I WANT HEAD!" she randomly yelled again. I heard footsteps dash upstairs.
"I'M AVAILABLE!" said Tyler, almost out of breath.
"Me too! I have a head!" I said.
"NO," said Tyler firmly.
"You guys never let me play," I said as I pouted. There were more footsteps coming up the stairs. They belonged to Daisuke. He was holding Riku while she held another ginger ale bottle in her hand.
"Hey, Daisuke. Wanna play This or That. I know you can either –" Brianna began.
"MOOOOO," I yelled, as I covered my head with the sheet from my bed.
"Don't you mean boo?" asked Riku.
"Nooooooooo," I began. "I mean BOOOOOOB. DUH!"
"I wanna hump," said Brianna randomly.
Tyler coughed. "Use me," he said and coughed again.
"No use me!" I chimed in. The room was still spinning and Tyler was wearing a purple tutu…
"Nah, I'll use him," said Brianna, pointing to the lamp in the corner of the room. "He's sexy."
"Now your cheating on me?" Tyler questioned.
"He has a nice ass," I said solemnly. I looked over to Daisuke. Is it me or is he wearing a speedo? It's bright .. neon yellow. AH MY EYES!
"Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum," sang Riku and Brianna. They were both wearing leotards that looked like tuxedoes with dark tights and top hats. The whole room was different. It looked like a 1950's bar. There was a stage and there was fog everywhere.
"Mr. Mousy," sang Cameron sweetly. He was wearing a very short maid's dress.
"Yes," replied Dark seductively. Wait .. where did he come from?
"Bring me a dream," sang Cameron, Tyler, Riku and Brianna together.
"Bum bum bum bum," sang Riku and Brianna. "Make him the sexiest that I've ever seen. Bum bum bum bum."
"Give him an ass like Jennifer Lopez," sang Daisuke, Cameron and Tyler.
"And tell him that his lonesome nights are all over!" chimed in Riku and Brianna immediately. I rubbed my eyes. No go back to the club! Damn it! It won't go back! Am I hallucinating?
"I wanna take a shower! But I can't reach the kitchen!" I said. Life is so frustrating!
"Why do you wanna go to the kitchen?" asked Cameron.
"Cause that's where the shower is. DUH," I said.
"It is?" I heard him mumble.
"Tyler will you help me? I'm lost," I said innocently.
"Sure," he said with a very wide grin on his face.
"Oh no you don't," said Cameron protectively. I rolled off of the bed.
"Brianna! Help me take a shower! I can't reach it!" I said, complaining.
"Who the hell are you!" she looked at me like a complete stranger that had just asked her to take off her underwear. "Stop molesting me! Ow!"
"I'm not touching you! What's-his-face is touching you!" I said as I pointed to Riku.
She grabbed a pair of jeans from my closet and put them on. "Weeeeeeee! I'm a cross dresser!" she squealed as she skipped around the room.
Daisuke took the bottle of ginger ale from her hand. "99 alcohol," he read.
"No wonder they're all hyper…" mumbled Cameron.
"Let's take advantage of the situation!" exclaimed Tyler.
"What do you mean? Rape them?" asked Cameron shocked. Daisuke's eyes widened.
I hope you liked it ! R&R.