To papamu. Her/His headcanon: Albania and Turkey goes to the barber every time to shave and Albania doesn't use shaving cream, thus making Turkey be competitive and Turkey also decides to not use shaving cream.
I'm not sure what Albania would act like, so I tried my best with the information I had. This one left me stumped, a lot.
-RMS
Oh. Oh, hell no. He was so not being one upped, not today! Why he goes with this brat to the barber, Turkey has no idea. Why Albania goes to the barber at all has always mystified Turkey. But mystified or not, Turkey was not going to let Albania show off! His beard was far superior to Albania's! How the brat grew any facial hair anyway was beyond him, but that's not the point.
The point was that Albania thought that by not using shaving cream he was manlier than Turkey! That's unacceptable!
(Don't try this at home, kids.)
Turkey decided that since Albania was going to forgo the shaving cream, then so would he. Since they were at a barber shop in Netherlands, they couldn't exactly talk with the barber. (Long story, don't ask. But if you do, it's because of a little mishap involving some drugs, a coffee house, Cuban cigars, a hit man, and the human police.) They both tried and failed horribly, yet somehow ended up with the razors in their hands, staring down a mirror.
You know how you're suppose to concentrate on things such as this? To, ya know, not hurt yourself?
Well, considering the only not-too sore subject between the two was Greece, neither could concentrate and argue at the same time. Albania defended his 'amazing big brother' while Turkey kept degrading the 'useless brat'. Which caused the old human barber in the corner of the store to look up from his newspaper in confusion and annoyance as he couldn't understand why they suddenly started a heated conversation but they were still being loud about it.
One thing happened another and at the end, Turkey ended up the winner... of a nasty cut on his cheek.
"So thanks to Albania trying to be manlier than me, I fucking ended up hurt!"
"So thanks to Turkey trying to be an idiot and wanted a stupid competition, Turkey got hurt."
"These two men are very strange... foreigners."