Walking inside of a mall like hobos wasn't exactly what I planned when Tyler asked me to go to Ginza with him. Eventually we went into a random store and picked out things we wouldn't wear in a trillion and five years. I picked out a leopard print bra and placed it over the chubby security guard at a distance. Apparently he noticed and began to huff and puff about it. Tyler picked up a matching thong and placed it over the security guard too and made a face at him. I think we kind of got on his last nerve because he was starting to walk towards us.

"If you two don't stop I'm afraid I'm going to have to chase you out," said the security guard mechanically.

Tyler looked at him smugly and said, "Fat chance grandpa." I laughed but then realized his face looked like a red blow pop… I don't think that's a good thing. I started backing away slowly and the guard followed. Finally I started running and dragged Tyler behind.

"That idiot can't keep up. We can out run him," I said.

"Oh sh.." said Tyler as he started running like his ass was on fire.

"What ?" I asked as I slowed down. I looked back and started running even more. "Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he had a scooter?"

"Hurry up!" he shouted.

"Hey it wasn't my idea to put the bra on him!"

"Yes it was!" Tyler replied.

"Okay, maybe that was me but you picked out the thong!"

Tyler stopped running and started to catch his breath. "Look he's gone."

"Thank you Shaduhlom!" I said, sitting on a bench.

"Sha- who in the what where?" he asked, bewildered.

"I named the voice in my head. duh," I answered. Tyler's eyes widened as he gave me a skeptical look. "Ha, just kidding."

"Why am I not surprised, Mira?" he murmured to himself, as he walked over to elevator.

"Hey I heard that!" I said, offended. I walked over to him and finally the elevator door opened.

"Going somewhere?" asked the security guard from inside.

"Not here," I said slyly as I stuck my hand in and pushed all of the buttons.

"Damn you," he muttered as the doors closed.

"Hey let's get out of here before we meet up with him again," said Tyler.

"Sounds good to me," I replied. He drove me home and then left. I went straight up to my room and checked the messages on my phone.

You have 36 new messages.

I pressed play, and waited for the messages as I made faces in the mirror above the phone. One of them scared the living daylights out of me ..

Hey baby sis! It's me Hio! It's been a while. I got back from America yesterday. I had soo much fun! I didn't know they had those kind of toys .. Anyways .. I'll call you back later hun!

I really don't want to know what she means by "toys".. This cannot be happening. Why is she calling me? Wait .. here's a better question. Why are we sisters? We don't even look or act alike! She's all happy and preppy and perky and .. I don't know .. just pink.. Maybe this is all a dream and I have to fall asleep in the dream to wake up. Yeah that's probably it. I plopped down onto my bed.

Four hours later …

I felt something warm in fuzzy on my face. This feels good. It can't be pee .. well at least I don't think it is. What if ..

I leaped up from my pillow and Wiff went flying. Luckily Daisuke caught him. Where did they come from. I looked around the room, and saw Brianna, Daisuke and Hio. Wait .. Hio? I screamed. I heard hurried footsteps coming up the stairs.

"What's wrong?" asked Sage as she opened my bedroom door.

"Somebody slap me, I think I'm still dreaming," I said in disbelieve. Brianna slapped me like a mosquito.

"Ow," I said, rubbing my cheek.

"What ? You told me to slap you." Brianna said.

"Yeah not that hard .." I murmured.

"So she's finally awake," said Sage still standing in the doorway.

"OK. What the hell is going on? Will someone please explain to me why my worst nightmare is coming true?" I asked.

"That's not your worst nightmare. Remember? You told me it was the one where you weren't wearing any .."

"Shut it, Brianna," I said, throwing a pillow at her. "Do you want to wake up with a rabbit's ass on your face?" She didn't answer, but instead stared out the mailman outside my window.

"Baby sis!" shrieked Hio as she wrapped her smothering arms around me. Someone please shoot me…

"Hio, you should .. let go .. before you .. suffocate me .." I said in between gasps of air.

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