Ok .. I haven't been on fanfiction since .. March ? Heh .. long time. Anyway, I'll leave you lovely readers with a long anticipated chapter.

I walked over to the living room and plopped down onto a chair. What the hell could Dark want? Of all people to ask .. he asks me ? Maybe it has to do with stealing something .. Wait .. why would he ask me about that? He's the professional theif here, not me. Something was vibrating in my pocket. Oh God .. what can it be this time? I hope Brianna didn't stuff a vibrator in my pocket .. AGAIN. That is the last time I bring her into that store ..

Luckily it wasn't a vibrator, it was my cellphone. I guess I had put set it to vibrate before I fell asleep. It was Brianna on the line ..

"Mira? Can you help me up? I think I broke my butt .." she said; it sounded like she was in pain. I walked out the front door and outside to where she fell out the window. She was lying on the ground, apparently singing Madonna songs to make the pain go away.

"How the hell did you get hurt? The window is like 2 feet from the ground. I've snuck out that window dozens of times .." I said. I looked at Brianna closely .. "Bri .. either you're butt is broken or you have your period .. if so .. you need to try tampons.."

"Shut up and help me up," she said seriously. Crap .. it's not often Brianna is serious. And when she is it's usually a sign that something bad is going to happen. Last time she was serious, Bush became president.

I helped her up and brought her inside. She was bleeding profusely so I brought her to the hospital ASAP. Yup, she was right. Her butt was broken .. or in the words of the doctor .. "She's got a couple scrapes down there from the fall. She landed on a beer bottle. But we've removed the glass so she'll be ok."

I went into her hospital room. "Looks like you've done it this time. You landed on glass," I said.

"Gee thanks for helping me heal," she said sarcastically. She had bandages all around her butt and stitches from where the doctors removed the glass. Damn .. does this mean I have to help her go to the bathroom ?

"Relax, I hate you," I said, giving her a warm hug.

"I hate you too," Brianna replied while smiling.

My phone rang .. perfect timing right? I looked at the caller ID. It was Dark .. why does he keep popping in ?!

"Mira where are you? It's 2 AM and you aren't home!" 2 AM?! What is he talking about .. ? I looked up to the clock on the wall. Crap .. it is 2 AM .. Wait .. why do I care anyway ?

"What do you want Mousy?" I asked sternly.

Dark paused for a moment. "Ohh I see how it is. Give genius theif a cold shoulder."

I sighed. "Come out with it already. What do you want?"

"Alright alright .. keep your non-existent panties on," he replied.

"I'm not going to even say anything to that .. " I said, disgusted.

"Anyway .. I need advice," Dark began.

"Let me get this straight .. you called me at 2 AM while I'm a hospital to ask for advice? Damn .. you must have really fucked up with Risa."

"HEY! How did you even know it was about Risa?! And why are you at a hospital?" he sounded confused, which was a first.

"I'll tell you later .. Well, what else would it about? But anyway, I'll meet up with you in around 15 minutes at my house ok?," I said. This must be bad .. Maybe Brianna's seriousness had to do with it .. I turned around to tell Bri that I we were leaving but she was too busy flirting with one of the male nurses. I pinched her arm.

"No flirting missy, you've got Tyler," I said warningly.

Brianna looked lost in translation for a second. "But but but .."

I interrupted her and whispered to her, "Think of his abs."

She was now in a daze .. I think they gave her too much meds .. She was drooling and on her way to falling asleep. I poked her to let her know that I was bringing her home. She got ready, and practically gave the nurse a strip tease. Note to self: Don't give Brianna her meds today, she'll over dose and strip tease. On the way out the nurse gave me her pills. Apparently they are supposed to numb the pain from her stitches. The nurse told me not to let her fall on any beer bottles again. No promises there !

We got to the house and I made sure Brianna got up to my room in one piece and went back down to talk to Dark in the backyard.

I sat down on the chair beside him. "So what's on your mind ?"

Dark just stared off into the distance and eventually replied, " I don't know."

This was getting ridiculous now .. "Spill it. You didn't call me out here for no reason."

"Alright," he began. " I think Risa's going to dump me. I'm supposed to be a lady's man! How can I get dumped?! I don't know how that feels .." I swear guys PMS wayy more than girls .. and this is proof..

"Dark, snap out of it. If she dumps you, she's on drugs. Why would she let you go? That's ridiculous.." I blurted out.

He looked surprised. "Are you trying to tell me something Mira?" What did I say that for ?! Is this a sign? DAMN YOU BRIANNA AND YOU'RE SERIOUSNESS!

"Uhm .. not really .. what I meant was .. heh .. good question .." I stuttered. This is bad .. very bad ..

"Forget it," Dark said. He had the distant look on his face again. I yawned .. gettin tired. I should go to bed now, considering the fact that today was far from .. how do you normal people say .. normal I guess? Life never seems to be normal for me .. "Here, lean your head on my shoulder. I know your tired."

"Lets go inside instead," I said, leading him to the guest room. Before I knew it, I was fast asleep next to him. I woke up to ..

So .. What did you lovelies think? Ready for chapter 18? I hope so ;D