I snuggled further into the thousands of blankets draped around my shoulders and decided to continue writing my story. I picked up my mechanical pencil in my left hand and began to write before I decided my hands were far too shaky from the cold. So I put away my note book and grabbed my laptop when Jessica burst through the door to the apartment.
"Oh god. Oh god. S**t, f**k s**t." Jessica was hyper ventilating.
"What?!" I have to admit I was concerned I had never seen Jessica this out of breath except that one time we had to run around the oval five times in the middle of summer. We only managed three.
"Dan… and… Phil…" Jess panted.
"DAN AND PHILL WHAT?!" I screamed by the way she was acting she could have found Dan and Phil's dead bodies.
"They… live in this building." That sentence was punctuated with a loud high pitch scream from me.
"Wow… I didn't even know you could go that pitch."
"THEY LIVE IN THIS BUILDING?!"
"In the door across the hall."
I let out another high pitched sequel.
"Shhhh. If you don't stop screaming someone will come to investigate what sounds like a murder."
"No they won't. I'm pretty sure only dogs can here that pitch. And by the way you slamming the door so hard it rebounds and shuts it's self didn't help."
As if to prove me wrong there was a knock on the door. Jessica opened it only just wide enough for me to see a nervous looking Phil before she started fangirling.
"Hi. I heard screaming." Phil awkwardly looked around.
"Told you." Jessica stopped fangirling just long enough to poke out her tongue.
I rolled my eyes. "Shut up. By the way that was nothing I just got a little excited about something." I said addressing Phil with the last sentence while trying really hard to hold in my inner fan girl.
"A little excited. You almost made me deaf." Jessica teased.
"I guess I should go." Phil said awkwardly walking across the hall. And that was the moment I realised he hadn't once looked Jessica in the eyes.
"Goodbye." I waved slightly.
Jessica slammed the door. Again.
"You really should stop doing that." I sighed
When Jessica's breathing finally returned to normal she asked. "What the hell do we do now?"
I switched on my laptop. "I'll tell you what we're not going to do we're not going to get up because right now I'm in my inter-nest and I go not plan on leaving it except for food. K? K."
"You mean sofa-crease."
"No. I mean inter-nest. It's a sofa-crease but with blankets."
"I knew that." She totally didn't.
"I just realised your out of bed. It's only 9 am."
"I was hungry. Okay."
Jessica looked at the remains of my scrambled eggs.
"You. Put effort. Into breakfast?"
I rolled my eyes.
"Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?" Jessica grinned.
"I just didn't feel like eating that cardboard you call cereal."
"So why didn't you just reheat the leftover pizza?"
"THERE'S LEFTOVER PIZZZA?" I jumped up.
"I'm guessing you didn't know."
"No." I pout.
"I'm going to bake cupcakes."
"I'm not going to help."
"You're not even going to get up to lick the bowl" I sit up straight
"I get to lick the bowl?"
"Yes but only if you at least help with mixing."
I frown Nope I'm in my inter-nest I told you."
"It's chocolate"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE."
"Ok good, but you don't have to get up now I'll call you when it's time for you to mix."
"Yaaaaaaaayyy!"
So while Jessica began to bake I opened twitter to internet stalk Dan.
