Narrator's POV:

Outside the family's house, a small red car had just parked. And Meiko came out and she looked like a mess, she closed the door of her car kicking it. She had a terrible day at work. She lost a case, and her boss was on her back. And her arch-nemesis, Tonio, told her that she was a useless, temperamental bitch, so she slapped him in the face in front of the boss. She was sure she was going to get fired all she wanted was to eat and go to sleep. Meiko opened the door to her house to see Len and Gakupo playing Halo 4 together in the living room.

"Hey Dad!" Len said towards Meiko.

Meiko stared at him pissed off.

"Oh hi honey!" Kaito said sweetly.

"Mom, Dad's pissed off." Len said as he continued.

"No I'm not, Lenny." Kaito said.

"You asshole! He says that I'm the dad and you're the mom!" Meiko said angrily.

"Why would he think that?" Kaito asked innocently.

"Dude, you're the stay at home Dad and Meiko is out making money. That's why!" Gakupo said.

"Nobody asked your opinion!" Meiko yelled pissed.

"And there's the fact that you act like a guy!" Gakupo teased.

Meiko clenched her fists and went to the kitchen and saw that there wasn't anything on the stove.

"Where's dinner?" Meiko asked angry.

"You said yesterday that you were going to make dinner, remember?" Kaito said as he entered.

"No I don't remember! I'm not making dinner!" She said.

"Why not?" He asked.

"I've worked all day with these painful shoes and with those jerks at works. The last thing I want to do when I get home is make dinner, when you do nothing!" Meiko yelled pissed.

"Do you think the house cleans itself?!" Kaito screamed.

"Yes, I do!" Meiko screamed.

"God! I use to work too but I gave it up to be here with the kids!" Kaito yelled upset.

"being a nurse isn't a real job!" Meiko said.

"Is everything okay?" Luka said as she entered the kitchen.

"Yeah." They both said.

"Well what's for dinner?" Luka asked.

"Nothing, someone didn't cook." Meiko said and Kaito just stared at her.

Miku and Rin entered the kitchen.

"Hey mom and dad." Rin said calmly.

"So what are we going to eat?" Miku asked.

"We're going out for dinner. We're getting Chinese." Meiko said.

"I'll get Gumi." Rin said.

"I'll tell the guys." Miku said.

"Take out; wow you're the best mother in the world." Kaito said sarcastically.

"Whatever, at least I'm not a lame person." Meiko said.

And they all entered Kaito's car, a blue Toyota Prado. Kaito was in the driver's seat he was wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans, Meiko was in the passenger's seat she was still wearing her velvet dress and black jacket, in the first row of seats were Luka, Gumi and Gakupo. Luka was wearing skinny jeans with a white shirt and a blue sweater, Gumi was wearing an orange dress with a jean jacket, Gakupo was wearing jeans and a white shirt. In the second row of seats were Len, Miku and Rin. Len was wearing some jeans and an Orange t-shirt, Rin was wearing ultra-skinny jeans and a golden tee with a black jacket. Miku was wearing a gray skirt and a blue t-shirt.

Kaito was angry; Meiko ignored her husband and sat with her arms crossed. Gakupo was playing Angry Birds on his cellphone, Gumi was reading a Fan fiction on hers, and Luka was texting. Miku was painting her nails, Len was playing on his PSP Vita, and Rin was texting as well.

After a few minutes of annoying silence and sounds of pigs and text noises they arrived to P.F. Changs. They all got off and entered the restaurant and managed to get a big table.

"Meiko, I hope you don't mind. I invited Kiyoteru to eat with us." Luka said.

"What?!" Meiko said surprised.

"Shhhhh, there he comes." Luka said.

Kiyoteru entered the restaurant and walked towards their table.

"Hi Meiko-san, Hi Kaito, hey guys." Kiyoteru said kindly. "I hope I'm not interrupting."

"Of course not." Meiko said nicely.

Kiyoteru sat next to Luka.

"Look like you guys are getting serious." Kaito said starting a conversation.

"Well, yes." Luka said.

"Len get off that thing!" Meiko said.

"No way I'm about to pass this level." Len responded without looking at her.

"So what are we going to order?" Gumi said noticing that Meiko was getting pissed off.

"Well dumplings, wontons, egg rolls." Miku said.

"Well that's keeping the diet." Luka said.

"Unlike you I can eat whatever I want without guilt." Miku bragged.

"How about some chop suey and Chinese fried rice?" Kaito said trying to avoid a cat fight.

"Yeah that sounds nice." Kiyoteru said.

"And my Kung Pao chicken?" Meiko asked.

"Okay that too." Kaito said.

"Daddy can I have Mandarin chicken." Rin said sweetly.

"Sure sweetie." Kaito said.

"You do know that has mandarin and oranges in it?" Gakupo asked Rin.

"Of course that's why I want it." Rin said.

Kaito ordered the food and they waited for it.

"Len stop playing we're at dinner." Meiko said peeved.

"Then make Rin stop texting her boyfriend!" Len reasoned.

"You have a boyfriend?!" Gumi said surprised.

"No I don't! Piko is just a friend!" Rin said.

"What about Mikuo and Nero?" Len asked.

"Who are they?" Miku asked interested.

"Some of the many boys that are in love with Rin." Len said trying to annoy his sister. Mission accomplished. Rin stared at him angrily.

"Well Len sells Luka's underwear on the internet! That's why he's loaded!" Rin said.

"What? That's why I barely have any left." Luka said.

"You had a con and you didn't make me part of it! That's it I'm not following you on Twitter anymore!" Gakupo said dramatically.

"Rin I don't sell just Luka's underwear, I also sell yours and Gumi's and Miku's. You'd be surprised how well they sell." Len said.

"Len how dare you do that!" Meiko said.

"Would you like it if your sister sold your underwear to strangers?" Kaito said.

"It'd be okay if she gives me a cut of course." Len said.

"Here's your food!" The waitress said sweetly.

Then they all started to eat and Meiko took this opportunity to steal Len's PSP.

"Hey!" Len yelled.

"You're grounded!" Meiko said and Len just sighed.

"But Mom, I didn't sell yours cheap!" Len complained.

"You messed up, bastard!" Gumi said.

"You're grounded for eternity! Now eat your food!" Kaito said.

Then Len looked for a wonton when Miku grabbed it and ate it. It was the last one.

"Mom! Miku ate the last wonton and it was mine!" Len wailed.

"If you can sell my underwear on the internet all by yourself, then you don't need me." Meiko said resentful.

"Dude you're going to hell!" Gakupo said as he snickered.

"Gakupo sometimes peeks on the girls while they're changing!" Len said.

"No I don't you do that!" Gakupo said. And before they could continue they both got hit on the head by Kaito and hard. Even though he didn't seem like the violent type. Kaito was very stern when he got pissed.

"I feel so violated!" Miku said dramatically.

"I'm sorry you have to deal with this." Luka said softly towards Kiyoteru.

"It's okay your family is like a reality TV show." Kiyoteru said with a smile.

"You're too kind." Luka said nicely.

Len stole Rin's cellphone and started to read her texts.

"So you've been talking to Miki?" He said.

"Give me that you jerk!" Rin said angry.

Gumi hit Len on the head and took the cellphone away.

"Thanks Gumi!" Rin said grateful.

"God I can't even eat in peace!" Meiko complained.

"Meiko-san, I almost to forget to tell you. My dad is sorry about how he treated you." Kiyoteru said nicely.

"What?" Meiko asked.

"After you left I told my father how wonderful a wife and mother you are and he understood that sometimes doing that and having a career can complicate things." He said. "And he sad, he'll stop pressuring you."

"Thank you so much! You can fuck her whenever you want!" Meiko said happily and sweetly.

"Okay." Kiyoteru said confused.

"Can I have my PSP back?" Len asked taking advantage that she's in a good mood.

"Hell no!" Meiko said happily.

After they finished dinner they went back home where all the girls hit Gakupo and Len to almost death, with Kaito's permission. Kiyoteru went home.

Len was forced to give all of his profit to Meiko; she put in a safe jar. It was a lot of money. And they took away all of Len's electronics, Meiko then stated that the new rule was that the girls had to have their rooms locked whenever they were changing.

After all the rule changing, Meiko and Kaito changed to their pajamas and got ready to go to bed. While Kaito was on the bed reading a book, Meiko got in and hugged him.

"I'm sorry for the way I treated you. I was just so angry and tired. Please forgive me." Meiko said sweetly.

"There's nothing to forgive." Kaito said as he kissed her.

"Hey guys! Can I use Len's PlayStation 3?" Gakupo asked as he entered interrupting them. Meiko just threw a shoe at the door. Then she and Kaito went to sleep.


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