Welcome to chapter 3! Thanks again for all the reviews and reads. ON with chapter 3!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this, and Alucard has threatened me with death if I try to steal his twitter again.
Louise woke up, yawning. She got out of bed, and made her way outside. She noted her familiar was missing, and just noticed a strange, evil feeling coming from him. She was worried what her familiar might do. "Good morning prissy." Alucard said, phasing out a wall and scaring the shit out of Louise, which Alucard promptly started laughing about. After he calmed down and her heart beat went down, they went outside.
"So I'd just like to say, if you're gonna make me go to class with you, I'm gonna have to say no..." Louise shot him a look. "It's the day of the void, so we get a day off." Alucard grinned at this. "I love vacation days!" All the other students were giving him worried glances. "Anyway, im going to be relaxing here, go and do what you want. But don't kill anyone." She added quickly, still scared of her familiar.
"killjoy." Was all Alucard had to say. He walked off, getting looks left right and centre from the students, until he bumped into a girl with blond hair, and as she turned to face him, Alucards eyes went wide. "Sorry about that sir! I didn't watch where I was going." The girl bowed to him. "Police girl?" Alucard asked, the girl looked up. "E-excuse me? My names Sera's, w-whats a police girl?" Alucard couldn't believe it. His big tittied police girl had somehow ended up in the same world, AND seemed to have lost her memory and powers. He couldn't feel any vampire power coming from her.
He decided he would sort her out later. "Sorry, my bad, confused you for someone else, but if you don't mind, could we chat again later?" And by chat, he means shoot her in the heart. Again. And turn her into a vampire. Again. Really, it was like Alucard was running around in circles.
He noticed the blond little shit from last night sitting at a table, now chatting to a blond haired girl, different from the girl he was with last night. He noticed the brown haired girl, and immediately decided on a plan of action, and walked over to the blond little shit.
"You cheeky dick waffle." He said as he approached the boy who was so flamboyant, Alucard would have guessed he was gay if he hadn't seen him with a girl last night. The blond shit looked confused. "E-excuse me?" he asked.
"Oh you know, I was just complementing you on your ability to get 2 ladies to work the shaft." Guiche looked as confused now as he did last night, he wasn't noticing Alucards sinister presence. "I mean, I do have to compliment you on your balls, not that I think you have any, but dating 2 girls at once sure is something to be proud of." The vampire grinned and turned to face the blond haired girl. "In case you're wondering what you're little shit of a boyfriend is up too, I saw him with that girl over there last night." He pointed over his shoulder to Katie, who walked over.
Sensing that Guiche was about to get at least a dozen bitch slaps, Alucard moved away and observed. He was right, the boy got about 17 bitch slaps as well as a harsh scolding, and then the 2 girls charged off in tears. Alucard failed to contain his laughter, which just echoed throughout the courtyard, sending shivers down most of the student's spines.
Guiche, being the arrogant prick he is, decided he would shut Alucard up. "You familiar, silence!" he demanded. Alucard stopped laughing and looked at Guiche. "Oh? What's this?"
"It is your fault for making those young ladies cry; I challenge you to a duel to make up for the transgression you have caused!" Alucard started laughing. "Sure, It's been a long time since I've been in a fight, I need to see if I've gotten rusty." He let out an evil grin, then Louise, the little killjoy bitch, charged up to the crimson fucker. "Familiar Enough! You will not fight Guiche!" Alucard looked at her. "Oh what are you going to do? Ring up that guy who can stop me? What was his name, Michael mc doesn't exist?" Alucard asked his little 'master'.
Guiche laughed. "you truly are a zero Louise, you can't even control your familiar!" Louise then looked at Guiche, then back to Alucard, back to Guiche, back to Alucard, back to Guiche then back to Alucard. "Make him suffer..." Alucard let out a toothy grin. "... but don't kill him." Alucards smile faded.
"Buzz kill, and I was almost to a full murder boner." He sighed. "Well let's get moving.
At Vestri court.
Alucard and Guiche stood surrounded by students, all of them waiting to see Guiche destroy Alucard. Little did they know, Guiche was going to get his shit spanked. Alucard decided, to make it more fun, he would let the blond shit cut him up, then Alucard would bitch slap the prick into next week. "Well what are you waiting for?" He wouldn't kill him, well he wouldn't try to kill him, if he died he would blame shenanigans.
"Hmph, it appears I must educate you in manners as well." Same usual story, petal falls, Valkyrie appears. "I am Guiche the bronze, and your opponent will be my bronze Valkyrie." Alucard just grinned. "And I'm Alucard the crimson fucker, and I will fuck your shit." Guiche was taken aback by Alucard's words, and then ordered the Valkyrie to attack.
As it got to Alucard and swung down, Louise was worried her familiar wouldn't dodge, and that's exactly what he didn't do. The sword cut into him, leaving a cut on his shoulder. The crowd gasped, and Louise was worried that her familiar was insane. Little did she know, she was right, but what she didn't know, was her familiar was basically fucking immortal, so getting a cut on the shoulder was nothing to him.
"Is that all?" Alucard asked. Guiche was disturbed, he had just cut this man's shoulder, and he was acting like it was nothing. Then he ordered the Valkyrie to cut his arm off. It did so, and Alucard did not resist. Guiche was mortified, along with the crowd, that this man had his arm chopped off and he didn't even notice. "Y-you're a monster!" Guiche called out.
"Sorry, but Like I said before, I'm a fuck mothering vampire, I killed a lot of people to earn this title, I deserve to be called as such." Alucard regenerated his arm. "My turn." And with one hit, shattered the Valkyrie to pieces.
Guiche summoned more, and sent them at the vampire, who just casually walked through the whirlwind of death, and then just smashed them to pieces with well-aimed punches. The crimson fucker had a bored expression on his face, so he decided he would end this 'fight'.
Walking up to Guiche, who wet himself with fear, Alucard leaned close and whispered. "I've only got 2 words for you." Guiche went wide eyed. "W-what are-" he started to ask. "BITCH SLAP." Alucard shouted, swinging his right hand, palm first, into Guiche's face. The impact sent him flying into the wall, and only his legs were sticking out. Everyone was in shock; they started to wonder if he really was a vampire.
The crimson fucker turned and walked past his master and Seras. "Now then, I have a few questions to ask you." He turned to look at Louise with an evil grin. "Master"
The way he said it sent chills down Louise's spine, and she go behind him.
"Oh mister, you never told me your name!" Seras (aka big tittied police girl) asked. Alucard turned to look at her.
"I have many names, crimson fucker, fuckmothering vampire, vampire king." He grinned. "But just call me, Alucard, police girl."
He turned and walked off. "Also after our little Q&A, I'm going for a walk."
And there's chapter 3! Ok I know you're wondering, why did I put Seras in instead of Siesta? Because to be honest, when I got to that part, I started writing it as Siesta, but I just couldn't keep it going, so I had to use Seras. Besides, I doubt I could have come up with a good nickname for Siesta from Alucard. If you guys don't like it, I can change it back to siesta in the next chapter. But otherwise, hope you all enjoyed, and I'll get the next chapter up soon! Please do submit ideas for the next chapter, either through a review or message, I will try to do all of them!