Hello and welcome to chapter 6! Nothing to say, except ITS NAPPA TIME BABY!

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Alucard looked at the ghostlike form of nappa, a curious look on his face. For some reason, the ghost like being was familiar to him. "What was your name again?" he asked.

"The names nappa baby!" Nappa exclaimed. Before Alucard could say any more, a golem stood on Nappa's ghost form. Almost instantly, Alucard shot Fouquet in the shoulder, almost knocking her off the golem.

"That was rather rude. I was in the middle of a conversation with someone who seemed like a rather interesting gentlemen and you had to go and do that. How could you?" Alucard said. Seras, Jessica and Siesta were just staring at the crimson fucker. "You could have shot her the whole time!?" Seras asked. "Yeah, so what?" Alucard asked.

"Why couldn't you have done it sooner?" Siesta asked, oddly feeling offended that Alucard had dragged them all the way out here to deal with an opponent he could have killed in an instant. "Because that's boring, killing your opponent instantly. And besides, she left herself open the dumb bitch." Fouquet was clucthing the remains of her shoulder. "H-how dare you! You will pay for this!" The golem that had stomped on Nappa, who had yet to reform for some reason, turned to face Alucard. Alucard sighed. "Here we go again..." He raised his pistols and was poised and ready to fire, when the golem grinned.

"WOOOOO HOOOOO! MAN THIS IS AWESOME!" The golem yelled, confusing all present. Alucard however quickly recovered, and started laughing when he figured out what was going on. Fouquet was unamused. "What is going on? I demand you tell me at once!"

"First off, you don't "demand" me to do anything. Secondly, fuck you, and thirdly, my associate Nappa has just taken control of you're golem, unless I'm mistaken."

"That's right! Nappas back baby WHOOO!" Nappa spun around and pulled the arm off the golem standing behind him, before he started hitting it with its own arm whilst chanting. "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself." He reduced the other golem to a pile of rubble, with Fouquet completely shocked. She quickly regained her wits and waved her wand, trying to dissolve the golem Nappa was controlling. "Hey lady, stop tryin ta break my body, I need this for my modelling career!" He charged the golem Fouquet was standing on, which moved to block the attack. She summoned another golem, and made it charge Nappa.

Alucard was watching with interest. When the 2 golems collided, it seemed like a stalemate for a second. Fouquet frowned. He must be surely be an expert fighter to be able to fight my golem evenly!

Paddy cake, paddy cake boop boop BAM! Bake me a cake as fast as ya CAN! Was what was running through Nappas head as he fought the golem. He knocked it over and then grabbed it by the legs. "Time to finish this, Mario style!" He slowly started spinning the golem around by its feet. Eventually it turned into a massive whirlwind, with Nappa yelling "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" The whole time. He let go, sending the golem flying faster than a fat man heading towards a donut shop with a 80% discount and smashed into Fouquet's golem, knocking her flying into a tree. As she struggled to her feet, she froze when she heard Alucard approach.

"You know, I've always been told I need to vary my diet. Eat some vegetables, get those all vital vitamins needed to grow. Never really thought it was worth it though, but right now, I really think some green would do me good..." He smirked evily as he stood over Fouquet. "Wouldn't you agree?" Fouquet was unable to reply, and as Alucard reached down to her, Nappa stopped him.

"Hey red hat guy. Don't kill her yet."

"The names Alucard, and why not?" He asked, curious.

"I've been working on a new song, and I want her to hear it before she dies. Consider it a parting gift." The massive golem said. Everyone save Alucard adopted a shocked expression. HE wanted to sing to her before she dies!? What kind of mad man is this?

"Hmm... sure thing. Lets hear it." He picked Fouquet up. "And be sure to listen very closely my dear." He said smirking. She nodded, pale as snow. Nappa summoned a guitar out of thin air, played a few cords on it, and then got ready.

"Alright, three... two... one..."

He started playing and Alucard frowned. "Wait... is he playing... the ghost buster theme song?"

Vegegeta geta g-g-g-g-geta
Vegegeta geta
GHOST NAPPA (yeah!)

Alucard started nodding his head to the beat. He liked this song.

Yeah,if there's something strange
In your neighborhood,
Guess who it is?
GHOST NAPPA

Fouquet was unable to think due to the sheer nappaness of the song she was listening to. Siesta, Seras and Jessica were the same.

If there's something weird
And it dont look good
Guess who it is?
GHOST NAPPA

Alucard suddenly instinctively knew the words, and started singing along.

Here we go
Vegeta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta
You know you love me as a ghost
Vegeta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta
WHOOOOOOOH!

The world started shaking due to the awesomeness of the song.

All right yeah! Come on! Sing this! Clap, clap baby clap!

Vegegeta geta, g-g-g-g-geta
All your things
running through your head
Guess who it is?
GHOST NAPPA!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Guess who it is?
OOOH OH Ghost Nappa! Come on baby sing it!

Vegeta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta
You know you love me as a ghost
Vegeta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta geta
WHOOOOOOOH!

"Nice song." Alucard said, really meaning the compliment. He looked at Fouquet, who had died from the sheer nappaness of the song.

"Oh well, guess I'll have to eat it dead. OM NOM NOM OM NOM"

*meanwhile*

"It appears some interesting maggots have found their way here. I look forward to meeting them."

And thats that! Hope you all enjoyed, and the next chapter will be out next week! Oh yeah, nappa now has a giant earth golem for a body, so... thats a thing. See you next week!