A/N: I guess you could say that all the stories so far have been nyotalia because Ned is officially a dude. But you should know by now that I won't let that stop me :P.

Warnings: This one will be the classical switching genders story. Ned will be a dude for this one, and Matt will be a lady.

Nyotalia

Johanna and Matthew stared each other down, still trying to process what the hell just happened. One minute they were just walking down the hall after lunchbreak to rejoin the others for the meeting, and the next thing they know they get hit by a flash of light, and now…

"Matt, you… you're…"

"And you! Y-you…"

"ARTHUR!" They both yelled before making their way towards the meeting, with Johanna kicking down the door, making the rest of the room jump in their seats. Ludwig stood up and wanted give the two nations a peace of his mind for destroying public property like that, but when he took a good look at them he was at a loss for words.

"I… you… what the hell happened?" He asked, unable to keep his eyes off of them.

"What the hell does it look like?! It's Arthur and his shitty magic!" She yelled, ignoring him and making her way over to the Brit. Said Brit noticed the murderous aura surrounding her, and immediately made his way over to Johanna's siblings, hiding behind them.

"And get the hell away from my siblings you bastard, before you do something to them as well!"

"And risk getting caught and keelhauled by you, my dear? I think not." He said, pulling Margot and Henri close to him. "This wasn't even my fault anywaaargh!"

"You know, it's at times like these I really appreciate that I get overlooked a lot," Matthew said with a grin as he pulled Arthur away from the remaining Benelux siblings and held him in a headlock. "And because you were my caretaker and I still love you I'll be generous and give you five minutes to explain yourself and fix this mess, otherwise I'll hand you over to Johanna to do with you as she pleases," he finished, before releasing Arthur. Arthur gulped a little as he watched Johanna join Matthew, that murderous glare still in her eyes.

"I-I understand. And like I said, it wasn't my fault. That irresponsible Alfred took my wand and started waving it around. If anything, you should be directing that keelhauling gaze at him!"

"Don't go blaming it on my brother, Arthur."

"Exactly, you know how the guy is. It's your own fault for bringing that stupid thing to a meeting anyway. Now change us back!"

"Yeaaah, about that…" he stammered as he averted his eyes, rubbing the back of his head.

"Arthur, you'd better not tell me this is permanent or so help me God I'll end you." Johanna began cracking her knuckles, making Arthur hide himself behind Margot and Henri again.

"No, no, not at all! I can fix this! Just not right now. I need to recharge my wand, and unfortunately that takes some time."

"How much time?" Matthew asked, getting a little worried.

"About a week."

"You're sure?"

"I'm sure. This isn't the first time I had to recharge my wand, it never takes longer than a week."

"A week I can handle. How about you, Matt?"

"A week is not so bad. I'll manage."

A sigh of relief escaped Arthur. "So happy to hear you say that. Now, if you'll excuse me I'll go back to my seeeeek!" Johanna had made her way over to him, grabbing him by his arm and pulling him back. Arthur was about to beg for her to not hit his face, when he felt her release him again. "I, uh…huh? Why did you pull me back?"

"In case you haven't noticed, Matt and I can't really fit into our clothes anymore, so we'll be needing a new wardrobe. Which you'll be paying for," she said with a grin as she waved his credit card in front of him.

"O-oh. I guess I understand that. Thank goodness you're thrifty, then, right? Ahaha."

"Matt, who's your favorite designer? I bet you'd look amazing in an Oscar de la Renta outfit." Johanna said, reaching out her arm for Matthew to take.

"Oh God, I love Oscar! And I saw this gorgeous suit by Marc Jacobs, it would look killer on you." Matthew replied as he hooked arms with her, walking out the meeting.

"Ahaha…aha.. Oh God, they're going to bankrupt me."

"We're not really gonna buy those expensive brands, are we?"

"Why not? If we're gonna look like this for a week, we might as well do it in style, haha."

"You've got a point there. But still. I can't do that to Arthur."

"Oh Matt, you're too good for this world."

"Tell me about it, haha."

They made their way towards the nearest shopping mall, entering the first shop that sells clothes, ignoring the stares they were getting from everyone. One of the employees made his way over to them, unsure on how to greet them. The couple sure looked… interesting, to say the least. The woman, with the long, wavey, honey blonde hair was wearing an oversized, grey suit. The man on the other hand, oh boy. He was really tall, barefoot, wearing a slightly ripped skirt that was way too tight on him and his torso was covered somewhat by a sleeveless blouse, showing off his chest. If he had to guess he'd say that they must have attended a really wild party last night and ended up in each other's clothes somehow.

"U-uhm, excuse me. Can I help you?" He asked.

"We would like some clothes that actually fit us." Johanna said with a grin.

"And could you please direct me to the underwear section, I really could use a bra." Matthew added, using his hands to support his rather ample bosom, making the employee blush.

"I-I… uh,, of course, miss. I'll go get a female colleague for you. And if you'd be so kind to follow me, sir."

After getting some clothes with the help of the employees the two of them entered a changing room together.

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather get a room of your own?" Matthew asked as he turned his back to her while putting on his new hipster. He saw Johanna wearing them all the time, and figured they would now look just as cute on him as they did on her.

"I'm sure, Matt. It's not like we haven't been in a changing room together before, haha." She replied as she stepped into a new pair of boxers of her own. Ah, so much better than that tight hipster she had on before.

"True enough. But I didn't have to ask you to fasten my bra for me those previous times." He pulled his hair to the side, giving Johanna access. She did as she was asked before putting Matts hair into a braid.

"So it won't get in your face too much."

"Thanks," he smiled, turning around and putting his hands into Johanna's now short hair. "I have to say though, you look really handsome as a guy. So tall and muscular and with an amazing ass."

"And you are the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on. With that soft and curvy body of yours." She replied, pulling him closer to her. "It really makes me want to…"

"Wah!" Matthew suddenly pushed himself away.

"Whoa! What is it?!" Johanna said, surprised.

"I think I felt your boner. Sorry I got so jumpy. But it felt really weird in this body." He said with an apologetic smile.

"Boner? Really? Never mind, I can see it now. I'm really sorry, Matt. I didn't mean to startle you." Matthew shook his head.

"Don't be. It's just as weird for you as for me. I understand."

"Thanks, Matt. So, what do you say? Wanna get dressed, leave this place and get to re-discover our bodies again?" Matthew smiled before he leaned forward and kissed her.

"I'm all for it."

A/N: You'd think they'd be more in shock or something, but they know Arthur and his mishaps with magic, so in the end it wasn't that big a deal for them.

I really liked this one. I think I'll do a more in-depth story with this at a later point. It'll be fun to think of more shenanigans for them to run into :D.

And because Matt is so nice they did indeed end up buying non-luxury brands. But they did spend one night at the most expensive five star hotel they could find. Arthur learned his lesson and never took his wand with him to meetings ever again.

Hope you had fun reading, and reviews are always appreciated :D.