Well here it is the next chapter of What Emmett ponders. Please enjoy. Then review Flames are welcome to. Just don't be total jerks :)
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
"Bella, I'm going hunting." I stood outside Edwards's door; today was going to be fun. "Which means I am leaving you here with Jasper, and forgive me, Emmett." Edward finished explaining to Bella. Yes, today would be oh so fun. Bella would see she likes hanging out with me much, more than Edward.
"I'll be right back, just excuse me for one minute." I heard him whisper in Bella's ear I assumed because I heard her heart rate quicken. Edward slammed the door almost puling if off the hinges.
"Hey, careful with my doors up there." Esme yelled.
"Sorry, Esme," I yelled, "Edward is having a little hissy fit, but I'll keep him under control for you."
"Emmett," Edward snarled, "I am leaving Bella here with you and Jasper against my better judgment, and I swear if there is even one scratch on her body not even Rosalie will be able to save you. You got that?"
"Whoa, lil' bro calm down," I laughed, why did he have to be so serious about anything that involved Bella. I wonder if it annoyed her as much as it annoyed me. "She will be perfectly safe with me, and Jasper." I smiled. "Have fun hunting."
"I'll be back tomorrow, and Emmett I swear if anything happens I blame it all on you." Edward stared at me his eyes were coal black.
"Edward, go on everyone is waiting for you, and you need to hunt. I don't want you attacking precious little breakable Bella or anything." I hurriedly pushed him down the steps to the rest of the waiting family.
"Emmett, what are you up to?"
"Oh, nothing my dear brother, I'm quite offended that you would think that." I put my hand of my heart to for affect.
"Never the less I think I want to talk to Jasper before I leave."
Yes of course he would want to talk to Jasper, but I don't believe Jasper will ruin my fun at all. No I have some rope that will keep even the strongest vampire tied up. Rosalie keeps it for special occasions.
"Emmett, don't you even think about touching my rope." Rosalie whispered in my ear. How did she do that?
"Aww, babe you ruin all the fun."
"Who would you use it on Jasper," she laughed, "or on the little human Bella?" She snarled.
"Jasper of course." I laughed. When I said that Jasper ran down the steps look of fear and disgust on his face.
"Whoa I think I'm going to go hunting," he yelled, 'Because when people threaten the rope on me I leave."
"No, Jasper you have to stay," Edward said, "You have to make sure Emmett doesn't kill Bella or anything."
"Fine I will stay as long as HE, "He paused and pointed his finger at me in case everyone didn't already know, "stays away from Rosalie's rope. I don't even want that thing to touch me after you two have used if for…" he shivered.
"You know you want it Jasper." I said walking up beside him.
"Get it away." Jasper yelled.
"Emmett, you will calm down now." Esme warned, "Oh and when I come back I expect this house to look the way I left it. That means doors still attached to the wall, and the window unbroken."
"Yes, ma'am" I saluted her.
"Hey, I don't appreciate that." Jasper shouted at me. I just stuck my tongue out.
"Don't forget to do the dishes." Esme added.
"Why can't Bella?" I whined "she is the one that uses them."
"Just do it Emmett." Carlisle said before leaving.
I stood still for about 5 minutes; I wanted to make sure they were out of hearing distance before I decided what I was going to do. I couldn't hear them talking so I that probably meant they couldn't hear me. Now it was time for the real fun to begin.
"Oh, Bella." I said just loud enough for her to walk out the door to hear me
"What Emmett?" she asked.
"Do you wanna have some fun today?"
'It depends, what do consider fun?" she asked me, "Just so you know I have Edward on speed dial, and he will be back here in a second. Then I don't think you are going to like that rope of Rosalie's very much."
"Whoa, Bells calm down it has nothing to do with you." I was up by her side in a second,
"We are gonna mess with jasper." I whispered so I knew he wouldn't be able to hear me.
"No, way," she squealed, "what are you going to do.
"Well we," I emphasized the word we because if I went down for this prank then she was going down with me. "Are going to first tie him up with Rose's special rope then we will…" Just then Jasper
"Emmett if you even touch me with that rope I will rip you limb form limb and burn you piece by piece. Trust me no one will even try to stop me, got it." H e looked at Bella,
"hey it lunch time I think, are you hungry?"
"yes, very." She smiled and walked downstairs.
"Ohh, I want to make her lunch." I ran downstairs ahead of them. When Bella finally got down the steps I instructed her to sit at the table and stay away. I was going to make her peanut butter and jelly, and lemonade to drink.
"Watch him like a hawk" I heard her whisper to Jasper.
"Hey, I'm right here I heard that?" I started making her sandwich. Then I went to find that cool powdery stuff to make the lemonade. I was reading the directions and it said it was made with artificial flavor. I didn't think that sounded very healthy. I knew Esme had dishwashing stuff that that was lemon so I found it. It sounded healthier because it was made with real lemons. I added that to water and handed Bella, the glass.
She ate the sandwich quickly, but when she took a drink of her lemonade she could barley get it down.
"Emmett, what is this" she yelled.
"Lemonade" I replied sweetly.
"Well it is the worst lemonade I had ever tasted." She said to me.
"Bella, it's not that big of a glass. Please just drink it." Jasper pleaded, "You don't know how much he will complain if you don't."
"Fine." She replied, and then quickly began to chug the lemonade. Her face was so funny to watch. I thought at one point her face actually turned green.
"I think I am going to be…hiccup…" when she hiccupped bubbles came out.
"Emmett, why is Bella hiccupping bubbles?" Jasper asked me sternly.
"Umm." I don't know?" why did it matter? This was way funnier than anything I wanted to do to Jasper.
"Emmett, what did you put in her lemonade?" Jasper asked me he wanted to scream, but he was keeping calm. "Emmett, what was in it?"
"I used dishwashing liquid." What was so wrong with that?
"What Emmett why would you do that?"
"Well the lemonade was made with artificial flavor, and the, the other stuff, was made with real lemons. Now come on bro what sounds healthier?" it's quite obvious, I bet I sound smart now.
"Emmett, that stuff is toxic.
"Oh" maybe it wasn't such a good idea to do that. "I'll call Carlisle."
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