Hello there and welcome to chapter 7! This time, Alucard pays the church of Brimir a visit! And other stuff happens too.

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"So you followed her into the woods..." Louise started.

"Yep." Alucard responded.

"You found the staff of destruction..."

"Yep"

"And then you... killed her with music?"

"To be fair that was Nappa, my new best friend."

"Aye!" Nappa said. He'd figured out how to shrink his golem form, as well as to reshape it so that it looked like he did (he's wearing his saiyan armour but lacks his scouter) "I played her my song, and apparently it was so awesome it killed her."

"Then afterwards I had some... fun with her." Alucard said, grinning a toothy grin. "Lots of it, how did she taste?" Nappa asked. "Not the best, but not the worst. About... 6 out of 10." Alucard responded. Louise looked between Nappa and Alucard.

"I need an adult." She said

"I am an adult." Nappa and Alucard said in unison.

"No, no you are not." Siesta, Jessica and Seras said in unison. Louise just rubbed her temples "Oh brimir help me..."

"Brimir?" Alucard asked. "Yes Brimir the founder. Its my religion."

At the word 'religion' Alucard grinned like a kid in a candy store. "Oh really? Tell me... where is this 'religion' based?" He asked, in a deceptively curious tone. "Romalia. Its to the south, past Gallia. Why are you so curious?" She asked. "Oh no reason." Alucard replied. Louise narrowed her eyes before yawning. "Whatever, we'll discuss the rest in the morning." Louise then rolled over and went to sleep. Alucard, Nappa and the three girls left the room. "Right. Nappa we're going on a trip." Alucard declared.

"A trip? Really? Where to? Will we get to visit Dairy queen on the way? Oh will we be able to get souvenirs?" Nappa asked. Alucard nodded, a grin on his face. The three girls sweat dropped He's like a child.

"Right. While we're gone, you 3 will be her servants." Alucard said. "What? Where are you going?" they asked.

"To this 'Romalia' place. I want to pay a... 'visit' to the church and give them my... 'regards'." Alucard grinned. Then before the girls could respond, he and Nappa disappeared.

"Well... shit." Seras said.

Romalia, the centre of the church of Brimir, a small country located to the south of Gallia. Not a very big country, but still powerful due to the church. It's capital city teemed with citizens and pilgrims, all either going about their daily lives or visiting the churchs.

... or at least normally they would be.

Right now, the city was in chaos. The main cathedral was in flames, and dead priests littered the area around it. In the midst of the flames stood 2 individuals. Do you really need to guess who?

"I haven't had this much fun in years! Oh boy, I've got a real murder boner now!" Alucard declared, laughing like a maniac. Nappa was busy smashing things. People, buildings, trees, benches, bins, people you name it, Nappa smash it.

"NAPPA SMASH!" He roared as he flattened another house. The people inside were squished within seconds. Nappa too laughed like a maniac, enjoying the destruction.

Then the army showed up.

Well... more like walked towards Alucard before turning around after 5 seconds because he'd blown half of the fuckers up.

"W-Why?!" A half dead priest asked. "Why would you do something like this? W-what are you? A Monster?"

"Excuse me, but I'm a fuck mothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to get this title, I deserve to be called as such. And now, you're one of those people I killed." He said as he shot the priest in the head.

Then the pope showed up.

"YOU!" He roared, waving his stupid looking staff around. Alucard had to resist laughing at his hat It's so fucking stupid! He thought. "Did you murder all these people and destroy this church?" The pope of brimir demanded.

"Oh no that was some other guy. His name was shit Sherlock, first name no." Alucard responded. The pope started fuming and then frothing at the mouth, causing Alucards eyebrows to shoot up. "What. The. Fuck." He said. The pope then collapsed and started doing doughnuts on the floor, still frothing like a mad man, screaming "blood murder, BLOODY MURDER" the whole time.

"Um... okay..." Nappa said. Even he had paused his destruction to witness this strange sight. Suddenly the pope stopped rolling around and stood up, his eyes now black as midnight.

"Hello Maggots. I've been looking for you."

A women sat at a desk. It was a very nice desk, large and made of wood. It had draws, many draws, all filled with different things. The women sitting at the desk however, wasn't busy admiring the desk. Why would she? After all, compared to a certain wooden desk, it was inferior. She was currently on the phone trying to reach the man with the superior wooden desk. She tapped her fingers on the desk. In the shadows stood a man. This man was tall, thin and looked old.

The phone stopped ringing, and the women heard someone pick it up. "Hello, you have reached King Yemma, proud owner of the one and only Mahogany desk, how may I help you?"

Mahogany...

"Hello, this is Sir Integra of the Hell sing Organization. I need to talk to King Kai at once." Integra said.

Yemma was confused. "Wait a second... how the fuck did you get my phone number?" He demanded.

"That isn't important. What is important is you get me in touch with King Kai at once. We have a serious situation on our hands." She said.

"How serious?" Yemma asked, fearing the answer.

"Alucard serious."

Yemma paled. "I'll transfer you over at once."

And that's the chapter! Hope ya'll enjoyed it and please leave a review! I'm really having fun with this, and I hope you guys are having fun reading it. Thanks for reading and I'll see you next time!

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Mahogany...