This chapter was written thanks to reader13lovesbooks and her wonderfully funny idea. I hope you enjoy.

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Q: What are tampons used for?

Rosalie: Here I'll just show you.

Jasper: Umm, I think that is something you should ask one of the girls.

Alice: Well Em they would be what your wife uses to substitute you.

Bella: *blushes* Emmett, once again maybe you should talk to Carlisle about that one.

Edward: There is no way I am answering anymore of your questions.

Carlisle: Emmett I don't believe you need to know this.

Esme: Talk to Carlisle, again

Well I am bored. Wonder w hat there is to do around here.

"Emmett, I swear if you come within 10 feet of Bella, I will kill you this time." Edward yelled. Why is it every time I am bored I get threatened?

"To bad for you bro, I am already dead. Not so threatening now are you?" that will teach him, I don't see why he always has to threaten me, why can't he suspect Rosalie, I mean she is the one that hates Bella. Well I am still bored. I think I am going to raid Bella's things.

Wows look at all this boring stuff. Tooth brush, socks, other clothes, Chap Stick…oh what is this. I pulled out a blue box.

"EMMETT! What the heck are you doing in my stuff?" Oh shoot I thought her an Edward left, might as well have some fun before Edward comes after me.

"Bella, what is this?" she looked up from the floor

"What is what," she paused. "Oh those" I nodded letting her know I wanted an answer, "they are umm," her face blushed oh this is going to be good. "welllugghtheyaretampons." She said in a whisper that I could barely hear, then of course her face blushed the brightest red ever.

"What are they for?" I asked innocently.

"Emmett, once again maybe you should talk to Carlisle about that one." Why were people always telling me to talk to Carlisle? This time I wasn't going to I would find out from someone else.

"Oh, Edward"

"There is no way I am answering anymore of your questions."

"Aww come one why not?"

"I shouldn't even talk to you after what happened with Bella and the bubbles. Yeah remember that?"

"haha you answered one of my questions."

"Emmett. You truly are an idiot." What? Why was everyone in this house always so mean to me? Not everything is always my fault.

"Nope, only most the time." Edward laughed.

"Edward you're a freakin' jerk." Haha loser didn't see that one coming.

"A jerk that can read your mind." He answered then left the room. He didn't even say goodbye see I told you he's a jerk.

"Hey Jasper, what are tampons for?" he seemed disturbed by that question, so I knew when I found out my answer it was going to be good.

"Umm, I think that is something you should ask one of the girls."
"I already asked Bella, but she wont answer me."

"Just ask some one else." Esme is mature maybe she will answer me.

"Hey Esme, what are tampons…"

"Emmett maybe you should just go talk to Carlisle again, ok sweetie"

"I will not ask Carlisle." It wasn't fair everyone seemed to know the answer so why won't they tell me. These are important life lessons I need to know.

"What won't Emmett ask me?" Carlisle asked walking in the kitchen that we don't need.

"well dear he is cursios and wants to know what tampons are used for." Esme stated trying to hold back laughter.

"well," Carlisle started laugh, "Emmett I don't believe you need to know this."

"fine if you all won't help me ill ask someone else."

"You don that son." Oh I will I will do just that. I can ask alice she will tell me I know she will.

I found Alice in her room with Jasper, when I walked in they said they were just "talking" I'm sure.

"Hey Alice what are tampons used for." When I asked that she busted out laughing. She laughed for 3 minutes straight.

"Well Emmett they are what Rosalie uses when you don't satisfy her."

"What?"

"No, Alice." Jasper said, "You know she would need something bigger to satisfy her."

"Your rite jasper," well that doesn't seem like a very good thing "Of course humans don't use them for that."

Still none answered my question, so I guess I just have to ask Rosalie myself.

"Rosalie, what are tampons used for." She still was a little upset with about the whole rope issue, so it might have been a bad idea to ask her.

She disappeard for a few minutes then returned with something in her hand.

"Come here babe and I'll show you." I nodded and walked towards her, maybe she wasn't mad at me after all.

"You ready?"

"Yeah….OWWWW! DANG ROSALIE WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT…"

"That's for messing with my rope when I told you not to."

That was quite painful, and I'm not even going to say what she did.

Hope you liked the story. I wrote it in a hurry, and I wil leave it up to your imagination to decide what she did to Emmett. What I pictured is quit funny though.

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