A/N: Threesomes are my guilty pleasure. What's better than seeing your OTP? Your OT3, the more the merrier, right *winkwinknudgenudge*.

Warnings: Basically just talks about threesomes and what our couple thinks of them.

Threesome

"Well, that sure was something," Matthew said as he walked into the living room and dropped himself on the couch, where Johanna joined him shortly after, offering him a cup of hot chocolate, which he gladly accepted.

"What was?" She asked, grabbing the remote and zapping channels to find something good for them to watch.

"I told you I had lunch with Francis this afternoon, right?"

"Yeah, what about it? Didn't it go as planned?"

"Well, yes and no. We were just talking and enjoying our wine when he saw an old acquaintance of his. He invited him over, and we had some interesting conversations about pretty much everything."

"That sounds nice. But judging by your tone something not so nice happened later on?"

"Sort of. Somewhere along the line the topic somehow switched to sex, and..."

"But of course," Johanna said, grinning as she took a sip. "Francis embarrassed you with tales of his sexcapades, am I right?"

"You're right," he admitted, his face turning a bit red. "Turns out his acquaintance was also one of his bedpartners and I heard more than I ever wanted to know."

"Aww, you poor thing. Pffft, hahaha!"

"It's not funny, Joey. I'll be having inappropriate thoughts for months now whenever I see Francis. And if that wasn't bad enough they told me that if I ever wanted to have a threesome with them I should hit them up. I didn't know how to respond to that so I just told them I was already involved with you, and then Francis said that a foursome wouldn't be a problem either. The more the merrier and all that. I never felt like disappearing more!" He huffed, chugging down the rest of his drink.

"Hmmm." He heard Joey say, causing him to lift an eyebrow in surprise.

"Oh God, please don't tell me you're considering it."

"Maaaybe," she said with a wink. "How did that friend of Francis look? Hehe." She dodged the pillow Matthew threw at her, and threw another pillow back at him. Matthew rolled his eyes at her, before pulling her towards him and watching the rest of whatever show was on TV with her.

As they left the bathroom that evening after brushing their teeth and made themselves comfortable under the covers, Johanna asked Matthew a question.

"Matt?"

"Yes?"

"If you hadn't blacked out when they asked you for that threesome, what would you have said?"

"What do you mean?"

"I want to know how you feel about threesomes."

"Where did this come from all of a sudden?" He sat up, giving her a confused look. Johanna sat up as well, grabbing his hands and squeezing them.

"We've been together for a while now, and I'd like to think we know what we do and do not like in the bedroom, but I don't think we've ever really discussed threesomes before. Because I…" She fell silent for a bit before letting out a sigh. She straightened her back and looked him in the eye, continuing her tale. "Because even though I joked about it before, I don't like the idea of having to share you with another person. Just thinking about the fact that someone else would be touching you, kissing you, holding you… God, it makes me so furious!"

"Wow, Joey. I had no idea." Matthew gently squeezed her hands back.

"But if it's something you enjoy, then I… then I guess I can try to enjoy myself too. For you. And I-eh?" Joey found herself in Matthews embrace, feeling his hands stroke her hair and back. "Matt?"

"I can't stand the thought of someone else putting their hands on you either." He said, pulling her closer. Joey hugged him back. "And even if I did enjoy threesomes, I'd never go through with them whilst knowing how much it would hurt you."

"Oh, Matt. Thank you for saying that."

"Thank you for being honest with me," he said, smiling. "I find it really cute to finally know that you can get jealous, haha."

"Yeah, well, I'm not particularly fond of feeling like that, so don't go around doing stuff to get me jealous on purpose."

"How can I? You were willing to participate in something you hated just because you thought that it would make me happy. I'd have to be a real jerk to get you to feel jealous again. Even if I do think it makes you look really adorable when you're clinging to me like this. Ouch! You bit me!"

"I don't like being called adorable, either."

"Okay, what should I say then?"

"Charming is good. And badass. And marvelous. And gorgeous."

"Don't forget humble and modest."

"Are you being sarcastic?"

"I wouldn't dare."

A/N: Look at them dorks being cute together, d'aww.

I have this headcanon that Ned is actually quite promiscuous while not being in a committed relationship, but the moment they're involved with someone they're the most loyal, loving significant other ever, and can get pretty jealous when someone else want a piece of their lover. Ned doesn't like to share.

Matthew I picture as being too self-conscious to be comfortable with more than a twosome. He either wouldn't know how to properly distribute his attention equally (because he'd hate it if he felt that he was leaving someone out) or he'd feel he wouldn't belong because the other two are clearly enjoying themselves, what else could he possible contribute? He could do it if the third person was someone he's also comfortable with, but seeing as they tend to be family and Matt can't bring himself to get close with them like that. It's complicated for the guy.

Hope you had fun reading, and reviews are always appreciated!