Mouseclaw was mourning the loss of her chili cupcakes, which had somehow vanished into thin air.
Meadowsong was not.
Suddenly, Mouseclaw put on an adventurer suit and started digging for chili.
Meadowsong stared.
"What, not enough crazy for you?" Mousey asked her friend, looking slightly offended. After all, she was the master at being crazy.
Meadowsong blinked, then said, "Hehehehehehe," for no reason.
The insane brown tabby gasped exaggeratedly and dramatically. "Omsc, Meadowsong! You just passed my insanity test!"
Meadowsong threw back her head and wailed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"WHYYYYYYYY?!"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
"Stahp copying me."
Mouseclaw smiled sheepishly and hid behind a tree. Meadowsong randomly started to roll around.
Meadow rolled towards Mousey. Mousey jumped out of the way. Meadow pounced on her.
"ACK!" She said as she was pounced on, flailing all her limbs wildly and randomly. Meadowsong grinned and poked her.
"YEEOW!"
Meadowsong just smiled.
"You are soooo evil." Mousey said.
"Am not."
"THEN PROVE IT!" Mouseclaw ran away, laughing maniacally.
Meadowsong threw a banana at her. Mouseclaw caught it and ate it.
"Hmm, tastes like chili cupcakes."
"Does not!"
"Try it," she said, holding out a different banana with a big, possibly evil smirk on her face. Meadowsong narrowed her eyes. Mouseclaw put on a ninja mask to hide her smirk.
Meadowsong chopped the banana in half and poked it suspiciously. Mousey looked over her shoulder. "Hmm...it looks normal."
Mousey wrapped another ninja mask around her face. Meadowsong pulled both of them off and stuffed half the cupcake in her mouth.
Mouseclaw ate it, commented again on how it tasted like a chili cupcake, and stuffed the other half in her friend's mouth. Meadowsong died.
Not really.
Mousey randomly drew a chili cupcake-shaped building with wings that was flying over a cloud. Meadowsong gasped.
Mouseclaw looked up from her picture. "I have an idea! Prophecy: Chili will take over every cupcake."
"NOOOOO!"
"Is that a good thing?"
"No."
"Aww..."
"Blargh."
"Fiiiiiiiine... how about Prophecy: Cupcakes will rule the world."
"Ooooh."
"Good, right?"
Meadowsong purred. Mouseclaw set off to fulfill the prophecy.
A minute later, Mousey came back, threw off a cupcake disguise, and announced, "The prophecy has been fulfilled! Behold his highness, King Chili Cupcake!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A CHILI CUPCAKE!" Meadowsong cried.
Somehow, the chili cupcake glared at her and stood up. "How dare you question the chiliness of his majesty?! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" It raised its chili scepter and pointed it at her. "I CONDEMN YOU TO A THOUSAND YEARS BURED IN CHILI!"
Mousey held up her hands. "WHOA! Whoa! Chill, Chili, chill!"
"NEVAH!" Meadowsong screeched and used her magical powers to turn King Chili Cupcake into ice, then shatter him into a million tiny pieces.
Unfortunately for all earthkind, the frozen cupcake shards merely regrouped and thawed, forming His Royal Highness once more. "YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY MEEEEE!" The chili cupcake dumped tons of chili on Meadowsong with his royal chili scepter.
Mouseclaw sneezed over and over again. "WHOA! *sneeze* Even I can't *sneeze* stand this much *sneeze* chili!"
Meadowsong then burst out of the chili and ate His Majesty in one bite.
And then her mouth caught on fire and she turned into a dragon because how do you eat a chili cupcake in one bite without that happening? (Unless you are insane like Mousey)
"WOOOOOOOO! I LOVE DRAGONS!" Meadowsong yelled, randomly flying around in the sky.
"Hey! Can I get a ride?" Mousey asked, waving up at her. Meadowsong landed beside her and she jumped on. "YEAAAAAAH! GO DRAGON!"
Meadowsong spread her wings and shot up into the air.
"WOOOOOOOOOOHOO!" Mouseclaw yelled in delight, dangerously standing up and precariously balancing on her dragon friend's back, spreading her arms like wings.
The silvery dragon did a flip in midair, but somehow Mousey managed to stay on.
Then Meadowsong flew off into the sunset.
The End… for now.
End A/N (Indigostartherandomkitty): Sorry for the shortness peeps. Our craziness level dropped *le sigh* Pretty please still review?