Chronicles of Insanity

by God is Gracious

Mouseclaw and Meadowsong were best friends - if by best friends, it meant one was a complete food-craving maniac whose mind could not simply be defined as sane, and the other was the only cat in the world with a shred of sanity to facepaw at everything her friends did. Together, they embark on journeys far and wide, to the depths of craziness beyond what we'd call logic.

3. Chuck, the Mouse

Mouseclaw was sobbing into a bowl of chili ice cream for some unknown reason. Mouseclaw was laughing evilly for some unknown reason.

Mouseclaw died. Meadowsong gasped.

Then, Mousey popped up and said, "JK! I didn't die."

"NOOOOO- I mean, YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Meadowsong said, coughing to hide her mess-up.

Mouseclaw's face: o.O

Meadowsong whistled innocently. Mouseclaw knocked herself out with a frying pan.

Meadow quickly smashed all her chili cupcakes while she was unconscious. Or so she thought.

Mousey woke up, whisked out a chili cupcake, and calmly ate it like nothing had happened.

"BUT I THOUGHT I DESTROYED ALL YOUR CHILI CUPCAKES."

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!"

Mousey coughed and said, "Never Gonna Bring Me Down, by Mousey.

"You're never gonna bring me down

Cause all I'll do is laugh and frown

No cop, no hero, no cackling clown

Is ever gonna bring me down."

Meadowsong pounced on the chili cupcakes, "DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"

Mouseclaw whisked out a batch of chili cupcakes and calmly ate them while watching her friend destroy the fake chili cupcakes.

Meadowsong sobbed in a corner. Mousey offered her a cupcake that looked like a lemon cupcake.

Meadowsong looked at it. Mouseclaw tried to do puppy eyes and ended up looking like a wide-eyed maniac. Meadowsong curled up in a ball.

Mouseclaw ate another chili cupcake while she wasn't looking. The silvery white she-cat sniffled.

"Cupcake?" The brown tabby asked, still holding the "lemon" cupcake in front of her friend. Meadowsong stared at it. "Gonna eat it or not?"

"I don't know what flavor it is."

"Try it and find out."

Meadowsong poked it. Mousey waited veeeeerrrrry patiently. Meadow poked it again. Mouseclaw waited vvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy patiently.

Meadowsong held up a mouse. "Meet Chuck." She fed him a crumb of the cupcake.

Chuck squeaked and Mouseclaw translated. "He said it's good."

Meadowsong trusted her mouse, so she took a tentative bite of the cupcake. Then poked it again. It was mostly lemon but there was a tiny bit of chili in the middle.

So Meadowsong ate all of it except the chili.

Mouseclaw took the chili and left it out in the open for the next unfortunate visitor to come across. Meadowsong rolled around.

Mr. C. Cupcake came along and ate the chili, then cried as it realized it had just become a semi-cannibal.

Meadowsong laughed evilly. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mouseclaw picked Mr. C. Cupcake up and ate it in one bite.

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End A/N (Indy): Again, sorry for shortness. And lateness of update. I've actually had this chapter written since last chapter. Anyway, don't expect the next update to come too soon. Mousey randomly disappeared from PM a week ago.