I woke up the next morning and noticed that Itachi was sleep next to me. I panicked and fell off the bed on the floor. Itachi woke up and looked at me and smiled. So Sakura I am glad that you were able to fall to last night… Um… Itachi can I go to see my friends now? Sure Sakura but don't you want to wash first? Yes thanks Itachi. She got up and ran in the bathroom to take a shower. After the shower Itachi took one and then Itachi asked, Sakura don't be afraid for your friends they won't hurt them in front of me. They walked down the hallway to a room with a wired symbol on it and Itachi knocked on the door. Come the fuck in Itachi and pinky. They opened the door and saw Hidan on his bed and Tenten on the bed on the floor. Sakura how are you doing Tenten said hugging Sakura. Hey Tenten um do you want to come see the others with us… Yes but I don't think he will let me go with… Hidan I am taking Tenten to see the others girls so just stay on the bed, and I will bring her back.


They left the room and then went to the next floor up. They got to a door with a scorpion craved on it and knocked. Itachi and friends come in please. They came in the room and asked were was Ino. Who oh the little bitch that screamed in my ear last night she is getting my coffee. Just then the door opened and Ino walked in the room with a cup of coffee, and said, um.. Master Sasori here is your coffee with French Vanilla creamer. Thank you future dick sucker, Sasori said taking the drink from her, oh Ino you get to go with Itachi to be with all your friends for the day. They left the room and then Ino said, I can't stand him he is such I bitch..such a sexy bitch. Itachi: so you girls want to eat before we see Temari an… "Hello Itachi what are pretty girls with you, I thought pretty girls were all over Deidara-Sempai. Tobi wish he looked like Deidara because Tobi's a good boy. Sakura: hey Tobi is Deidara nice to girls he is around? Tobi: I don't know, I just know girls always fall for him Bye now. So that was Tobi he seems nice… Don't let your guard down around anyone he if you want to live. Ino: Can we see Temari first Itachi. Itachi: sure lets go.


They walked down the hallway to the biggest room that had a dragon craved on the door and Itachi knocked. Deidara: who it is un and what do you want hmm. Itachi: its me and the girls, let us in now Deidara. Deidara: fine give me a second un. The door unlocked and we saw Deidara's face he let us in the room and it was big like Itachi's room. Deidara walked over to the bathroom door and hit it once then said, " hey baby your friends are here to see you so finish up your bath so I can take my shower yeah. Temari: o.k. I am coming Dei just give a minute. Temari came out of the bathroom with a robe on. Temari: hey guys how are you doing? Tenten: oh I am o.k. now but when I go back to my room I..will not be. Ino: yeah me to your cousin Sasori is crazy, I have to call him master now and I can't eat. Deidara: hmm Sasori and Hidan are never this mean to captives right Itachi un. Itachi: yeah your right, but it is your fought they are like this remember. Deidara: oh you mean they are still mad because I had sex and they didn't hmm? Itachi: yes that is why. Ino: so its like a competition between you guys? Itachi: its only between Hidan, Sasori, and Deidara, and it started when Hidan joined and told Deidara that he was dickless and could not get girls and then he told Sasori the same thing so they made a bet and Deidara won and ever seen then it has been like this: Deidara does something then they have to do it to, its annoying. Deidara: well sorry for being so sexy yeah. Itachi blushed: shut up and stop smirking at me you know I can't stand it, I said stop smirking Deidara or I will kick you in your ass. Deidara: o.k. I stopped, and Itachi why can't I smirk anyway hmm? Itachi: because when ever you smirk more girls come and then Sasori and Hidan start to get jealous. Sakura: hey Temari why don't you put on some clothes so we can get some food. Temari: I will but I have to wear a bikini. Ino: why a bikini? Deidara: its her outfit hmm. Temari walked over to the bed and picked up a bag and went back in the bathroom, when she came out she was wearing a red and black bikini. Deidara: does it fit right Temari? Temari: yeah it fits perfect, we can go get food now. Deidara ran in the bathroom and took his shower while Temari got him red muscle shirt and black shorts and put it on the bed. Deidara came out the bathroom with a towel around his waist and had oil on. Ino, Sakura, and Tenten were still starring at Deidara's abs. he dropped the towel and they saw his boxers, he put on the clothes and put his shoes. Deidara: hey Temari put on my cloak because its still cold down stairs, but don't button it up o.k. . they got to the kitchen and there was the whole Akatsuki sitting down.


They put more sits down because of the girls. Itachi: go sit with Sasori and Hidan; Ino, Tenten. Sasori: so Deidara your girl wears bikinis how different. Hidan: hey blonde can we switch please, your girl is so hot in a bikini. Sasori: don't give my cousin to that crazy guy brat. Deidara smirks: like I would ever give up someone as sexy as Temari to Hidan over there. Hidan: hey what's that suppose to mean. Kisame: it means you are not good enough to get her at all. Hidan: hey Sasori, Deidara go the fuck to hell you bitch ass motherfuckers. Kazku: claim down Hidan before I cut off you head and have Deidara blow it up. Pein: everyone be quiet so they can tell us the girls names. Hidan: this bitch sitting next to me is Tenten. Sasori: this thing is Ino. Itachi: this is Sakura. Deidara: the hottest girl out of all of them is Sasori's cousin Temari yeah. Pein: nice to meet all of you girls and if the boys get to ruff you can go to Konan for help, and boys don't rape them to much. Sasori looking at Ino with lust in his eyes: sure leader don't rape them too much, I can do that. Hidan: I don't care I will rape as much as I want. Itachi: I am not using her for sex anyway. Deidara: I don't have to rape her she will have sex with voluntary anyway. Hidan: blonde how do you make them have sex with you with out forcing them? Sasori: he is nice to her and she likes him any way right Deidara. Deidara: that's right master Sasori hmm. Konan: o.k. girls the other members are Zetsu, Tobi, Kazku, you all ready know Kisame. They all ate the girls and the guys stayed down stairs.


Sasori: lets go to the mall to get you some more clothes. Hidan: how do we get there? Itachi: Sasori and Deidara have cars we have to ride with one of them. Hidan: all ride with Sasori o.k. Itachi: fine I wanted to ride with Deidara from the start. Sasori: that's mean Itachi. Deidara: lets go already un and girls sir in the back. When they got outside they saw to cars they were both red and black, the Mustang had a scorpion on the hood and the Ferrari had a dragon on the hood. Hidan: how did you two pay for this? Sasori: we got them after we did a mission in the land of snow. Hidan: you got them free? Deidara: I wish they were free we paid cash for these cars idiot un. They got in the cars and went to the mall


In the leaf village

How do you think the girls are doing today. Tsunade: I just hope they safe, Sakura said that Temari had it the best of all because Deidara has a crush on her. ring…ring hello. Tsunade how are you doing today? Tsunade: who is this? It Sakura Tsunade: Sakura how did you call me? Sakura: Deidara got Temari a cell phone and a lot of other things but she let me use the phone to call you. Tsunade: how are the girls? Temari: hey Tsunade how you doing? Tsunade: Temari were is Sakura? Temari: Itachi wanted her so she gave me the phone. Tsunade: Temari how does Deidara act around you? Temari: he acts like we are dating and is very nice to the other girls, and he said that they could come to him if Sasori or Hidan go far. Tsunade: do you like Deidara? Temari: yes he so sexy and you should see his abs and he has a deep voice, and he told me he loves me. Tsunade: Temari that could be a trick you know. Temari: yeah I know… I have to go Deidara wants me to get me some jewelry bye.

Tsunade: so they are o.k. for now, Shizune go tell the boys what I told you o.k. Shizune: yes lady Tsunade I will.

Next time. Sasuke finds the mall they are at and get the guys to come and see them.

A fight next chapter

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