When Seth was about sixteen, his parents had decided to go to a cabin out in the woods for Spring Break. The cabin was small so he had to share a room with his parents.

The trees were rustling in the wind, he heard some crickets, and the creaks of the cabin as it started to settle. The warmth and sounds were lulling Seth to sleep. He was falling asleep as he listened to his parents' conversation.

"I can only fall asleep on my left side," His mother, Sunny, said.

He heard his dad, River, reply, "That's weird. I can only fall on my right side."

Seth held up his hand, "It doesn't matter to me. I'm ambi-bed-sterous." He lowered his arm and was aware that he had said something that had caused his parents to laugh. He face-planted in the pillow and fell asleep.

A few days later after the cabin incident, Seth walked into the kitchen to get something to drink. He noticed that his dad had put some chicken nuggets and tator-tots on a baking sheet to put in the oven. He wasn't sure why his dad was putting the chicken nuggets and tator-tots in the oven, but he decided not to question his dad's choices, even if they were weird.

"There aren't that many nuggets there," Seth said. "Do we have more chicken nuggets?" He couldn't believe that he was going along with his dad's choices. He considered the fact that he was conceived in an alley behind a dumpster. He decided that he wouldn't question that.

"That's a big nugget-ive," River replied.

Seth felt his eye twitch, "Get out." His dad's puns were literally causing him pain. Seth was aware that he made puns to, but he hoped his weren't as bad as his dad.

"Stop being such a pun-k," River said laughing.

Seth actually felt his chest hurt at his dad's puns. "Dad, please stop. It hurts."

Seth's older cousin, Jennifer, was visiting them. Jennifer had gotten, in Seth's opinion, a tacky tattoo on her arm. The tattoo was a leopard print with claws in it. Seth cringed when he saw the tattoo and looked away.

"What is that?" River shouted, sounding scared.

Seth looked over at his dad to see that he was pointing at the tattoo. Jennifer looked confused, "A tattoo?"

"Oh," River replied, sounding relieved. "I just thought you had leopard-sy."

"Dad, please. You're killing me," Seth replied. He face-palmed and he heard his mother and Jennifer sigh in annoyance.

"Well, don't die Seth. It'll be too damn expensive," Sunny replied.

Seth wasn't sure if he should accept that answer or not. "I'd rather be stuffed and mounted on the wall."

His family looked at him.

"Like that deer head in the cabin?" River asked.

"There was a deer head in the cabin?" Seth asked, stunned. He never noticed.

Jennifer and her sister, Megan, were in the backseat of the car one winter. They were arguing because Megan had rolled down the window and Jennifer apparently gotten cold. Seth was in the passenger seat while his dad drove. Snow started to fall and Seth actually felt the temperature drop a bit.

"Roll up the window! I'm getting cold," Jennifer shouted at Meagan.

"Roll down the window?" Megan mocked and rolled down the window some more.

Seth actually shivered and tried not to show it.

"Roll up the goddamn window!" Jennifer shouted and Megan looked at her sister.

"Down you say?" Megan asked and rolled the window all the way down.

Seth nearly groaned in annoyance and rubbed his arms.

"Roll up the fucking window!" Jennifer shouted and Seth face-palmed. River was looking annoyed and Seth rolled his eyes.

"What?" Megan shouted back. "I think I'm going deaf!"

"Shut up!" Seth shouted at them. "Guys chill!" He was aware that was a pun. "Never mind. Ignore that. That was a bad pun."

River nodded, "Yeah. That was bad. We don't need to get any colder."

Seth laughed. He was now aware where he got it from, "And I can't say 'cool it' either. How about 'bring it down a few notches?' Wait, that's still about the temperature." They were tired and they laughed. "Here. Let me cool us down." He moved to the window.

"No! Don't!" Jennifer shouted and Seth didn't roll it down.

"Keep that up, I think you're a flake," River said to Jennifer.

"Seriously, enough," Megan replied.

"Yeah, we don't need to drift away from the topic," River replied.

Seth groaned, not believing that he caused this.

Sometimes, when Seth gets a day-off, he likes to spend time watching TV with his mom. They had binge watched the entire show of Psych. There was a episode of Psych that included the Miz, which really confused the hell out of him.

They were currently watching Dexter. Dean seemed to be bored and was texting him.

Hey. :P

Seth wasn't in the mood to deal with Dean at the moment. He replied with:

*Cuts tongue off*

WTF!

That's what you get for sticking your tongue out at people.

Or you can try not to cut out people's tongues like a psychopath!

Sorry.

Dean didn't reply to him, he was probably mad, hanging out with Blake or doing something else.

A few minutes later, Roman had sent him a text message.

Should I be concerned that you cut out Dean's tongue?

No.

OK.

Seth wondered why they always seem to go to Roman when they had problems with each other.

Later, there was a scene where the killer amputated his victim's leg and left it in a public place.

Before Seth could stop himself, he said, "Let he who is without shin throw the first bone."

His mom slapped him and Seth was surprised. He had to tell someone.

My mom just slapped me.

That's what you get for making bad puns.

How do you know I made a pun?

I want to slap you when you make a bad pun.

-.-

Ha!

Seth wasn't sure, but he decided to tell Roman that his mother slapped him.

My mom just slapped me.

You made a bad pun.

What?

I want to slap you when you make bad puns.

You sound like Dean.

That's creepy.

Seth wasn't sure if he should be glad that his friends were rubbing off of each other or not.

A/N: I was trying to write Roman's chapter, which was actually hard to do. I decided to write Seth's chapter first and found it easier to write, but it was short. So I added a bunch of added descriptions in anyway.

Damn you, Roman. Why did it have to be hard to write your chapter?