A/N: I know they're not a family, but I wrote just because I wanted to.
Once she stepped out of the hotel, Becky had learned the car had a flat tire. It made a whole hell lot of sense when they heard that thumping sound the night before when they drove back.
Since it was in the late afternoon, it was a bonus. It kind of depended on when the tow truck will get there and how long it will take to get the tire fixed. Paige and Charlotte were discussing what to do, since they had a show that night and they couldn't afford to be late.
Becky, already thinking ahead, had updated some of the Superstars, Divas, Triple H, Stephanie, and even Vince McMahon on the flat tire. However, she decided to use poem format.
"A large metal rod has been found,
In between my car's wheel and the ground.
Though the car's not at fault,
The dramatic result,
Is the tire is no longer quite round."
"No Paige. It's highly weird asking Dean if you can adopt his cousin, Blake. Even if the kid does look like you," Charlotte said. Becky had tuned in on that last part.
"If you two can write about Roman adopting Blake as a son, then I can talk about adopting Blake. I know he would enjoy being a part of my family," Paige said. "Right Becky?"
Becky really wanted to stay out of their arguments, but somehow she always finds herself being dragged into them. "I'm sure he won't." Paige glared at her.
Dean stared at the email that Becky sent him. He was confused on why it was in poem format and why she felt the need to update him on the flat tire. So, he decided to reach into his artistic side and respond in the most appropriate way, in haiku format.
"When road debris strikes,
There is but one thing to do:
Curse the parking lot."
"Damn you parking lot!" Becky shouted as she flipped off the asphalt near the flattened tire. She straightened up and looked back at the other two women.
"Why are you damning the ground?" Charlotte asked.
Paige had her head tilted to the left side. "Why did you flip off the parking lot while damning the ground?"
"Dean told me too," Becky said. "Well, he didn't tell me to flip off the parking lot."
"The guy is a 'lunatic,'" Paige said. "That is why I should adopt his cousin."
"A kid that's suicidal." Charlotte said, "Poor kid."
Becky nodded, "Yeah. Imagine moving a…I'm guessing he's emotionally fragile...an emotionally fragile, suicidal fifteen year old to another part of the country."
"He'll be fine," Paige said. "He put up with Dean for fifteen years."
"Dean's not a lunatic," Becky said. "He acts like a guy that's trying to act crazy. A guy who was no grasp of what crazy is. Would Vince or Triple H really hire a crazy man?"
She had another email, but this was from Stephanie.
"I feel for you and I believe you're wronged,
And blame your car for wheels are not its strength.
I would go on in this same vein at length,
But on my desk my daily tasks are thronged."
"Becky! Do you think my family will be able to handle a suicidal fifteen year old?" Paige demanded.
"Is that kid being suicidal his only trait?" Becky asked, looking at them.
"I don't think so," Paige replied. "Dean won't let me meet him, in fear that I will kidnap Blake."
"I can see you doing that," Charlotte said.
Paige stared at her and looked at Becky, "Do you hear this woman?"
"Yes," Becky replied. "It is illegal to kidnap people, Paige."
She had another email, but this time it was from Brie Bella.
"Blame not the victim of dread circumstance,
Are you at fault should something prick your toe?
The tire is deflated enough by chance,
Puff it to round and watch Becky's best car go!"
"Seriously Becky, you should meet Blake. He seems so nice," Paige said.
"I meet him in my stories. He's Roman's adopted son because Dean adopted him from his aunt." Becky replied, not looking up.
"You can't just make up a real person's personality," Charlotte said.
"I didn't. Seth told me about Blake's personality," Becky replied. Seth was the only one that was a really credible source for her stories.
She heard stories from the other wrestlers, mostly from Randy. Randy had the opportunity to find out that Blake is Dean's cousin and Paige had the opportunity to find out that Blake is suicidal. Seth has the opportunity to actually know the kid and the Miz had the opportunity to find out which movies Blake watched. Dean…doesn't talk about him.
After about a week, it died out. There was nothing special about Blake; he was just a normal teenager. There were other teenagers out who are suicidal, attempted suicide, and successfully committed suicide. What made Blake special?
Paige, Charlotte and Becky had been waiting for ten minutes on the tow-truck to come by.
"This is surprising," Becky replied, looking at the latest email.
"What?" Charlotte asked.
"Vince actually replied," Becky said.
"The happy tire revolves the live-long day,
Never to give Becky cause for slightest care,
But meeting rod, is punctured; losing air,
Becomes a cause of grief and great delay.
And now the tire that once was round and gay,
Is flat and Becky must seek for quick repair.
She takes her car a new direction where,
She finds relief but fears the price to pay.
For tires purchased must installed be,
And lo the seller will total cost:
Not just for tire but all the special care,
To balance, mount plus tax, recycling fee…
Gives cause to ponder all that has been lost,
Not seeing rod in road and driving there.
"Vince will not be outdone, so he sent you a sonnet," Paige replied.
"I know," Becky replied, sounding excited. "This is outstanding."
"Almost as outstanding as your hair," Charlotte said.
"Almost as outstanding as Brie actually replying to your email in poetry form," Paige replied.
Becky shrugged, "I like to think that she's nicer without her sister around."
The tow truck finally showed up.
Becky had sent out one last email to Dean, Stephanie, Brie, and Vince. She had saved the emails and sent it out to her friends and family. They got a kick out of it and some of her friends expressed jealousy about not working at a place like she did.
"I pity my friends who have 'normal' jobs with 'normal' people."
A/N: I got the idea from the Not Always Related website. Meet the Acceptance, Awesome, Cannibal, Jedi, Pun, and Sarcasm Family.
I got the verse from the Not Always Working website. I'm horrible at poetry, so I copied and pasted the poems. Its from the post There Are Verse Places to Work.