Disclaimer: The Harry Potter series does not belong to me.

A/N: STILL SOOOOOOOOO BORRRREDDDDDDDD!

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Voldemort's Christmas List:

1) For Potter to die

2) Immortality

3) A hot body

4) For people to stop calling me 'Lord Moly Butt'

5) Eggnog

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A/N: What does eggnog taste like? I've never tried it. What exactly is it?

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