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"Grumble, that fucking bastard!! I'll show him! I'll get so much money on my business that he'll have to admit that I'm fucking great!" Hidan swore in his head. "Hey, pansy shit-head" Hidan turned around to see Kakuzu standing against the door and smirking. "Let's make a deal," Kakuzu kept talking while he was approaching Hidan, who still sat on the bed and looked like he would kill Kakuzu for the ridiculous nickname. "If you'll earn at least 10 million yen in a year, then I'll stop being so shitty to you. But if you'll fail, then…" an evil grin crept on Kakuzu's face "then what?" Hidan asked annoyed, he knew that the grin on Kakuzu's face couldn't tell anything good. "Then, you'll have to wear that French maid costume, that I gave you for New Year's eve, for a month and be only in our room" Kakuzu chuckled. Hidan punched Kakuzu in the face "you have a fucking deal." (A/N: don't ask me, it's a manner how Hidan makes deals. Yes, he punches people in the face… No, we never made a deal)

At the meeting
"So, Hidan, you want to start a restaurant, right? Do you even have a place where to start the business?" The leader asked.
Hidan blushed deep red, because he thought that no one would accept that he wanted to have a restaurant, he didn't search for a place. Kakuzu sniffled "the blush says it all, now I really can't wait for this year to end." (A/N: Girls only, I thought If I'd bring some shounen ai in this story, then it would be more exciting!)
"I haven't thought of it yet, but I know that just outside the country of stone there's a house where no one lives and there pass at least 80 people a day" Hidan smirked while his blush got away with the speed of light (A/N: I specially for you studied my physics, speed of light: 2 990 793 km/sec)
Kakuzu growled "No way I'm gonna let this pansy shit-head win!" he thought in his head. "And are you sure that the people passing by will come to your resto? I mean, the name will scare them away, and, oh, one more thing, we are missing nin's, how will you fix that?" hah, beat that, Kakuzu thought, he could already smell the scent of victory. (A/N: well, would you look at this, my name resembles at victory :D)
"I have that already under control, no one particularly knows me, so if I'll be without the head-protector, no one will recognize me" Hidan smirked at his great plan.
"And the name, un?" Deidara (fan girlish squeals and screams come out of nowhere) asked, preferring staying on Kakuzu's side.
"… I don't think they'll ever think about the name" Hidan growled while making an I‑am‑an‑angry‑Naruto‑face.
"You're stupid to think that no one will see the 'shi' part of your restoraunt. Have you forgotten your Japanese, or something?! Shi means death in Japanese! No one will want to eat in a place like that!" Konan yelled at Hidan to hit some sanity in him. (A/N: won't work Konan, I tried that already a long time ago)
"geez, they will be too hungry to look at the name" Hidan scowled. "And I don't care! I know they'll eat there and they'll like it! And I'll win Kakuzu's bet!" with that he stormed out of the meeting room searching for a random rodent (human) to sacrifice.

Phew , too tired, stay tuned for next chapter! Reviews= welcomed