Disclaimer: I obviously don't own FMA.................or a car.
A/N: Thank you to Plumalchemyst, XoXoXKaylaIsRawrXoXoX, and Dontmezwitme for reviewing!
And no, there will be no yaoi, but a little bit of um.....unstraightness in this Chappy, but just for a humorous effect, and its not really noticeable. You'll understand if you read. Oh, and my new user name is Kendai-chan.
And............I think that's it. So, on with the story! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRIEDSHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next up! Trisha and Hohenheim!
Hohenheim walked along happily, holding flowers in his hand as he walked to the apartment that his love, Dante, and he shared.
"Dante, love, I'm ho-OH MY F****** GAWD!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON????????" he screamed, as he saw Dante in bed........with another woman.
"Oh, hello love. Care to join me for a threesome?"
Hohenheim stood there speechless, and then he left, never to return again.
So in the end, Hohenheim didn't cheat(first)it was Dante.
And so, the rest of our story picks up 400 years later-when Hohenheim first met Trisha..........
It all started in a grocery store.
Hohenheim was strolling down an aisle, when he saw the woman of his dreams, looking at a banana.
He walked up to her, and was about to praise her for her good looks, when he remembered Dante, so instead he asked Trisha this:
"Are you bisexual?"
"WHAT THE FREAK??????????" Trisha whipped around, to come face to face with a-
"HOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, then whacked him with a banana" TAKE THIS YOU MOLESTING STREET THUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
One hour later...............
Hohenheim hobbled out of the store, sore all over.
Man, she's got a temper........but she's so beautiful, and I've fallen in love with her....I'll just have to woo her, and avoid that question............,Hohenheim was confident of this, and the next day he found her.
"Hello Trisha, I-"
"Your that hobo from yesterday." she narrowed her eyes at him.
"Well, err, I'm not a hobo-"
"LIES,ALL HORRIBLE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
Then Trisha grabbed his arm, and flung him over her head, and repeated this process, all while saying:
"..HOBOHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"she screamed, and kept beating him up(which is saying something since he's so fricking' tall! Gawd, he's like a fricking' giant!).
Finally, Trisha stopped, panting and out of breath, then she pulled out a tuna. Yes, she pulled out a live tuna fish...from her purse.
And then beat Hohenheim with it.
"And then, we looked in each other's and-"
"HOHENHEIM ELRIC!!!YOU ARE NOT TELLING OUR SONS THOSE LIES ABOUT WHEN WE FIRST MET,ARE YOU???????????" Trisha came in, mad as hell
"Oooo!!! Daddy's in trouble!!!" a four year-old Ed giggled
"Um, honey! Hehe.......um, no of course no-"
"Ed, was your father lying again?" Trisha asked her son
"Yep!" Ed grinned evilly
"Edward! You know I'm not lying-"
"Mommy told me what really happened. And you do dress kinda like a hobo. And ya smell like one too."
"HOW COULD MY ONLY CHILD-"
"Ahem." Al pouted in the corner, then threw a Telatuby at Hohenheim, which stunned him, then Trisha tied him up.
"Wh-where am I?" Hohenheim blinked, then realized that he was blindfolded
"What's going on?!" he then realized that he was tied up, and hanging upside down by his ankles.
He wondered what was happening, when all of a sudden, he was hit with a-
"Good one Mom!" Ed cheered as his mother hit Hohenheim, who was their "piñata".
Trisha took off the blindfold, then took off her husband's
She smiled sweetly at him" Having fun honey? Oh, and Ed's next."
Hohenheim's eyes widened as Ed grinned evilly, and grabbed a tuna..............
Hal: Good thing Hohenheim's immortal-
Dae: *whispers*
What?! He's not?! Oh well........this is just a story after all............in which he suffers greatly!