Winry was doing a quick check-up on Ed's automail.

She got up, and walked to the other side of the room, to get a wrench(no, not to hit Ed with),but she tripped on something.

"Hey Winry, are you okay?" Edward asked, concerned

"Yeah......I should clean this place up." Winry muttered the last part, but none the less, Ed heard her and rolled his eyes.

Winry saw this, and threw her wrench at him

"OW!!!" he glared at her, and rubbed his head.

"That's what you get!"

"Whatever! Just get over here, and finish your check up!"

"I can't."

"Why?"

"I-I can't" she grunted, tugging at her leg

"Wha-"

"Damnit, I'm stuck!"

Havoc, Falman, Fuery, Breda, Riza, and Roy were walking past the room where Winry and Ed were, when they heard something.

"What was that?" Breda asked, looking at the door

"Damnit, I'm stuck!"

"What was that?"

"I don't know." Havoc stopped, and leaned against the door

"What? How can you be stuck?"

"I don't know-I just am!"

"The get un-stuck!"

"What the hell?! I can't do that! I already tried."

"Fine. I'll help you."

"..."

"Okay, now I'm gonna try an pull out okay?"

"Okay."

"One, two, three!"

"OW!!! Stop!!!"

"...Sorry, are you okay?"

"Yeah, it only hurts a little."

"Are you sure, we could-"

"No, I'll be fine. We just have to keep trying."

"Okay.......how did it get stuck in the first place?"

"....Um..............how would I know?"

"Okay, lets try again, and this time you'll have to actually do something."

"Shut up.".

By now, all of Team Mustang was listening, and Al, Lieutenant Ross, her partner, Hohenheim, Scar, Armstrong, Archer, Kimblee, and Envy.

"Are they......."Envy couldn't believe it

"N-no! Brother isn't like that!" Al trembled, unable to imagine his brother and Winry doing IT

"Damn, I have to give Fullmetal credit. Heh, who would ever suspect them doing that during a simple automail check-up." Roy smirked

"But their only children!" Ross gasped

"Well, it looks like I'll have to, err...assert my fatherly authority on my son."

"Okay, so we break the door down on three."

"One, two, thr-"

"God, its really stuck, isn't it?"

"Uh-huh. I already figured that out Ed." Winry said sarcastically, as Ed tried to get her leg out from under the bed.

"Oh, wait! Okay, I know how to-"

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!".

Suddenly a bunch of people spilled through the door way, and dragged Ed away from Winry

"What the hell is going on?!" Ed glared at everyone

"We know what you two were doing." Roy said

"Yes, Edward. Shame on you for doing such a thing!" Hohenheim scolded

"Brother, how could you?????????" Ed wailed

"WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Edward roared

"You know! You and Winry were having' sex!" Kimblee accused

"WHAT???????????????" both teens turned beet red

"What gave you that idea?!" Winry blushed

"Well, you were saying stuff like 'I'm stuck' and other stuff that just sounded-"

"Oh that? Well Winry got her leg stuck under the bed." Ed explained, and they all turned to Winry

"Oh." everyone said in unison, then felt quite stupid.

After they got Winry out, and after everyone left, Winry finished her check-up on Ed's automail.

"So, Ed-"

"Don't worry Winry, they'll never know." Ed smirked