Okay, the idea from this Chappy came from wallibe. I was reading his/her FanFic, and thought the idea was hilarious, so I couldn't help but use it in one of our bloopers.

Edward trying to block out his brother's nagging, but it did no good.

"Come on brother, its dad's birthday and you have to get him a pre-"

"NO!!!" the older Elric snapped

"Yes! I'm getting him-"

"Al, don't waste your money on that bastard! He's way to fricking' old to have a birthday anyway, should be in his grave." Ed growled

"But brother!"

"N-"suddenly Ed got an evil idea. He couldn't pass up a golden opportunity like this, could he? No

"Okay Al, I'll get him a gift."

"Brother?" Al saw the evil glint in his eyes, and new this could not end well.

The night of the party.........

The party was being held at Central HQ, since Hal and Dae thought a little setting change would be nice.

"Damn, Ed. You really got a good present for him." Hal giggled, as she glanced over at Hohenheim, who was chatting with Roy and Riza

"God, this is gonna be hilarious. Too bad Trisha wasn't here though. Hey, speaking of Trish, where is she anyway?" Dae asked as she looked around

"She stayed at home, saying that he was too old for birthdays." Ed said as he glanced at his father

"Well, she's right." Hal nodded as she took a sip of her Pepsi

"So.......then why'd she send him a present?" Dae asked, looking over at the huge pile of presents, one with Trisha's name on it(you could tell it was from her......because it had her name all over it in big bold red words)

"Oh........well, she got him a special present." Ed smirked.

Soon, it was time to open presents, and when Hohenheim got to Trisha's he looked at it carefully, then opened it.

It was a tuna. A LIVE tuna. The tuna jumped up, hit Hohenheim in the face, and flopped out the door.

Finally, Hohenheim got to the last present which was from our favorite golden-eyed blonde.

"Edward! I didn't think you'd come, much less buy me a present." Hohenheim smiled at his son, and Ed just growled, and muttered something.

Hohenheim smiled despite his son's embarrassment. Teenagers.

He opened the small box and found-

"Life Alert!?" Hohenheim looked shocked, then angry when everyone started laughing

"Edward!" Hohenheim saw Ed holding a video camera, recording the whole thing. Hohenheim twitched, and was about to transmutation some light, when one of the girls, Hal, yelled

"MAGICAUTHORESSPOWERSACTIVATE!!!"and, then a green beam of light picked them up.

Everyone looked at the sky, and saw a Special Edition Telatuby UFO picking up the trio, and they all screamed, and ran away, while Scar yelled something about cake.

"OMG, that's hilarious!" Trisha gasped as she watched the video of Hohenheim's birthday.

Ed smirked, and looked over at Dae and Hal, who were muttering something about "Youtube".

What odd girls.