AN: Leaving the original reasoning up so people understand some comments. Just wanted to give an update. Am taking some time off. Simple explanation is my 12 year old pekingese is being put down tomorrow due to health issues. He is my baby, so I am going to lose motivation to write. Therefore, instead of leaving with no notice, I wanted to let readers know. This is a double whammy for my family, Last month we put our pug down. The pug was the same age as the peke. So basically, within two months, we are losing two pretty awesome dogs. Sorry Dear Readers, but I'll be back soon.

To the commenter, Thank you for your comments. they really made my day. Here's a basket of hugs for you. I'm doing better, but I may never get over the loss.

Now on with the show.

At the charm school, Kurt and David stood behind the curtain listening to Puck and the Titans sing. Both men noticed that Puck was flirting with every girl in the room and rolled their eyes. David muttered under his breath, Shameless. Kurt nodded and whispered, "He's always like that. I make no excuses for him."

David grinned, "You're not as bad, except for Blaine."

Kurt blushed and smiled at his cousin. Under his breath, he muttered "Wish there was a way we could get outta here without them knowing."

He didn't think David heard, but he did. When the song was over, David whispered to Kurt "After our song, follow me. Kay?"

Kurt nodded.

Blaine and the Warblers walked up a slight hill. Blaine called, "Cooper! Melody!"

At the top of the hill, there was a small washing tub. Sitting in the tub, naked as the day he was born; was Cooper, using a brush to clean himself. Cooper heard them and saw them coming. "Wowsie! Blainey, Caught me in my birthday suit! Butt Naked!"

Santana rolled her eyes, "Like we haven't done this before, you shameless harlot!"

Cooper grinned at her, "Love you too, Tana."

She rolled her eyes at him.

Santana yelled, "Mel, We're home!"

Inside the house, Melody sat in an office chair, her black hair in a ponytail. She wore pants so tight, it makes Blaine shudder when he sees them. She also had a corset, which hid quite a bit but allowed her to have an ample cleavage. Her blue eyes roamed over her customer. "For you, Will, fifteen."

"Come on, Melody. Ten! This things hotter than a pistol." Will looked at her.

"Would you rather shop at Sears?" She raised an eyebrow. Will scrunched up his face in disgust. He relented, "Okay fifteen. Damn you, Mel. You're a right expensive woman!"

"I'm going to see you in Hell, Will." She grinned evilly at him. "Now Go on, scram!"

He smiled at her and went out the door. She heard Santana's scream and smiled. She grabbed her rifle and went out the door.

Two young boys came running and ran up to Santana. "Hi Mommy!"

She smiled and held out her arms, hugging her sons. One had dark hair and light tan skin. He is called Rascal. The other boy had skin similar to Santana's but his hair was blond. He was called Devon after his uncle. They were very much like the rest of their family, troublemakers. Rascal saw Nick and yelled, "Dad! Do the monster face!"

Nick smirked at his son and made a face, chasing after the boy. Devon looked around and saw Jeff. He ran into his arms and hugged him, "Hi Daddy."

Jeff smiled at his son.

(Yes, the boys have different fathers. This happened before Nick, Jeff and Santana realized they played for Team G and not Team S. Rascal is 6, Devon is 4 and a half.)

Brittany walked over and kissed Devon's forehead. He looked up at her and smiled, "Hi Ma."

Rascal and Nick came back. Devon hugged Nick. Rascal wrapped his arms around Brittany and looked at her, "Hi Ma."

Brittany smiled at the boys. Santana wrapped an arm around her girlfriend and her son.

Everyone was standing around talking when a gunshot went off. They all looked to see her shooting at gophers. "Goddamn gophers digging up my front yard!"

She looked around and saw everyone standing around. "What you teenagers standing around for? Warbler Point is open for business, let's celebrate!"

Melody smiled as she watched the Warblers stand around. "Come in, Come in!"

Cooper got out of the tub, making everyone groan and run into the house. Cooper looked around, and muttered, "What? You'd think they would be used to me by now!"