A.N.- I had a snow day today so no school meant time to watch House and write this! I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am, I absolutely love Wilson on the show. I love reviews, so why not tell me what you think?

Chapter 6- Consults

House

I was sitting in my office playing my guitar when Wilson came in. "I hate you," he said as he walked in with Elena wrapped around him and his right hand around her back.

"See Wilson, it's not fun without you."

"I hate you."

"Do you want me to have Chase take her to your office? Chase! You're being summoned," I called, "Go take Mrs. Wilson to Wilson's office." Wilson handed Elena over to Chase, "Stay with her until I'm done with Wilson. "

"What about that MRI you requested me to do?"

"Cameron can do it. Or, if you don't want her straining her lovely pregnant body, get Foreman to do it."

"What if she wakes up?" Chase asked as he took her from Wilson, "You want me to give more Diazepam?"

"Mix it in hot tea and she should drink it," Wilson said.

"And she's okay with this? Does she think it's hot?" I asked. "Damn Wilson. I need to take relationship advice from you. Maybe I'll try that on Cuddy."

"I'm leaving now," Chase said.

"Wait, let Wilson give her a kiss," I said and Wilson glared at me and placed a kiss on Elena's forehead, "Now go."

"What do you want?" Wilson asked once Chase was gone.

"I was lonely so I lied to get you to come hang out with me. General Hospital starts in five minutes," I said as I popped a Vicodin.

"Damn it House," he said and I shrugged. "CHASE! On second thought bring Elena back!" Chase apparently had heard me so he came back and handed Elena back to Wilson who took her and wrapped her legs and arms around him so he could hold her up.

"I barely got down the hall," Chase said, "what happened?"

"House called me here just because he was bored," Wilson said, "and because he likes to torment me."

"No, I like hanging out with Wilson and his sleeping fiancée," I said taking Elena's left hand and showing Chase the simple silver ring with two small diamonds embedded in it.

"Nice ring," Chase said as I let Elena's hand drop back.

"House can't get enough of me," I turned my head to see Elena's eyes open. "Because I can stoop to his level of sass."

"More tea?" I held up my coffee mug and Wilson put her down. "Chase, go run that MRI." Chase left and Elena paced my office, her heels clicking on the floor. She straightened her gold dress.

"I'm good, thanks."

"Damn, I kind of liked you asleep."

"Ha-ha, you're so funny House," Elena sat in one of the chairs in front of the white board in my office.

"What do you even do all day when you're not here hogging Wilson?" I asked Elena. A thing I actually liked about her was how witty she was. She wasn't at all the weak damsels that were usually attracted to Wilson and I think I actually respected that.

She laughed, "I'd say you hog Wilson from me. And he brought me here today.. Anyway, I'm a journalist. I write for a fashion magazine."

"How's my outfit?" I asked.