Author is taking reader's request to heart, and has had a conversation with Narrator. Therefore, from here out.. if author faints, it's warbler time.. If narrator gets huffy, it's titan time.. Does that work for our beloved reader? Author smiles at Dish. Let me know if this works..
Songs here are Teenage Prayer by Rebecca Sweet and Piddly-Patter by Nappy Brown.
Now on with the show...
Narrator sits on a piano, watching the show, muttering Why did I get stuck with the Titans. Kurt and David stood on the stage, microphones in front of them. Both had smiles on their faces. They were doing a two step. Then they started singing...
My friends all know it.
How I adore him.
I whisper to angels
What I'd do for him.
Kurt kept his eyes on Puck, who kept blowing him kisses and looked dreamy eyed at him.
He is the answer
To a Teenage prayer.
David had his eyes on the back of the room, imagining Wes there and started singing by himself...
He won't go steady
The crowd has told me.
Kurt took over
But I keep waiting
To have him hold me.
(Both)
Why won't you listen
To a teenage prayer.
Kurt started the next verse, and Puck was imagining Kurt in a bridal tuxedo.
I wait by the window at 7:00
And Chill when my thrill passes by
(K&D)
His kiss could send me to heaven
Into his arms I would fly.
In Kurt's mind, all the titans look like Blaine.
Author faints.
Blaine stood in the parking lot, singing quietly with Wes next to him.
My heart goes piddly-patter, patter
piddly patter, patter
Every time I look at you
and don't I know that what's the matter
what's the matter..
Blaine looked at Wes, who muttered under his breath David will be here. Blaine smiled at his cousin and nodded.
Narrator rolled his eyes again, muttering.
Kurt and David looked at each other and smirked..
My girlfriend Betty tells me
He's Lazy
But I know Betty
Loves him like Crazy.
He is the answer
To a Teenage prayer
Yes, He is the answer...
They are cut off by a very loud siren. David grabs Kurt's hand and then run backstage. Everyone else in the room ducks under the table they are sitting at. Nobody saw them leave in a black Roadmaster. (Yes, it's a car in the 50's.. the author checked)
Kurt and David were thanking their lucky stars that the siren hid the sound of the car as they drove away from the charm school.
Inside, Burt told everyone not to worry, it was just the nuclear warning siren. He kept talking even as he hid under a table.
After they got an all clear siren, everyone got out of their hiding places. Puck looked around and saw Kurt was missing. He searched the whole school but couldn't find him. Nobody knew where Kurt had gone and Puck went to tell Burt. Burt looked around and muttered, "Great, my son and nephew missing."
Puck looked at Burt, "David's not here either?"
Burt shook his head. He then walked over to talk to some of the parents. Puck snapped his fingers and the Titans ran over to surround him. "Kurt's missing. I have an idea of where he may be."
They all raised eyebrows at him. He said one word, "Warblers."