AN:Two in one day, Fae.. Wow you must be feeling really guilty...

Before we continue, a little back story...

Kurt's mother, Lizzie was called the Black Widow. Before she met Burt, she used to kill men for fun. Then she met Burt, fell in love and married him. They had Kurt a few years later, then she went back to her fun times. One of these men was an undercover cop, so she got caught. She was sentenced to the electric chair when Kurt was five years old. She died a week later. Burt and Kurt were both saddened, but neither blamed her.

Burt had done a lot of bad in his youth, but hid it real well. So he gave his wife a lot of leeway.

David's mother was interesting. Trixie may have been Burt's sister, but she was also a bit of a tease. She was killed a week before David's sixth birthday by lightning. She did not know who David's father was, so when David was born they lived with Burt and Lizzie. She would leave him and go off teasing men. Her motto was "It's about the teasing, not the pleasing."

After the two women died, Burt sat the boys down and they had a long discussion. It was decided that for their own safety, everyone would put on a fake persona in public of being upstanding citizens. But at home, they indulged in their true natures.

For each of them, it was different. Kurt had his leather, his Baby, and his Dad. David had leather, his family and his Indian motorcycle. For Burt, it was politics and his boys. So when Burt ran for congressman, his family was in full support.

Then David started coming home with bruises on his neck. One night, after a rather large bruise showed up, Kurt sat his cousin down and asked what was going on. When he found out David was dating Wes, Kurt was enthusiastic. David asked why, and Kurt quietly confessed his crush on Wes' cousin Blaine. David kept that secret.

When Kurt was six years old, his father introduced him to Tina and Mike. Both had fathers in jail, although their mothers claimed they were in a sanitarium. So Tina and Mike became real good friends of Kurt, and like him, they hid their connections by acting the part of upstanding citizens. But in the privacy of the Hummel home, everyone let their inner bad persona out. It was in that home that they all became part of the Hummel family.

Now, you may understand why Burt acts the way he does in public. Kurt and David have a little more leeway because Burt said he liked Kurt's occasional burst of attitude. It kept Burt grounded, to know his son wasn't the good boy he had to act like.

Now, Blaine and Wes had a slightly different family life. Just a FYI, Wes and Blaine are the same age, Santana is a year older.

When Blaine was four years old and Santana five, their father was caught leaving after planting a bomb at the Zoo. It came out to the public that John Anderson was the Alphabet Bomber. But nobody could save the animals before the zoo bomb went off. John was sent to prison, and sentenced to the electric chair.

Mimi Anderson was also sentenced with her husband, because they thought she aided him even though she was the least intelligent person in the family. At the trial, Cooper had yelled "Mom can't even read or write. What makes you think she could even help Dad?"

It didn't help, so Mimi got the chair as well. Cooper was 19 at the time, so he got custody of his siblings. He met Melody at the trail and that's how they came to Warbler Point. The judge had taken everything their parents owned.

Wes had a stranger upbringing. His mother had been part of a bombing in the next state over, and was caught with dynamite in her car when she attempted to return to Ohio. She had left Wes in Cooper's care. So Lola Montgomery was sentenced to death by, you guessed it, the chair. James Montgomery had been killed a month before Wes was born. He had been on a routine business trip to Romania at the time. His death spurred Lola's crime spree.

When Lola died 2 weeks before the fifth birthday of Wes, Cooper became Wes legal guardian since the Andersons were his only remaining family. Over the next twelve years, the Warblers would add kids who lost their parents or were shunned by their parents for their juvenile delinquency. So the Warbler gang kept growing.

But first rule of the Warblers, The leader must be an Anderson. Since Cooper wasn't the brightest bulb in the box and Santana was too harsh, Blaine got the role.

Author breaks up the back story to add to the regular story..

Hummel Home That Night.

Blaine and Kurt sat on a leather couch next to a fireplace, across from them on a similar couch sat Wes and David. At Kurt's feet sat Mike, with Tina leaning her back against his chest. Burt sat in the lone recliner. Kurt looked around.

"OK, we need to do something. From what I've seen, We've got the meekrat and the blonde after our Warblers."

Blaine and Wes nodded. Tina turned to look at Kurt in confusion. He answered, "Sebastian Smythe and Kitty Wilde."

Tina groaned loudly. The others nodded at her. Mike looked at Wes, "Why is Kitty after you?"

"She thinks I'm the bees knees, only dating David because it's expected and that I'm secretly straight as a board."

Tina raised an eyebrow, "You're about as straight as Puck is faithful."

Kurt laughed. Everyone else raised an eyebrow. Kurt smiled, "He's cheated on me with every girl or guy who gives him a wink."

Blaine looked at him, "You haven't done anything with him?"

Kurt shuddered, "I can't stand the meat head."

Burt looked at his son, "So why stay with him?"

"The image, Dad."

"How many dates have you two been on?"

"Four. But believe me, I knew he was cheating from the start."

"How?"

"Once saw him at the passion pit with Lauren. And believe me, the car was rocking like a paper shaker. This was the night after our first date."

Tina raised an eyebrow.

"Also saw him at Look out point with Karofsky a few times.. Now that was groatey."

Everyone stared at Kurt. Burt looked at his son,

"So you've caught him with others and you never said anything?"

Kurt looked around, "What? Not like I was giving him any. Besides, he's a fake out."

Blaine looked at him, "How so?"

"He ignored me the whole time and flirted with everyone else."

Wes groaned. David rolled his eyes. Mike snorted, "Sounds like Puck. He does something similar to his friends as well. It's like he thinks he can have better than what he's got."

Kurt nudged Mike's back, and they shared a smile.

Blaine had been quiet most of the night, but he had a plan forming in his mind. He looked around, "Guys, I have an idea."

They all crowded him in, and listened as he quietly told them his idea.

Kurt wasn't happy, but understood. David wasn't happy either.

AN: I'm sure Burt and Lizzie are a bit confusing. Burt knew of Lizzie's history so he didn't try to change her, thus letting her have her fun. Which is basically what I'm trying to say there.