A/N: Thank u to all my readers and reviewers and special thanks to angelus288 for helping me out so…THANK YOU!
Me: So Prowl, you get ur awesome revenge on those damn twins that u love so much and-
Prowl: I don't love them…-gives me a deathly glare-
Me: -You're still mad at me for that prank in the last chapter, aren't u?
Prowl: -growls and points blaster at Dragon- Hell yeah…
Me: -O.O- Oh yeah?! Well I have a…key…board…O.O……DAMMIT IT! -runs like a maniac-
Prowl: DragonSpiritX doesn't own any of us (trust me if she did we would be in way more hell then we are) but sadly she owns the plot. Now on with the story!…and on with me kicking Dragon's aft!
--Prowl walked quietly through the shadowy corridors of the Ark, not wanting to wake the Autobot residence. Being the second in command really does have its advantages…he knows where the slag to go when needed!
After tiptoeing a good ways away, he finally reached his destination…the twins room.
'Payback, boys!' he smirked, opening the door with a quiet hiss and slinking into it. He in between the two sleeping mechs, chuckling evilly all the while as he watched them sleep peacefully.
'Not for long…' he chuckled, taking a few tools and gadgets from his subspace and gently placing the on the twins oversized dresser.
"Leave me alone!" Prowl froze as he nearly dropped the electric screw driver he had in his hands. "That's my Energon goodie you cyber-monkey!" Sideswipe mumbled, still sleeping as he turned over on his side, his back to Prowl.
'Phew!' Prowl sighed as he continued to go over his devious little plan in his mind as he looked at his tools.
Suddenly, Prowl felt something wrap around his waist as he nearly shrieked if it wasn't for his self control. He looked down and saw Sunstreaker's arm as the yellow mech was still sleeping.
"C'mon, baby," he mumbled. "I won't bit…hard." he purred, unknowingly pulling Prowl to him.
'Augh!' Prowl groaned, trying to pry the yellow mech's hands off of him without waking him. 'Finally!' he thought, relieved that Sunny had finally let him go and had not yet waken.
'I'm started to think this isn't worth it…' Prowl sighed, shaking his head as he kept hearing Sides mumble about monkeys and Sunny about interfacing with who knows who.
'Ha! What am I thinking?! Of course it'll be all worth it!' Prowl smirked, grabbing the screw driver once more and holding it up to his face as it twinkled slightly through the light coming from the door. 'It'll definitely be worth it…'
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"Mmmm…" Sunny groaned, turning on his optics as he sat up on his berth, with strange difficulty.
"Ow, my aft hurts…" he heard his twin moan. He growled as he looked down at his brother who was wrapped up in blankets.
"What are you doing in my berth, Sides?!" Sunny yelled irritably.
"I'm not on your berth! This is mine so get off!" Sides spat back trying to push his yellow twin off but felt a strange ping of pain in his aft again. Sunny felt it too and growled.
"Why'd you pinch me?!"
"I didn't, you aft-hole! You pinched me!"
"No I didn't you-" Sunny cut himself off as he pulled them blanket off of them and looked down with wide optics. Sides followed Sunny's gaze as his optics widened as well.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" the twins yelled at the top of their vocalizers, rocking the whole Ark.
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"That sounded like Sunstreaker and Sideswipe." Optimus inquired, looking up from the reports Prowl handed to him.
"-Gasps- Do you think they're hurt?" Prowl asked in mock worry.
"Prowl…" Optimus warned, looking at his second in command with a stern look.
"Fine, fine…let's go check on them." Prowl sighed, smirking to himself as he anticipated his leader to do such.
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"Sunstreaker, Sideswipe…What…happened…?" Optimus asked in disbelief as he pushed through the crowd of hysterically laughing Autobots and stood in front of the twins. Their afts were screwed and welded together!
The twins faceplates heated, more then what they already were, when they saw the shocked look on their leader's face. They then turned to Prowl, who had just walked beside Optimus with a small, barely noticeable, smirk on his face.
"YOU!" the twins growled in unison, pointing at the officer. The wobbled over to him with great anger and un-comfort as they were mere inches away from the mech.
"Yes?" Prowl asked, his hands behind his back as he continued on with his calm demeanor.
"YOU DID THIS TO US, YOU SLAGGER!" they spat, lunging themselves at him but Prowl quickly moved out of the way causing the twins to fall n the ground on their sides; still stuck together.
The Autobots roared in laughter, most of them on the floor and coughing from the strain of their vocalizers. Prowl smirked as he bent down on one knee and grabbed the twin's chins in each of his hands.
"Don't think you can get away from the slag you do to me." he whispered, smirk widening. "Oh, no my friends. I'm what humans would call the 'shark'…and you are the little guppies in the ocean that are gonna be eaten."
"Y-you'll p-pay for this Prowl!" Sunstreaker breathed through gritted derma plates.
"Of course I will…" Prowl chuckled as he patted Sunny's cheek and stood up and walked away.
'I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him!' the twins chanted in their head as they were carried, once again, to the medbay by a laughing medic and engineer.
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Prowl: I kicked some serious aft in this!
Me: -rolls eyes- of course u did.
Prowl: -glares at Dragon- what's that suppose to mean?!
Me: Oh nothing…U know the drill, read and review please!