AN: Sorry so late. Had stuff going on and a lack of inspiration.. but I got it back. Should have a few more chapters up soon..
Kurt and David showed up at the local diner the next day all dressed in their 'good boy' clothes. They took a booth, and ordered food. Not ten minutes after it arrived, Puck and his friends came in. They saw Kurt and David sitting there, eating. Puck walked over, "Hey Kurtie. What's shaking?"
Kurt looked at David before facing Puck. "Not much, Noah."
Puck looked between the boys, "So, what happened to you two last night? You were so different than usual."
Kurt and David exchanged puzzled gazes. "What are you talking about, Noah? I was at home with David, practicing."
Puck and most of his friends gave Kurt a disbelieving look. "So you two never went to Warbler point?"
Kurt looked aghast, "Step foot in that evil place? Father would kill me!"
In the back of the group, Mike was hiding a smirk. David coughed to hide his laugh. Puck just shrugged and sat next to Kurt, "So when is our next date, Babe?"
"I don't know. Dad's been asking for our help so much this summer."
Finn looked at the two boys, "Such good congressman's sons you are."
Kurt and David just smiled at him. Kurt turned to David and gave him a look. The two seemed to have a silent conversation with their eyes. David looked at the clock, thankful they had finished most of their food. "We have to go meet Burt now, Kurt. Let's pay and jet."
Kurt nodded and turned to Puck, "I'm sorry, Noah. I have to go. May I leave the booth?"
Noah got out and let Kurt go. His friends sat in the booth and they all watched as Kurt and David paid and left.
Puck looked around, "Do Kurt and David have twin brothers we know nothing about? Because I am sure it was them last night."
Finn looked at him, "We don't know. You know how private Kurt is about his family."
Mike looked at his watch, "Oh no. I'm late to pick up Tina. Gotta jet."
Everyone nodded and said goodbye.
Puck and the rest sat there, wondering.
Mike got to Kurt's house and hid his car. He slipped in the back door, saw everyone and burst into laughter. Kurt looked at him, "Did it work?"
Mike nodded, still laughing. Once he got himself under control, he spoke. "They now think you two have secret twin brothers."
Burt roared with laughter. Everyone else chuckled. David looked at Kurt, "Wait til Blaine and Wes hear this."
Mike swore, "Get your asses into the real you, and get to Warbler point. I"m sure Puck will go there just to make sure he wasn't dreaming or something."
Kurt nodded. He and David left the room. Burt looked at Mike, "How do you know?"
"I pretend to be part of their group just so I look like a good guy, remember?"
Burt nodded. Kurt and David were back in minutes in their outfits. Mike smiled and nodded. They took off on David's motorcycle since Kurt's car was in the shop.
The two got to Warbler's point and headed for the house. When they got there, David made the motorcycle sound like it was ready to race. Wes peeked out and saw them. "Get in here!"
David hid his motorcycle and the two ran into the house. Inside was panic.
Kurt looked around, and walked over to Blaine. The two boys embraced.
Blaine spoke, "Word on the street is your 'boyfriend' is on his way. Apparently something went down."
Kurt and David grinned, "Let's just say this part of your plan worked perfectly."
Everyone roared with laughter at that. "He took it?" Wes asked.
David spoke up, "Now thinks we have secret twins."
More laughter greeted his words.
They hung around for an hour before the alarm bell went off.
Everyone ran down to the stage area and saw it burning.
Kurt saw Puck and most of his friends with torches. He growled, which made Puck look up. "Who the hell are you? Cuz I know you ain't Kurt."
David looked at him, "Are you really that much of a dipstick?"
Puck glared at him, "Well, then why are you hanging around these nosebleeds?"
David glared back, "At least I'm not fast or a shuck."
Kurt grinned at David, then looked at Puck. "For a boyfriend, you sure like being easy to everyone but the person you're dating."
Puck growled, "Well if he'd put out, I wouldn't."
Kurt slammed his fist into Puck's face, " Take your pussy wagon and these pansy waists, and go flog your log."
He turned his back on Puck and started walking away. Puck got up and ran after him.
The two ended up in a fistfight. Blaine ran to help but was stopped by Sebastian, "Warbler, we could be so good together!"
Blaine shoved Sebastian away and ran to Kurt.
David had followed Puck and was now trying to help Kurt.
Wes went to join in, but was stopped by Kitty. She tried to kiss him, but he pushed her away.
Minutes later the police came, and Every person who looked like a Warbler was arrested.
Including Kurt and David. All they could think was, "It wasn't even our fault!"