Got home from school and decided to write this. Hoped you enjoyed!
Chapter Three: What the heck Happened When I Was Gone?
I was walking home; just a couple feet away from my house in fact, and was hoping I can finish my homework and get whatever I need to do done so I can have my free time. That is...until well...this happened...
I walked unlocked the door with my keys and stepped in, shouted out the usual 'I'm home!' and proceeded to walk up the stairs.
"No answer? Probably in my room."
I put away my sneakers and headed for the room but almost tripped on something on the way past my bathroom.
"Whoa! Lucky I didn't break anything..." (Like bones for example :p)
As I said that, noises seemed to come from inside of the bathroom. It sounded like running water but I sworn I heard sobs or weeping but I disregarded it since I assumed someone humming.
I brought my attention down to see a book lying on the ground. Curiosity got the better of me and I picked up the book only for me to raise an eyebrow as I read the title aloud.
"What Is Life?..."
Just then, I hear a complete tantrum and crying emitted from the bathroom.
"What the heck?..." I said with both hands on my ears
I knocked on the door only to receive a "Leave me alone!" from someone inside.
I listened carefully to the voice and sobbing then I sighed, with a raised eyebrow I asked, "Blade is that you in there?..."
"NO!" replied the voice
*Sigh* "Definitely him, wonder what happened to him this time?..."
I turned the doorknob, to which it opened completely while I thought I will have to go get a key.
Anyways, the door opened to reveal Blade sitting in the bathtub, with one palm covering his eyes while the shower on top rained on him.
As I stood there watching, I felt a presence coming as the sound of footsteps were heard until Ribbon walked out the kitchen.
"Oh hey Moonlesz, you back." Ribbon greeted
Instead of replying, I just directed the conversation towards Blade as I asked, "What happened to him?..." with a pointed finger.
"I'm not sure, when I was going to the the kitchen to grab some snack earlier, he just ran out your room and headed straight for the bathroom." Ribbon shrugged
"So he's been in there for this whole time?"
Again, a shrug and she said, "I don't know."
"Alright then..."
I headed for my room, to which Ribbon followed me. Don't know why the Eeveelutions-morphs like to hang out in my room. I opened it to see the rest of the gang watching TV, which is unusual since they tend to be on my laptop.
"Unusual to see that none of you are using the laptop today." I said with a smile.
At the mention of computer, everyone except for Ribbon's ears and fur, nearly stood on ends.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing!" They all replied at the same time
I looked over at Ribbon and she shook her head, which I shrugged and asked, "Anyways, I'm gonna have to use the laptop for homework."
"Wait!" Thunder said
"What? It's my laptop."
"Well..." Ember said nervously before staring at the others.
"Well?..."
"We were in the middle of gaming." Moonless answered calmly, although he seemed to shudder a little.
"Sorry guys but I need to use the laptop for now, I'll let you guys use it later k?"
"But!" Fiona said
"Speaking of which, where is it?..."
I looked to see that everyone, except for Ribbon, was sitting awfully close to each other. Like they were trying to hide something.
"What are you guys doing?"
"Uh nothing." They answered
I scratched the back of my head and turned to look around.
"Where is it?"
There was silence in the room after that question.
"Seriously, where is it?"
"I think it was last seen in the kitchen?..." Ember said
"What is it doing in the kitchen?..."
"Um..." Moonless said but Solaire cut him off. "We were trying to cook." Solaire answered with Moonless nodding
"Then I better not see a mess."
They all gulped as I turned around but the noises of plastic clashing on the ground grabbed my attention.
I turned around to see my mouse on the ground, along to see the gang giving off poker faces. Besides my mouse, it seems like something slid out near the edge of the bed.
I widened my eyes and dashed forward, to which everyone yelped and leaped off the bed, revealing a laptop...or was once a laptop of some sort.
The screen was cracked and it was barely split into two from the keyboard. The keyboard seemed to be missing a chunk of keys going diagonally from f8 to control and f11 to the arrow keys. What I find the most disturbing is the fact that when I lifted my laptop, hard wares seemed to be dangling off of it.
"Holy ****, what the hell did you guys do!?"
They all had their heads shaking in a manner of 'I didn't do it' while Moonless was holding up a crushed hardware.
"My hard drive!"
"Wha-" Moonless said, looking at the hardware before quickly releasing it.
The hardware fell and shattered to pieced upon colliding with the ground.
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
"Care to explain?..." I said while holding up my beat up laptop.
"Well..." Ember said
"Promise you will leave us out of this?..." Fiona pleaded
"Well tell me the truth and then we'll negoiate."
"Okay..." Solaire said
"Go on, I'm listening."
"Well this happened like a hour ago..." Moonless said
/*Flash Back...*/ /*One Hour Ago...*/
Blade had just gotten his turn to be using the laptop and he logged into his Steam account before launching Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
"Is there any other games that you play beside that? I know you're the 'gamer' of the house but seriously?" Moonless said
"Well, the road to Global Elite is crucial man." Blade said cracking his knuckles
"Doesn't mean you couldn't play others..." Moonless said
"Shaddap." Blade said as the screen loaded to show off the home screen and his profile reading 'Solar Blade' with 3 gold medals and 2 silver medals, along with the Skill Group reading Legendary Eagle Master.
"I know you're a gamer but wow...in the matter of two weeks you are LEM!" Moonless exclaimed
"Damn..." Thunder agreed
"I feel good for today's match. I might even help you guys on your accounts after I finish." Blade said as he loads a Competitive match of the map de_dust 2 or just plain Dust II.
"T-side for first half? Great!" Blade said
/*After Warm up...*/ (Too lazy to write the waiting time during warm up :P)
"Alright boys, good luck have fun!" Blade said through the microphone
"Good luck!" replied a voice, meanwhile the chat filled up with 'GLHFs'.
Everyone gets teleported to the team's spawn as there was a 10 second countdown till the round starts.
"Microphone check?" Blade said
"Yep." T1 said (I'm using the T for the other players, since they are on Team Terrorist, I'm using T. Again, I do not own Counter Strike, Valve does!)
"Ah huh." T2 said
"Hi~" T3 said
"What's a microphone?" T4 said
"Great! I'm feeling this match!" Blade said, pumped to flow right though the match.
"Don't you always say that and it tends to backfire?..." Moonless said
"Shut up Moonless, I don't need your negativity...Plus, I'm in too good of the mood to be angry at you." Blade said but realizes he was using the microphone the whole time.
"Moonless? The Eevee-morph from the Fanfiction story 'The Wizard'?" T2 asked
"Wait seriously?!" T1 said
"Oh my god! HEY MOONLESS!" T4 said
"Can I get your autograph?!" T2 said
"Yeah! I want one too!" T1 said
"Oh wow..." Moonless said
"Look at you Moonless, all the fans out there are asking for you autograph~" Ember, Fiona and Solaire teased
"S-Shut up..." Moonless said blushing
"Alright enough with Moonless, who will likely not give you a signiture but don't worry! Solar Blade here's got you covered. You can have all the autographs you want!" Blade said through the mic
Silence filled the chat until someone broke it. "Umm...Who's Solar Blade?" T4 said
"No idea never even heard of him before." T2
"Is he a bad guy in 'The Wizard'?" T1 asked
Time seemed to slow down as Blade's happy expression turned to one of shocked and sadness. Those words jabbed at his heart but the one that shattered his heart was the words "Who's Solar Blade."
The words echoed through his mind as he whipped out a book from his pocket that says the title: "What Is Life?"
"Wow...That was cold..." Everyone said
Blade screamed as he left and abandoned the match, but that's not all. After abandoning, his Skill Group dropped from Legendary Eagle Master(LEM) to Legendary Eagle(LE). Blade snapped as he unplugged the mouse and charger before lifting the laptop and slamming it on the table. He then snapped the screen and threw it against the wall before running out of the room with his book.
"Oh my Arceus..." Fiona said
"I feel bad for Blade too" Ember said
"The laptop..." Fiona simply said as she lifted up the laptop
"What about it?" Moonless said
"If Moonlesz finds out...Then we are..." Fiona said
However before she could finish, images of what will happen is flashing in their mind as it was too much for them to handle as well as for me to write down. :P
"Okay here's the plan: whatever we do, we must make sure Moonlesz brings up the word 'laptop' as least as possible. Also try to remind him of it, got it?" Moonless said, earning a nod from everyone.
"Good..." Moonless said
/*Flash Back Ends...*/
"And that's what happened..." Moonless said
"So he ruined my laptop because of a game?..."
"Yeah, apparently..." Everyone said
"Well great...Looks like I'll have to find another way to do my homework...While Blade does his business in the bathroom."
"SHUT UP!" Blade shouted from the bathroom
"Don't know how he heard me but okay..." I blinked
"Looks like you going to need a new laptop as well..." Thunder said
"You don't say!" Everyone said simultaneously
"For now, try to stay out of more trouble since I'm going going to the library to do my homework."
I turned to leave but I stopped to look back and ask, "Oh yeah, is there any snacks in the kitchen?"
"Yep! There's cake we mad- Mmph!-" Thunder said but everyone covered his mouth
"Nope! There's nothing in the kitchen, there should be a sandwich in the living room though!" Moonless said
"Okay?..." I said before heading out the room the the living room.
Along the way, I slung my backpack onto my back as I entered the living room to find a peanut butter sandwich.
"Not the best but it will do."
I took a bite as I headed for the door but I face palmed on the inside.
"Man, I'm going to need something to drink..."
I headed for the kitchen but something else was awaiting me.
The kitchen was literally one word...A mess...I'm even thinking to myself...Is this my kitchen or did someone's room somehow got into my house?...
There was egg batter on the ground, cream hand-prints on the fridge and walls, paper towels stuck on the wall, loaf of bread on the ground and peanut butter spilled on top of the bread. Oh yeah, not to mention the soda and milk that was mixed on the ground...Heck, there was even paper plates of cream stuck everywhere in the kitchen. In the middle of the pile of mess seemed like a over baked cake, covered with cream.
However, I failed to notice that there was another plate of cream stuck on the ceiling on top of me and it was already too late when I realized.
I ended up getting cream pied as it fell flat on my face, along with it slowly sliding down my face, shirt before slumping down on the ground in a fall.
I cleared two spots on my face before opening my eyes and looking myself up and down.
"This is going to take forever to clean up..."
Yep...You heard me right, this WILL take forever to clean up...But I'm wondering, what did they do...and what the hell happened while I was gone?...
Thanks for reading, not much humor for this chapter I know but it took me three hours to write it. Now if you excuse me, I should really go do my homework now!