*Azure is shown walking into the same room as the first riff*
Azure: That TV better be off...
*Azure walks over to the large TV and checks it, making sure it's turned off*
Azure: Well, I hopefully don't have to worry about that. So why am I here?
*Blake walks in* *Both look at each other, freezing up before relaxing*
Blake: Well, as long as Ruby doesn't show up, we should be-
*Ruby bursts through the door, which slams shut behind her*
Blake: -fine.
Ruby: Sorry I'm late, I had to- *stops upon seeing Azure and Blake* Oh dang it. Not again.
*The TV flickers to life*
Yang: You bet again!
*The trio groan*
Azure: Yang, why?
Yang: 'Cuz it's fun!
Blake: This is the exact opposite of fun.
Yang: You'll learn to love it. Now come on, Ruby Discovers Futa Chapter 1 awaits!
*Buzz*
All: We've got a story sign!
"Tum-tum-ta-tum, carryin' a plate of Ruby's best cookies~"
Azure: You wanna try singin' that for us, Rubes?
Ruby: *clears throat* SCREEEAAAAHH!
Azure: Nice.
Ruby Rose sang as she carried a plate of freshly baked cookies down the hall to her team's common room.
Blake: When did our team take over the common room? And why?
Ruby: Yeah, taking over stuff is more Nora's thing.
Suddenly, a loud moan rang out from behind the closed door.
Blake: Oh boy.
Azure: And so it begins.
"Guys? Are you in trouble?" Ruby asked.
Ruby: I'm proud of story me!
Azure: You won't be for much longer.
No response.
Blake: Gee, I wonder why.
"Alright, I'm coming in!" Ruby declared, quickly swiping her scroll against the locking mechanism.
Azure: "Who needs privacy?!"
Upon barging in, cookies in hand, Ruby saw a sight that she couldn't understand.
Azure: 'ERROR 404. DOES NOT COMPUTE. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN. EXXPPPLLAAAAAAAAAAAIN'.
What Ruby saw was a sight too lewd for her own young eyes.
Blake: *Covers Ruby's young eyes*
Ruby: Hey!
Yang, Blake and Weiss were a singular mesh of bodies,
Azure: Oh God it's the human centipede!
Blake: Or something out of a nuclear fallout.
Blake rhythmically gyrating in Yang's lap while Weiss remained at Blake's groin, her head slowly bobbing up and down.
Blake and Ruby:...
Azure:... Kinky.
"Ahh..." Ruby said, unable to fully comprehend anything.
Ruby: Ahh...
Azure: *Waves hand in Ruby's face* C'mon Rubes, we're only twelve sentences in. Don't break on us yet.
"AH!" All three of the now startled girls said,
Azure: You heard her say she was coming in!
Blake quickly wrapping herself around Yang like a startled cat,
Azure and Ruby: *snickering*
Blake: I will murder you a thousand times.
while Weiss wrapped bedsheets around her body.
It now occurred to Ruby that her teammates were nude.
All: NO, REALLY?!
"WAAAAHAA! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt anything! I'm such a bad leader..."
Azure: *Hugs Ruby* It's not true...
Ruby: Um, Azure? You can let go now...
Blake: *snaps photo with scroll*
Ruby was unable to finish her sentence as Blake slid free from Yang with a loud "pop",
Azure: Nope, I got nothing. That's brilliant.
Blake: *Indignant sputtering*
silently landing on the floor in front of Ruby in her fully nude body.
Ruby: "Like what you see?"
Blake: RUBY ROSE!
Azure: Atta girl!
Attached to said body, as Ruby unfortunately noticed,
Azure: "Was her head. She'd have to make a cleaner cut next time."
was a...extra appendage of the male persuasion.
Azure: *cough*penis*cough*
Ruby stuttered. "And and a-and why do you have a male part?
Azure: *COUGH*PENIS*COUGH*
Girls don't get those. Unless they do..." She trailed off, confused by the possible combination of potential genetics.
Blake: The likely combination of probable genetics.
Azure: The redundant redundant of redundancy.
"Yang, Weiss, leave us." Blake uttered without looking back at them.
Azure: Why does Blake suddenly get first dibs?
Blake: *shrug* Because plot.
Yang quickly grabbed Weiss. "C'mon Snowpea, let's go make pea soup."
Ruby: BOOOOOO!
Weiss audibly sighed as Yang dragged her off the bed. "That wasn't even remotely funny."
All: Agreed.
Yang grinned in response. "Yeah, but you liked it."
Azure: The audience didn't.
The pair exited the room, clothed in towels and robes with their street clothes in hand as they made a break for the common bathrooms at the other end of the hall.
Azure: RUN, MAGGOTS!
Once they were alone, Blake sat on the bed, patting the space next to her as Ruby hesitantly sat down.
Blake: "So... You read any good books recently?"
"Ruby, I know you're nervous..." Blake started.
Ruby: And the understatement of the century award goes to...
"And confused and scared and wondering how in the world all of you have those and oh yeah, slightly freaking- MMPH?!"
Azure: Hush, my child.
Ruby: That was really creepy.
Azure: Eh. I'm just waiting for the lemon to start. That's when the real jokes come.
Ruby rushed, a mixture of confusion, and arousal playing around in her mind.
Blake: She also thought there was an unnecessary comma bouncing around in there.
Blake silenced Ruby as she kissed her on the lips.
Azure: Oh wow, fanfiction cliché number eight, 'Silenced with a kiss'!
Ruby: It's really rare to see one in the wild!
Blake: Grab your cameras!
Ruby blushed as Blake pulled away. "Uh...thanks. I think." She muttered, brushing her hair out of her face.
Ruby: *Brushes hair out of face*
Blake: *shrugs*
"Don't mention it." Blake flashed a toothy grin.
Azure: SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!
Ruby could see that the thing between Blake's legs was lengthening again.
Azure: Call. It. A. PENIS!
Blake: Euphemisms really annoy you, don't they?
It looked olive colored, with thin little barbs at the tip, which was itself a shade darker than the rest of her member.
Blake: Glad that that image is permanently imbedded into my brain.
Ruby: *Frantically shaking head* BAD IMAGE GO AWAY!
Azure: It's got barbs? Owww...
"So uh...it that..."
Azure: It that?
Blake: It that.
Ruby asked, in half awe, half disbelief that A, her team member had hid this thing for so long, and B, lived with a thingy attached to her.
Azure: *facepalms* If you're gonna use euphemisms, at least use some other than 'thingy'!
"Natural? I was born with it.
Azure: How?
Yang's is natural as well...
Azure: HOW?
Weiss' is...experimental." Blake answered.
Azure: WHAT?!
"Experimental?" Ruby questioned at mention of the word.
"She added Dust to it. It's like her weapon, and it creates a very bright light show. You can even see it through skin and clothes if it's bright enough."
All:...
Azure: PFFFHAHAHAHAHA!
Blake: *cringe*
Ruby: *giggles*
Blake replied, cringing at the last sentence, her cat ears folding flat.
Azure: Y'know, sometimes these authors get your characters wrong, and sometimes they get them very, very right.
Ruby pondered on the last words, until the visual image hit her.
Ruby: *gags*
Azure: Uh, Yang, did you give us a bucket or something?
Yang (From TV): Trash can's in the corner.
"Ewww...that's weird. And yet oddly Weiss, too."
Azure: You know what, she has a point.
Blake: *ponders, then nods*
Blake smiled. "I'm glad someone understands my point of view for once."
Ruby chuckled. "Well, as leader, I have to."
Azure: Why do I have a feeling that that phrase is going to be coming up a lot more often?
"Is it real?" Ruby asked,
Blake: "After a paragraph break."
touching the tip gently as she ran her fingers over the flesh.
Azure: *cringes* I don't like the word flesh in this context. Makes me think of zombies.
Blake shuddered. "Y-yes.." She hissed as Ruby's warm, soft, oh Faunus,
Blake: *violent hissing*
Azure: *Astonished laugh* What?
fingers played on her member. If it was possible to get harder than her previous state, Blake felt like she was on cloud nine.
Azure: Those two statements are unrelated.
'Maybe Yang was right. Perhaps this is meant to be a mating season. Let's test the waters.'
Ruby: LET'S NOT.
Azure: It's cute how you think the story cares about our feelings.
Blake innerly mused to herself, suppressing a moan as Ruby ran her hand down Blake's rod.
Azure: *twitch*
Blake: Euphemisms finally getting to you?
Azure: Shut up!
Ruby noticed Blake's contorted face. "Does it hurt?" She asked.
Ruby: I'm not dumb!
Azure: Story you is.
Blake relaxed herself. "No, it feels...soothing, actually."
Blake: Gee, I wonder why.
Azure: I feel like we'll be saying that a lot.
Ruby blushed, unsure of what to do. "So, uh...now what? I mean, we can't leave you like this...or can we? I don't know. Do you want a cookie? I baked them myself." She asked, changing the subject.
Azure: Sex? Naw, that's overrated. Cookies though, cookies are the shit.
Blake: Why do I feel like the author's about to ruin cookies for me?
Ruby: If he makes me hate my second favorite food, I will end him.
Blake grinned again, this time with a sultry touch as she cut her eyes at Ruby.
Azure: *throws up*
Blake: I didn't think you'd be the first to heave.
Azure: Eye injury really gets me.
"Cookie first, then you get completely undressed."
Ruby: As is the natural progression of things.
Ruby blushed. "But...but..." She stuttered. 'I've never had sex before. Do I know what I'm getting into?' Ruby thought to herself.
Azure: Well, obviously not. You're a virgin, and you're about to get plowed by every dick in the school, female or otherwise.
Blake put a finger to Ruby's lips as she took a cookie off of the plate. "Shh. Cookie."
Ruby: I'm fine if we just stick to cookies for now.
Azure: It's cute that you still have hope.
Ruby sighed. "Okay..." She remarked as she removed her outfit as Blake studied her body while eating her deliciously chocolatey filled cookie.
Azure: Damn, Blake really likes that cookie.
Blake: Why does it say I studied her body? Is it going to be on the test?
Ruby: "Alright, please label patch of freckles #15."
'I wonder if Ruby's still a virgin...' Blake inwardly contemplated.
Azure: Do you honestly think Yang would have let her been deflowered yet, story Blake?
Upon Ruby's removal of her undergarments, which she somehow got tangled in, Blake noticed the young girl's rather perky backside.
Ruby: *Blushes furiously*
Azure: If you're going where I think you're going...
'Hmm...decisions...' Blake struggled to think as she was torn between Ruby's cherry or her strawberry.
Azure: BLAKE. NO.
Blake: She's saying it as though she's deciding what flavor bagel she wants.
Blake quickly pulled Ruby into a hug, her member rubbing Ruby's damp sex
Azure: *twitch* *twitch*
as the pair fell back into bed, half a cookie still in Blake's mouth.
Blake: Y'know, with the way I was devouring it, you'd think there wouldn't be any left.
Ruby slowly turned around to find herself laying on top of Blake, staring back into the former White Fang member's
Blake: *twitch*
Azure: Still a sore subject?
Ruby: We're getting there.
eyes as the girl began to rub her member against Ruby's flower
Azure: You know what, it's not even worth it.
slowly, causing Ruby to whine in pleasure.
Ruby: *whines like a dog*
Azure: That was scary accurate.
"It's so warm and soft.., and or cat-like!" She moaned aloud, not realizing what she had said.
Azure: Well is it and cat-like, or or cat-like?
Blake: IT'S. NEITHER.
Ruby: The story says it is.
The rubbing ceased aburptidly.
Blake: I'm sorry, but what?
Ruby: I think the story had a seizure.
Ruby opened her eyes to see a unamused Blake glaring back at her with a piece of a cookie in her mouth.
Blake: Still focused on that cookie.
Azure: That cookie's our lifeline. As soon as it's gone, the smut begins.
Ruby happily bit on the other end, and the two of them ate the sweet desert until they were kissing, their lips a brown mess of chocolate and crumbs.
Azure: DAMMIT.
Ruby: Rest in Peace, cookie. I knew you well.
Blake: Speaking from experience, kissing someone with food in your mouth is a very uncomfortable experience.
The rubbing continued slowly as Blake sawed her entire length from her tip to her hips on Ruby's sex.
Azure: Alright, now we're getting serious.
Ruby: *Groans*
Shifting her hips upwards, Blake kissed Ruby deeper as the tip of her member went inside Ruby's opening, causing the younger's girl's eyes to fly wide open.
Azure: We have penetration! Repeat, we have penetration!
Blake: We're done now, right?
Azure: Not even close.
Hugging her closer, Blake gave a few short thrusts as her member hit something solid.
Ruby: "Captain, she's built a brick wall! We can't move past!"
'And that'd be her hymen.' Blake realized as Ruby cried into her shoulder from both pain and pleasure.
Ruby: *cringes*
Azure: Who's shoulder? The way that's worded, that could be either of theirs.
Blake: I'd assume mine, but you never know.
Pulling her hips back, Blake gave a single deep thrust as she hilted herself in Ruby, tearing through the girl's barrier as Ruby screamed aloud, Blake feeling the blood trickle past her member.
Both girls: *wince*
Azure: Okay, I don't know much about sex, but I'm pretty sure that would hurt like a bitch.
Ruby suddenly clenched around Blake,
Blake: "Snapping her dick off."
Azure: *wince* OW!
causing a heightened sense of pleasure for both parties as Ruby's orgasm set in, coming in rapid, steady, massaging, waves as Blake felt her own release nearing.
Azure: "Blake became a surfer."
Ruby: "She fell off a wave. 0/10."
Blake growled as she felt her orgasm boil within herself.
Blake: *wince* OW.
Azure: I'm pretty sure an orgasm isn't supposed to boil.
Pulling back until just the tip was inside Ruby, Blake hilted herself again as the barbs on the tip of her member sprang outward, clinging onto Ruby's walls
Azure: Because it's a magical dick, I can do whatever I want with it!
Ruby: *wince* Ow...
as Blake's cock locked itself into place a few centimeters shy of Ruby's cervix.
Azure: Wait, so is just the tip in, or is she a few centimeters shy? You can't have both!
Blake: Unless Ruby's anatomy is seriously messed up.
Ruby continued to orgasm as she felt Blake's member lock into place, twitching and flexing with anticipation like a angry cat's tail.
Blake: I'M NOT PURE CAT!
Azure: Doesn't mean the story will stop.
"You know, this isn't-" Ruby began, but froze upon feeling Blake's orgasm.
Azure: "It was made of liquid nitrogen."
Ruby: I think it goes without saying now, but OOWWW.
"Half bad?" She finished hesitantly.
Ruby: Story me is right. IT'S ALL BAD.
Blake moaned as three days of pent up seed travelled out her member at breakneck speed,
Azure: Only three days? And it's this much?! Damn woman, you can pump out seed! *Slapped by Blake*
each shot making Ruby jump as it forceful slammed into her cervix,
Both females: OW!
some semen bringing to trickle past Blake's still pulsing cock. The rest pooled in Ruby's womb as she felt her belly swell just a little bit outwards, like when she eaten too many sweets at that one holiday party.
All: *eyes widen*
Azure: Jesus Christ, that's a lot of sperm!
Blake: *nods slowly*
Ruby: *barfs*
Blake whined as more sperm came shooting out of her member in a final loaded burst,
All: MORE?!
coating the rest of Ruby's canal a pearly white.
Azure: Good to know that Blake's sperm is the color of pearls.
The barbs retracted from her cock as Blake pulled out, a loud "pop" coming from Ruby as she adjusted from being full to being empty.
Azure: We're really going with that?! Vaginas do not 'pop', author!
Ruby, on a high from her prolonged orgasm, lazily glanced down at her groin, noting the abundance of Blake's seed. "Well, youz made it snow, Blakey~" Ruby drunkly giggled from the afterglow of sex.
Azure: PFFFHAHAHAHAHA!
Blake: *snicker*
Ruby:...What?
Blake let Ruby fall into her arms as the younger girl dozed. "Mhmm. It's snowing, Ruby. All over Beacon, and all over you."
Azure: *falls over laughing*
Blake: Why? Why must you write me like this?
Author's Note: If you have requests, send them!
Ruby: Stop!
Azure: Keep going!
Review or PM, for who you'd like to see tap lil' Ruby! Any female member of the RWBY series can be used with the exception of Glyna and Yang's mother. The latter option may change if I get more info.
Blake: Yang's... Mother? How does the author know Yang's mother?
Azure:... Hey look story!
As you have also noticed, Blake does not merely have a member.
Blake: No, really.
Nor do any of the other girls merely have just a member. Some of them are tied to their Semblance, other tied to their personality, and others are...well, some are like Weiss, and they're out there.
Ruby: Can't wait...
So, if you have any suggestions on a girl's equipment, drop a review or PM. (For example, Pyrrha, due to her magnetic semblance, could make her member vibrate.)
Azure: So, would her dick be metal?
Blake: Azure, no.
Up next: -Ladybug, Part 2-
Blake and Ruby: Oh, goody.
Azure: We're outta here.
Yang: So...?
Ruby: Bleh.
Blake: *shrug*
Azure: It actually wasn't that bad.
Blake: Well, it is only the first chapter...
Azure: Well, I'll just never come into this room again!
Ruby: But you have classes here...
Azure:...Yang, open the doors.
Yang: Aye aye, captain!
*The doors unlock and swing open*
Ruby: See ya guys! *dashes out of room*
Blake: See you later, hopefully without a riff. *Exits*
Azure: *Glances at TV* Yang, please at least a break.
Yang: No promises!
*A groan is heard as Yang presses a button, turning the TV off with a blip*