*Blake cautiously walks into the classroom*
Blake: If that Xiao Long locks me in here again, I swear I'll...
*The door swings shut behind her*
Blake: What?! But I'm...
*She then notices Azure and Ruby lounging around*
Blake: Oh.
Azure: Great! The gang's all here! Now we can die together!
*The TV flickers to life*
Yang (From TV): Hey! Don't quote me without my permission!
Azure: Bite me!
Yang: Maybe I will!
Azure: Better than reading some dumb futa fic!
Yang: Aw, you love me.
Azure: *sigh* Let's just get it over with. You guys ready?
Blake: As I'll ever be...
Ruby: Yay...
Yang: That's the spirit!
*Buzz*
All: We've got a story sign!
Ruby felt herself jolt awake as her head rose from the soft confines of Blake's warm body.
Azure: Oh right. That happened.
Ruby: Eugh.
Blake grinned as Ruby took in the surroundings, her silver eyes heavy with valium as the now nude girl struggled to come to terms with what had just occurred a few moments ago.
Azure: As I recall, she's been nude for a while now, hasn't she?
Blake: Ever since the cookie disappeared.
Azure: Then why call her 'now-nude'? It makes it sound like she had stripped the paragraph before!
Ruby shook her head, her hair scattering about as she tried to make sense of everything.
Ruby: "Why is there a polar bear in here?"
Blake: "You throw some awesome parties."
"D-Did we just have...s-s-s..." Ruby confusedly trailed off, unable to say the word sex as it remained stuck to her tongue.
Azure: SEX SEX SEX SEX.
Ruby: Why'd you do that?
Azure: To prove I'm manlier than you.
Ruby: It didn't work. Sex.
Azure: Dammit.
Blake gently stroked Ruby's black and red hair, sensing the stirrings of a erection in her groin as her member prepared for round two.
Blake: Considering how much I did last time, there's no way I'd already be raring to go.
Azure: Maybe aura enhances your stamina.
"Sex?" The Faunus finished for the young Huntress in training.
Ruby: First of all, that should be hyphenated. Second of all, SEX IS NOT THAT HARD TO SAY!
"We did, just like how the snow is still falling outdoors." Blake saw Ruby's eyes widen as the wheels began to spin in her mind.
Azure: Here we go again!
Blake: Oh Dust.
Ruby: Yay...
With a confident smirk, Ruby crawled up onto Blake, her eyes locking with Blake's golden orbs as Ruby began to blush.
Azure: You'd think Ruby'd be a sub.
Blake: She does kill soulless monsters for a living.
Ruby: Why are we talking about this?!
"Blake...", Ruby gulped for air as she continued,
Blake: "I forgot to put the comma inside the quotes again".
"I want you to feel like how I felt. I want you...I want you to feel pleasure!" Ruby demanded as Blake felt both her feline ears and cock stiffen.
Blake: *Facepalm*
Azure: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Ruby: *Groans*
'Does Ruby know about my fetish? About how I want her to run her mouth over every inch of me?'
Azure: *Stares at Blake and licks his lips*
Blake: *Punches Azure*
Blake's thoughts raced as a blush slowly crept over her face. "Uh, sure Ruby..." Blake slowly responded, turning her head away to keep Ruby from seeing her embarrassed face.
Ruby: Why is she embarrassed? She's the one who roped me into this, so if I do this, we play by my rules!
Ruby watched as Blake turned her head away, but chalking it up to nerves, Ruby asked, "Uh...is there anywhere I should start?"
Azure: "Spread 'em." *Smacked by everyone*
Blake said nothing as she spread her legs,
Azure:...
Blake: *slow clap*
while Ruby moved to the foot of the bed, now able to fully take in Blake's figure without being overly freaked out by her extra addition.
Ruby: Why aren't I freaking out again, exactly?
Azure: The lemon demands it!
Blake: Not the lemons! My eyes! THEY BURN!
Azure: That's just the fic.
Tracing a finger along Blake's inner thigh, Ruby studiously examined the underside of Blake's hardened cock,
Azure: "It would be on the test."
her index and middle fingers following the curve of the member to where the girl's rod joined her feminine sex,
Azure: *twitch*
Blake: Get used to it.
her two fingers gently tugging at a outer lip so Ruby could see Blake's little puffy flower.
Ruby: *Vomits*
Azure: Should it be puffy? That makes it sound like she's infected with something.
Ruby: *Vomits harder*
Blake bit her lips as Ruby continued to nonchalantly prod and poke at her snatch,
Ruby: "What does this button do?"
Azure: "Self Destruct initiated."
the younger girl thoroughly exploring every nook and cranny she had to offer.
Azure: Well, at least she's thorough. *Brained by Blake*
Fighting off the urge to close her legs around Ruby's head and grind herself on her teammate until she was sated,
All: *Cringe*
Blake: That sounds... Extremely uncomfortable.
Ruby: Blargh.
Azure: Dust, that wording! Could you at least try to make it less... Painful?
as Blake's tender rosebud flexed and twitched with each breath the older raven haired girl took,
Azure: Wait a second...
Ruby: Yes?
Azure: I just realized you're both underage in this. Oh Fuck.
Yang (From TV): Language!
the small puckered orifice begging, if it actually had a voice, for Ruby to ravage it.
Blake: That's... More then a little disturbing...
Ruby: BAD IMAGE GO AWAY!
For the silent and charming Blake Belladonna however, Ruby Rose had different plans.
Azure: "She grabbed the whip from the closet."
Blake: At the rate the story is currently going, I wouldn't be surprised.
Things were going to go much more slowly, at a...controllable pace
Blake: "So they wouldn't lose their comma."
so that neither she nor Blake would lose themselves to their lust this time, unlike their previous blurred encounter which had felt Ruby feeling like a leaky faucet,
Azure: Why is a blurred encounter feeling Ruby?
Ruby: And why do I feel so violated because of it?
if faucets actually leaked half a pint of white ooze regularly.
Blake: *vomits*
Ruby: *Steals back the bucket*
Azure: Alright! Three for three!
Ruby breathed on Blake's inner thighs, smirking to herself as Blake covered her now fully reddened face with a pillow.
Ruby: "She tried to suffocate herself to escape the fic."
Ruby experimentally kissed Blake's left thigh, tenderly nibbling on the soft but taut skin
Blake: Glad to know my thighs are muscley.
Azure: Never skip leg day.
as she slowly ran her kisses towards the intersection of her legs,
Ruby: "But she stopped at the red light."
Azure: If only...
suddenly switching to trail kisses and nibbles up along Blake's right thigh, stopping at the center of the raven haired girl's hips.
Azure: The author really likes calling you raven haired girl, doesn't he?
Ruby: It does seem overused...
Blake: It's better than just 'Faunus'.
"Blake..." Ruby cutely inquired, "can I get you to lie on your stomach for me? This next part requires a...proper angle of approach."
Ruby: *Furious blushing*
Blake: *Slightly less furious blushing*
Azure: Damn, Rubes. You are a nympho.
Blake removed the pillow from her head temporarily to shift herself onto her stomach, sultrily wiggling her butt to entice Ruby.
Blake: *slowly sinks down in her seat*
Azure: Shake ya ass, watch yourself! Shake ya ass, show me whatcha workin with!
Ruby: That's a song?!
Hesitantly gripping both of the poles
Azure: *puerile giggle*
of the bunk bed with her hands, if Blake felt her guess was correct, this was going to be a long, slow, and near torturous session for her.
Ruby: "She had to stare at the cookies for hours. Without eating them!"
Azure: "The horror!"
And yet somehow in the back of her mind she enjoyed the prospect of it.
Blake: Trust me, I most certainly do not.
Ruby took a breath as she licked her lips thoroughly, doing the best she could get them as well lubricated as possible.
Azure: *Groan*
Ruby: Ech.
Putting a hand on each of Blake's warm and soft cheeks,
Ruby: *Squishes Blake's face* I actually think they're kinda cold...
Blake: *Bats Ruby's hands away* Wrong cheeks.
Ruby spread the cushions as she found the small hole still awaiting her, twitching with the slightest bit of need.
Azure: DUST DAMMIT!
Blake: Oh... Oh no...
Lowering her head, Ruby ran her tongue around the orifice,
Azure: *cringes extremely hard*
with the faint taste of licorice on her brain
Both girls: I'm sorry, WHAT?!
Azure: *Falls over laughing* Fucking licorice-flavored! Oh my Dust that's hilarious! *Doubles over with laughter*
as she continued her efforts, the audible purring now coming from Blake a sign to continue.
Blake: I'M NOT PURE CAT!
Azure: The fandom seems to think you are.
Ruby redoubled her efforts as she pressed her mouth against Blake's tush
Azure: *snicker* I can't decide whether to love or hate this wording.
the tip of her tongue now pressing inwards on Blake's anus
Blake: *Eyes shut tightly* NOPE NOPE NOPE.
as it slowly wriggled into the somewhat licorice flavored cavern,
Azure: Fuckin' licorice-flavored.
Ruby running her tongue around the inside ring to provide lubrication.
Azure: I've now decided I hate that word.
Ruby: You do remember that we use it like, every day in weapon maintenance, right?
Azure: Blargh.
Blake was unable to suppress the purring
Blake: *Sharply raises fist, then slowly lowers it*
that emanated from her throat as Ruby lapped at her rosebud,
Azure: What the fuck kind of euphemism is 'rosebud'?
her cock twitching against the bedsheets as she felt a trickle of fluids pool in her flower,
Ruby: What's stopping it from overflowing?
Blake: The reason.
the heat beginning to build as Ruby continued with her act.
Blake... "Of felony."
Briefly pulling up for air, Ruby confidently basked in the trail of saliva connected from her mouth to Blake's ass.
Azure: "For some reason, she then began praying to it."
Ruby: If anything even remotely like that happens, I want you both to slap me. Extremely hard.
Azure: Kinky. *Dodges swing from Ruby*
What she did not expect was for Blake to shift herself so Ruby now laid on her back,
Blake: "And then piledrive her."
Azure: TKO!
Blake scooting backwards to position her bum over Ruby's mouth
Azure: TARGET LOCKED ON. PREPARE TO FIRE!
as the redhead
Ruby: It's actually black with crimson number 6.
notified her reaction to this sequence of events with a somewhat startled yelp,
Blake: "She filed it under 'Y'."
only for Blake to promptly press her butt to Ruby's open mouth,
Azure: Well okay then.
Ruby: This is by far the bluntest smut I've ever read.
Azure: What other smut have you read?
Ruby: *Glances at Blake*
Azure: OH.
the younger girl quickly learning Blake wanted more oral pleasure.
Blake: No, really? Never would've guessed.
Running her tongue over Blake's wet flower up to her perky rosebud,
Azure: Blech.
Blake: Why are you this bothered? At least they're not saying 'cavern'.
Azure: BLECH.
Ruby mentally made a note of the somewhat different tastes between the two.
Azure: She has a surprisingly focused mind for being IN THE MIDDLE OF INTERCOURSE.
Licking more at the bitter tart flower and then at the mildly sweet anus,
Ruby: *vomits*
Blake: *Scrunches up face*
Azure:... What? WHAT?
Blake slowly ground herself into Ruby's face, a quick tap on her hips letting her pull off so Ruby could get a breath of air before she went down again.
Ruby: No, no, we're all fine with her suffocating.
As Blake descended on Ruby's face for a third time, she felt the girl pull her lips apart,
Azure: "Ripping her face off."
Blake: WHOA, Azure!
Azure: *Thumbs up*
her tongue trying to wiggle it's way inside her, succeeding as the slippery invader penetrated
All: *shudder*
Ruby: I feel unclean.
Azure: Get used to it.
when Blake cried aloud, "There! Oh, there! Stay!" Blake had a split second of clarity as she added, "Please."
Azure: Oh, thank DUST she said please. I don't know what we would have done otherwise!
Blake: Probably nothing.
Ruby rolled her eyes from underneath Blake's ass.
Ruby: As is the norm around here.
'A little common courtesy never hurt anyone, Blake. Sheesh.'
Azure: YOU ARE LITERALLY EATING HER OUT!
Blake: The pausing is making this one smut scene go incredibly sluggishly.
She mentally bemoaned as she continued to assault Blake's now flooding pussy,
Ruby: "She had to get a lifeboat to survive."
her tongue flicking across the exposed nub of Blake's clit,
All: *Slight twitch*
the Faunus now moaning as Ruby flicked the nub again to garner a reaction,
Blake: "But nothing happened. She had added to much magnesium."
Azure: "AUTHORS NOTE; tHAT WAS A CHEMISTRY JOKE IF YOU DO NOT GET IT LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPED!"
again producing a near cat like mewl from Blake's mouth.
Azure and Ruby: *Glance at Blake*
Blake: It's not even worth it anymore.
Ruby's eyes sparkled as a devilish idea came to mind.
Azure: *Pounding on desk* SACRI-FICE! SACRI-FICE!
Blake began to pant as she felt Ruby flick her tongue over her clit,
Ruby: In all honesty, this is just dragged out at this point.
Blake: When it comes to smut, that's truly saying something.
this time running around the nub to lavish and savor the exposed happy button,
Azure: *Facedesks*
Blake: Is your hatred of euphemisms really that strong?
Azure: 'Happy Button' and 'Joy Buzzer' are the worst.
before quickly flicking it rapidly like a three year old fascinated by a light switch,
Azure: Aw, lil three-year-old Rubes wants to know what the button does!
Ruby: Azure, that's really weird in this context.
Azure: Since when am I not weird?
Ruby:... Fair point.
prompting Blake to squeeze her legs around Ruby's torso in an effort to not yet orgasm,
Ruby: "Crushing her lungs."
her steeled member already blotting with pre-cum as she could feel herself near the edge of a female orgasm, and a violent one at that.
Azure: Why are the orgasms separate? You'd think the stimulation would affect both regions.
Ruby: *Starts whistling 'Edge of Glory'*
What Blake wasn't prepared for was the touch of Ruby's fingers going into her ass
All: BLECH!
as her tongue delved into her vagina, the dual sensations of pleasure driving the final gate open as Blake arched her back in pleasure she felt waves of release cascade through her,
Blake: It seems author's grammar gets worse during the orgasm.
Azure: Why?
Blake: This is missing at least a comma and a full stop.
plastering Ruby's face with sexual juices
Ruby: *retches*
Azure: Wow, how much did you eat today?
as her spasming flower unleashed a torrent of liquid onto Ruby's open mouth,
Azure: *facedesks*
effectively shocking and pleasing her younger compatriot.
Ruby: I know about the former, but I'm not so sure about the latter.
Blake lifted herself off Ruby as the younger girl lay there, panting for breath.
Blake: Can we have a break?
Azure: Indubitably.
Yang: So, according to this 'So you wanna be a Riffmaster' book,
Azure: THERE'S A BOOK ON THAT?!
Yang: It says I'm supposed to ask how you're doin' during breaks. So, how are you all holdin' up?
Ruby: *Groans*
Blake: *Hisses*
Azure: *Sighs*
Yang: Aw c'mon guys, buck up! You've already made it through two-thirds of the chapter!
Azure: Whoop-de-fucking-do.
Blake: Forgive us for withholding our enthusiasm.
Ruby: We still have more?!
All: *Groan*
Crossing her legs, her elbows on resting on her knees,
Azure: Sitting like a true lady, I see.
Blake: Quite.
Blake couldn't help but both admire Ruby's capacity for sexual pleasure as well as her rather remarkable lung capacity.
Ruby: *Blushes and hides behind cloak*
Azure: Y'know what, let's just take it as a compliment.
Then again, the girl had screamed her head off slicing a Nevermore head clean off it's body, and had a perfectly fine voice right after.
Azure: That is true. How'd you manage that one?
Ruby: Um... I uh... Yell a lot.
Azure: Weiss healed it?
Ruby: *sigh* Yeah.
Blake's steeled member was still throbbing with desire,
Blake: "And was part of her new cyborg body."
and with Ruby still breathing in air fast as she could go,
Azure: Gotta go fast!
Blake was given a little moment of self-indulgence to herself. "I haven't done this since I was with the White Fang and Adam." She mused as her tongue coated her lips in saliva.
Blake: This is implying something, isn't it?
Ruby: I think s-
Blake: *shoots the TV*
Azure and Ruby: *Jumps*
Azure: Jesus Fuck, Blake!
Blake: Sorry, needed to get that out. Let's continue.
Hooking her arms behind her kneecaps, Blake pushed her back against the wall, bending her midsection inwards so her lower half of her body, and her cock, could meet her mouth.
Azure: *Stands up and walks away* NOPE. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.
Blake: I hate this Dust-damn story.
Ruby: But... But... WHERE ARE YOUR RIBS?!
Straining forward, Blake accepted her member as the tip pushed past her lips, an inch or two more following that as it was sinking into her warm, wet, delectable mouth.
Azure (From other side of room): ONE OR TWO INCHES?!
Ruby: Were all those adjectives really necessary?
Blake: Without them, the world would explode.
Blake ran her tongue around her own flesh, enjoying the small spurts of precum that trickled into the back of her mouth like a sporadic hose.
Azure (Sitting back down): You writers really like precum, don't you?
Blake: You've calmed down, I see.
Azure: It helps to punch a wall a bit.
She moaned around her sex, her hips pulling the member backwards as her tongue tickled the opening of her cock, causing more precum to gush forth.
Azure: And I'm suddenly tempted to leave again.
Blake closed her eyes in bliss as she hummed around her member.
Ruby: Ugh, this is taking forever.
Azure: Honestly. This ENTIRE chapter is a long-winded smut scene.
And then, as soon as the pleasure had begun, it stopped.
Blake: Thankfully.
And started again, as Blake noted,
Blake: Noooo.
Ruby: Did you really think it would end that easily?
Blake: A girl can dream, Ruby.
but not in her mouth. What Blake instead found was that her legs had pulled down into the bed,
Azure: "Well golly gee, when did that happen?"
and that Ruby was now, despite struggling, choking, gagging, and having an unsteady rhythm, sucking and bobbing on Blake's cock.
Blake: *Pulls out a lighter*
Ruby: Blake! No!
Blake: THIS SHOULD BE BURNED IN THE FLAMES OF THE UNDERWORLD!
Azure: Seconded. That sentence should never be read.
If Blake had been more alert and this had been a normal day, and she was not under the effects of both valium and in the afterglow of a impressive orgasm,
Azure: Some very specific conditions.
Ruby: We're unlucky they all happened.
she probably would have forced Ruby off, ran to the bathroom, and hid until she had quieted down.
Azure: Wait, what? Why?
Blake: That... Kinda came out of left field.
Azure: I mean, yeah sure, you'd be embarrassed at first, but right now isn't at first, and you've already shown Ruby every inch of you! Why worry after two orgasms?
Ruby: Oh no! It's a writer's second-worst enemy! Mood whiplash!
However, Blake instead gently stroked Ruby's hair, her fingers trailing along the back of her head to touch Ruby's neck.
Ruby: *Shudders*
Blake: *Grabs Azure's hand* Don't even think about it.
Azure: *Pouts*
"Easy, Ruby. B-Be gentle..." Blake cautioned, already nearing the edge of an orgasm.
Azure: Bull.
Ruby: Why?
Azure: Did you see all those derogatory terms the author gave Ruby's BJ? There's no way someone with so little experience could give a nympho like Blake pleasure in such a short amount of time!
Blake: Wow. You really like ranting.
Azure: FAULTY LOGIC HURTS ME!
She could feel the familiar tightening and tension in her pelvis, her member twitching as Ruby pulled off the member to ravish the head with her tongue.
Blake: And after 45 seconds, Ruby has become an expert in fellatio!
Azure: *Punches a wall* HE USED 'MEMBER' TWICE IN THE SAME DAMN SENTENCE!
Blake gripped the bed tightly as she felt the oncoming rush of blood and semen rush into her cock,
All: Blegh.
the hardened flesh pulsing with Blake's heartbeat as Ruby plunged her down as far as she could go, taking a full three quarters of Blake's cock into her mouth
Azure: You know what? I'll give it to her. That is decently impressive.
as Blake felt her member touch the back of Ruby's throat, the barbs not springing outwards.
Blake: This will be on the test.
Ruby: Teacher? What are we learning here?
Azure: "How to mess with people's heads 101"
With a single gulp of Ruby's mouth, Blake shook her head left and right as she could feel the impending orgasm shoot out of her,
Azure: "NO! Bad orgasm!"
the barbs on her member loosely clinging to Ruby's mouth. Ruby swallowed down the first large mouthful,
Ruby: Ew.
then the second,
Blake: EW.
then the third,
Azure: EW.
and even a fourth and fifth one
All: EEEWWWW!
as Blake cried out, moaning as more sperm came out of her.
Azure: It's not even worth noting the ungodly amount of semen this woman pumps out anymore.
Ruby: Yeah, there's no way I'm not pregnant by the end of this fic.
Once the massive jets of Blake's cum ceased to a small trickle, Ruby pulled off, a trail of cum connecting her lips to Blake's member.
Ruby: *Vomits*
Azure: Me next, please.
Blake, who had gone soft from what felt like Ruby nearly milking her dry with mouth,
Blake: No, REALLY?!
sprang again to half strength as Blake shifted in bed to lay on her left side,
Azure: WHAT IS FATIGUE?!
facing Yang's bed, as Ruby laid down in front of her, staring back into Blake's amber eyes with eyes of silver,
Blake: Missing full stop.
Azure: Haven't had one of those in a while.
Blake: It's the little things.
The pair shared a sloppy kiss as Ruby inserted her tongue into Blake's mouth, Blake tasting her seed for the first time as it swirled on her taste buds.
All: Bull.
Azure: If you've sucked yourself off before, you've definitely tasted your sperm before.
A thick, but runny, texture with hints of mint and evergreen were present as well as a rather odd bubblegum like quality.
Blake and Ruby: *Look expectantly at Azure*
Azure: *Sigh* Now the author's screwed-up taste buds are just endearing, to be honest.
Ruby broke away as she grinned back at Blake. "Well, it's your turn Blake, what next?"
Azure: NOTHING. I refuse to believe she can keep going.
Ruby: If you want to stay sane during this stuff, you've gotta let go of all known facts.
She rather cheerfully responded, rubbing her damp flower against Blake's hardening member.
Azure: *Bangs head against wall* I REFUSE!
Ruby: That can not be healthy.
Blake: Let him have his fun. He's suffered enough.
Blake's cheeks blushed a shade of red. "Ruby..." She began, stopping as she found her words failing her.
Azure: "I ate all the Zebra Cakes."
Ruby: "I'm actually part panther."
Blake: "I'm dating your sister."
Ruby titled her head in curiosity.
Blake: Since when was Ruby a small dog?
"Have you ever experienced pleasure of the...anal persuasion?" Blake blushed as she asked Ruby her question.
Azure: *Punching the TV* NO! NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!
Blake: Gonna go out on a limb and say Azure doesn't like anal.
Azure: FUCK. THAT.
Ruby gave her a blank stare. "Um, no, not really. Wait, you mean...in my butt?" She asked confused about the word "anal".
All: *Groan*
Ruby: I mean, a sprinkle of naïveté is okay, but I'm not clueless!
Blake nodded. "If you're uncomfortable, I can..."
Azure: "Stop."
Ruby: Please be uncomfortable! Please!
As Blake tried to reassure her, Ruby turned over to face the wall, adjusting herself so she could properly align with Blake.
Azure: *Sighs* AAAAGGGHH!
Ruby: NO! I WOULD NEVER AGREE TO THIS!
Blake stopped speaking and gasped as Ruby rubbed her dry rosebud against Blake's dripping wet member,
Blake: "The difference in climates caused a tropical storm to pop up!"
Ruby: "The snowstorm melted and everyone got to go home!"
Azure: I am seriously surprised the story didn't manage to break you yet.
already trying to back up against her. "That didn't take long." Blake commented as she placed a hand on Ruby's hip.
Blake: Agreed.
Ruby: That went way too fast.
Azure: Logic, this fic has not.
Ruby grinned to herself. "Well, you're already slickened up, so you just need to go in and make me more...slippery.
Azure: Worst. Slip n' Slide. EVER.
Ruby: I don't even want to think about what that implies.
So it's...easier, I guess." She commented, still rubbing her anus against Blake's solid member,
Blake: "Completely missing a full stop."
Azure: It's sad when your smut has become so repetitive that all we can comment on is the grammar.
Blake sighed. "Ruby, I understand your enthusiasm, but I need you to relax first."
Ruby: "Meditation is an art, not a chore."
Blake: If we're making connections between smut and meditation, something is quite clearly wrong.
What interrupted both of the was the door opening to reveal a soaked, white, and shocked Weiss Schnee.
Azure: WELL THEN.
Blake: SUDDENLY, CUM-COVERED WEISS!
Ruby: That whiplash was so fast I felt my neck snap.
"Blake…." she called. "Yang said first dibs on Ruby."
Yang (From TV): NO I DIDN'T!
Azure: bet you it takes Yang two chapters to bang her.
Blake: I say three.
Yang:... I hate you guys.
Azure: Oh, we are going to be malicious towards you.
Blake did not respond with words, but rather with a firm swat to Ruby's bottom.
Ruby: The fact that that statement has been typed just... Breaks my mind.
Azure: Welcome to rock bottom, my I take your coat?
Weiss sighed and pinched her hand over her temples. Today was going to be a long day, she could feel it.
Blake: Trust me, we all can.
Azure: This better not go on for much longer or I'm gonna lose it.
Still, Ruby on the bed...naked besides Blake…
Ruby: Besides Blake what? What did she do?
Ruby couldn't believe her eyes as she saw the blue phallic bulge begin to raise itself from underneath Weiss's skirt.
Azure: AAAAND THAT'S MY CUE! WE'RE OUT! NOPE!
Yang: So how was it?
All: Uuuuugghh.
Azure: The whole scene was just one dragged-out lemon! Seriously, she orgasmed 3 times in one chapter!
Blake: Agreed. This chapter went on much longer than it needed to.
Ruby: And I don't think we have to mention how screwed-up the premise still is.
Yang: Don't worry, there's only two chapters left!
Azure: ONLY?!
Yang: Yeah, yeah, it seems long, but it'll fly by. Trust me!
Blake: *Sigh* If you say so, I suppose.
Yang: Yeah! It'll be great! Until then- Wait. Ice queen?
Weiss (Distantly): Yeah?
Yang: Are you trying to cook again?
Weiss (Distantly):... No?
Yang: Shoot, I gotta go, bye!
*Yang runs offscreen while the classroom doors unlock and swing open*
Azure: Well then.
Blake: Indeed.
Ruby: We should probably get going. The last time Weiss tried to cook, we had to use up nearly her entire supply of Freeze Dust.
Azure: You are definitely telling me that story sometime. Later!
Ruby (Running out door): Bye!
*Blake nods at Azure, then exits*
*Azure turns toward the TV*
Azure: Well shoot, she left this on. What do I do?
*After thinking for a bit, Azure shrugs and pulls out his weapon, shooting the TV and causing it to turn off in a shower of sparks*