Stupidity at its Best (A Naruto Story) Ch 5

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. My last name is not Kishimoto. I wish it was though. XP

Like I've said before, I'm stupid. I'm very stupid. Add as many very's as you like, I'm still going to be the same stupid girl. The information you're about to read in this next chapter of my story will make you shake your head and say "Why didn't she see that coming and turn a blind eye?" You'll see what I mean soon…

"Sempai! Sempai! Sempai! Sempai! Sempai!" Tobi chants bouncing up and down in front of annoyed blond. "Tobi knew Sempai would come for Tobi!" He's doing his happy puppy wriggle.

The blond deadpans at him.

"One of the biggest mistakes I've ever made, un," I realize it's a guy from the sound of his voice. There's a sliver-haired man (who's shirtless, I realize after looking at him for a second.), a guy with black hair pulled into a pony tail, a man with a mask over his mouth and nose and red (?!) eyes, a guy that looks like a botany project gone wrong, and a blue hair/skinned man with tattoos of gills on his cheekbones. He's also seven foot gazillion. All of them are wearing the same red cloud, black cloth robe like they're in some kind of gang.

I wouldn't have been seen if it wasn't for that spider on the floor. I happen to look down at exactly the wrong time and see it.

"OHMYKAMI SPIDER!" I scream and jump onto the information desk still screaming. "SPIDER! SPIDER! SPIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR! SOMEONE STOMP IT!" Did I mention I have a fear of spiders? No? Really? Now you know.

"TOBI WILL SAVE KUMORI-CHAN!" He yells and comes running to save me. He squishes the spider on the way and glomps me. "TOBI IS A HUMAN SHIELD!" The other five men stare at us like we're insane. Probably because it's true.

"This her?" The blue man asks shifting the stick on his back to the other side. I look around stupidly to see who he's talking about. There are no other hers around.

Oh kuso. I think trying to inch back to the back where my pron-watching boss. Oh great. Stuck between Tobi's scary looking friends and my somewhat needy boss. Kami-sama, why don't you love me? I'm almost to the returns desk when I feel a hand clap down on my shoulder. Turning around slowly, I see the silver haired man grinning down at me.

"Where do you think you're going, cutie?" I pale.

"B-Back to the back where I'll continue shelving books like nothing happened?" I ask hoping he'll let me go. I really shouldn't have come out here. I really shouldn't have gotten out of bed.

"SO sorry but you know too much. You'll have to come back with us. We need a new maid anyway…" He looks me over and I feel like I'm being x-rayed. "Still have the old one's costume…" His tone is as tainted as the smirk on his face. I shiver a little and worm my shoulder free of his grasp.

"You don't want me to go with you! I've got a wife and kids at home!" The entire group gives me a weird look.

"But you're a girl," The botany project says quietly. "You wouldn't be gay would you?"

"You're too young to be married anyway," The black haired man says dryly.

"I've got a cat," I say meekly. Tobi squeals jumping up and down.

"Tobi like Byakko-chan and Byakko-chan likes Tobi!"

WHY THE HELL HASN'T PRON-BOSS COME OUT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE YELLING IS ABOUT?! My inner yells pulling at her hair. He's always getting on us about how yelling isn't allowed in a library! WHY THE HELL HASN'T HE COME TO RESCUE US?! KYAAAAA I CAN'T GO BACK WITH THEM! I'M NOT LIKE THAT! I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A BOYFRIEND SINCE I WAS A SENIOR! RESCUE US STUPID PRON-BOSS! By now she's about ready to start having a seizure if that'll make Pron-Boss save us.

"We're going back to your house," The red-eyed man says firmly. "The portal doesn't open until six, so we might as well stay out of the open,"

"At least tell me your names," I say in a last attempt to stall a little.

"Itachi," The black haired one.

"Hidan," The guy who was trying to cut off circulation to my shoulder.

"Kakuzu," The red-eyed one.

"Kisame," The blue one, seven foot gazillion.

"Zetsu," The botany project gone wrong.

"And Tobi is Tobi!" He yells dramatically and grins at me. His stomach growls and makes ripples down the front of his shirt. He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly. "Tobi is a hungry boy,"

"I can get some food on my way home!" I offer, the sinking feeling that I wasn't getting out of this lodging itself firmly in my stomach. "Just let me tell my boss I'm taking the rest of the day off." I start moving toward the back but the grip tightens on my shoulder and I whimper quietly.

"We're going home now," He says in a tight voice and I turn toward him with a small nod.

"I'll take you there," I say, knowing I was caught. Kisame grins at me.

"Good girl, she knows exactly how to do as she's told," I bite back a comment about how I'm not a dog but then think better of it. He'd just told me I was kinda smart. Tobi grins as we start walking out of the library, bouncing up to me.

"Does Kumori-chan like the Akatsuki?" He asks looking at me hopefully.

"They're um… interesting," I say glancing over my shoulder at my 'stalkers'. Hidan grins back at me with a smile that makes me not want to know what he's thinking. I shiver a little and start walking toward a McDonald's. How bad could this be?

Sorry…Not my best chapter, I know. I promise that the next one'll be better! Don't hurt me~ *cowers*